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over to you nut lol! / OYNUTTER v MACK THE KNIFE tuesday / only one winner GL Rik......

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  • edited November 2011
    FLOPWIT FLAPPY FLIPS your all heart on the end of yer sleave, really gald it all went well m8ty, your a brave lad. Rest up now and dont play too much poker as you know that gets the heart racing Especialy how you play lol. Really glad your on the mend :)
  • edited November 2011
     From now on -- no--beer--no-- fags-- no--sex-- Why did they bother saving you.----------

















                                  YOU STILL HAVE POKER.?



                           
  • edited November 2011
    In Response to Re: OYNUTTER v MACK THE KNIFE tuesday / only one winner GL Rik........... update 30/10/2011 9:15 PM in opening post >>>:
    FLOPWIT FLAPPY FLIPS your all heart on the end of yer sleave, really gald it all went well m8ty, your a brave lad. Rest up now and dont play too much poker as you know that gets the heart racing Especialy how you play lol. Really glad your on the mend :)
    Posted by Dazler
     LOL-- Cheers--- Nice one Daz, no way I can play yet mate, next week will be my return to the tables, the last few weeks I played on the tables, my concentration was just stupid, could'nt understand what was going on---- falling asleep completely plenty of times, threw my chips in with mental odds just to finish the game ect. I still could'nt possibly handle a deep stack, but my brain power on good days is ok for small games and cash
  • edited November 2011
    In Response to Re: OYNUTTER v MACK THE KNIFE tuesday / only one winner GL Rik........... update 30/10/2011 9:15 PM in opening post >>>:
      From now on -- no--beer--no-- fags-- no--sex-- Why did they bother saving you.----------                               YOU STILL HAVE POKER.?                         
    Posted by logdon
    Hiya Loggy--no cigarettes, some beer, and in three weeks yyyyyyyyeeeeeeeeeehhhhhhaaaaaaaaaa!!!!!!!!!!! ME BEAUTY!!!!!
  • edited November 2011
     Still not entirely off oxygen yet, but should be off home in 3 days, done a walk up some stairs, 50 yard walk, all connections are out, just waiting to maintain 94 or 95 on the oxygen saturation monitor Couple of days at home and I'll be BACK!!!

     Off to bed now lads and logs, should be a good day tomorrow, when I hope to stay off oxygen for the whole day, have to keep feet up for a lot of the day too because my feet have swollen with fluid retention---night owls!
  • edited November 2011
     YeeeeeHaaaa   Hugs xxxx
  • edited November 2011
    Hiya guys and disguise, my 1st night off the oxygen and off the monitors!!!!--- The Nutter has returned!!!!--probably home on Sunday, or Monday, only fluid retention left to sort out, very tempted to have a wee go at the micro cash for d craic, maybe not though--- I will post a couple of things as i think of it, and answer any questions.

     Thanks to everyone for the good wishes, me Jullee and me Mum says thanks again too, and my son and daughter, and rest of flapwit family all say thanks to sky forum for cheering me up.

     Its been some 3 weeks, can't wait to put it behind me and get home!!!---- Ideas for nurses little pressies would be very welcome---- WATCH IT YOU LOT!!!!---LOL---- CHEERS ALL!!!
  • edited November 2011
    In Response to Re: OYNUTTER v MACK THE KNIFE tuesday / only one winner GL Rik........... update 30/10/2011 9:15 PM in opening post >>>:
    Hiya guys and disguise, my 1st night off the oxygen and off the monitors!!!!--- The Nutter has returned!!!!--probably home on Sunday, or Monday, only fluid retention left to sort out, very tempted to have a wee go at the micro cash for d craic, maybe not though--- I will post a couple of things as i think of it, and answer any questions.  Thanks to everyone for the good wishes, me Jullee and me Mum says thanks again too, and my son and daughter, and rest of flapwit family all say thanks to sky forum for cheering me up.  Its been some 3 weeks, can't wait to put it behind me and get home!!!---- Ideas for nurses little pressies would be very welcome---- WATCH IT YOU LOT!!!!---LOL---- CHEERS ALL!!!
    Posted by oynutter
    Chocolates never fail as they all tuck into them and burn off the calories running around after you and the other patients. But if you really want to impress them with your thanks.  Treat them all to two weeks in Antigua.   What!!
  • edited November 2011
    Pressies idea - As a bit of a gambler and something different maybe Lottery tickets for the Irish or Euro failing this chocies always good.
  • edited November 2011


    +In Response to Re: OYNUTTER v MACK THE KNIFE tuesday / only one winner GL Rik........... update 30/10/2011 9:15 PM in opening post >>>:
    Pressies idea - As a bit of a gambler and something different maybe Lottery tickets for the Irish or Euro failing this chocies always good.
    Posted by a00rock
    +1 GREAT IDEA .

    Take it nice and steady Rik .
  • edited November 2011


    Psst...Rik

    Good idea with them Lottery tickets for them nurses but make sure you get some Euro ones if you decide to go with that idea.

    I had a go on the 1st ever Irish lottery, and would you flopping believe it, only went and won the jackpot!! I was thrilled, and rang their hotline number to claim the prize....
    'Yes Sir, you have definitely won the top prize'

    'Could I have the cash today?' I asked...

    'Oh sorry Sir, as this is our 1st one, it will take at least a month or two to collate all the money so you will have to wait quite awhile yet for your prize' they said.

    'Well if you are going to mess me about, I will have my quid back!!!' That told them and I have never played the Irish Lottery again.

     
  • edited November 2011
    Pressies idea - As a bit of a gambler and something different maybe Lottery tickets for the Irish or Euro failing this chocies always good.
    Posted by a00rock
     Cheers a00rock, could easily get some lotto tickets, nice one!!!
  • edited November 2011
    In Response to Re: OYNUTTER v MACK THE KNIFE tuesday / only one winner GL Rik........... update from Rik ( 4/11/2011 ) in opening post >>>:
    Psst...Rik Good idea with them Lottery tickets for them nurses but make sure you get some Euro ones if you decide to go with that idea. I had a go on the 1st ever Irish lottery, and would you flopping believe it, only went and won the jackpot!! I was thrilled, and rang their hotline number to claim the prize.... 'Yes Sir, you have definitely won the top prize' 'Could I have the cash today?' I asked... 'Oh sorry Sir, as this is our 1st one, it will take at least a month or two to collate all the money so you will have to wait quite awhile yet for your prize' they said. 'Well if you are going to mess me about, I will have my quid back!!!' That told them and I have never played the Irish Lottery again.  
    Posted by MAXALLY
     LOL-- I knew you were trying to sneak into the replacement nutter spot!!!!!!!
  • edited November 2011
    OUT TOMORROW AT ONE O CLOCK !!!!!!!!!! YYYYYYIPPPPEEEEEEEE!!!!!!---Touchwood!
  • edited November 2011
    In Response to Re: OYNUTTER v MACK THE KNIFE tuesday / only one winner GL Rik........... update from Rik ( 4/11/2011 ) in opening post >>>:
    OUT TOMORROW AT ONE O CLOCK !!!!!!!!!! YYYYYYIPPPPEEEEEEEE!!!!!!---Touchwood!
    Posted by oynutter
    Great news! If they say take it easy, they mean TAKE IT EASY!! so, take it easy mate.
  • edited November 2011
    lol--Cheers Maxally, don't worry, I got a big book all about how easy I have to take it, and it's very, very easy!!!
     
    Me julee, and me Mum have read the book, It's 10 days before I'll be allowed to make my own tea for flop sake!!!
  • edited November 2011
    3 months before I can go fishing!---or walk the dog!
  • edited November 2011
    3 weeks before ANY me Julee activity!!!
  • edited November 2011
    In Response to Re: OYNUTTER v MACK THE KNIFE tuesday / only one winner GL Rik........... update from Rik ( 4/11/2011 ) in opening post >>>:
    3 weeks before ANY me Julee activity!!!
    Posted by oynutter
    ............and when the 3 weeks is up......she'll be too bleeding flopwit knackered...u mark my words......  
  • edited November 2011
    In Response to Re: OYNUTTER v MACK THE KNIFE tuesday / only one winner GL Rik........... update from Rik ( 4/11/2011 ) in opening post >>>:
    In Response to Re: OYNUTTER v MACK THE KNIFE tuesday / only one winner GL Rik........... update from Rik ( 4/11/2011 ) in opening post />>> : ............and when the 3 weeks is up......she'll be too bleeding flopwit knackered...u mark my words......  
    Posted by billyboots
     I will give her two sleeping pills at 7'oclock in the morning, hand feed her till midnight, and buy champagne and abba's "dancing Queen" cd, then I will get the best romantic chocolates, candles, incense, subdued lighting rig, phone Orford for some more tips, and then---------------- wait for it---------------- wait for it--------------bit more--------------well---------------they did say in the book--------------wait for it---------------- you might have a bit of trouble at first
  • edited November 2011
    Great news nuttyputty.


  • edited November 2011
      Its all in the Mind OY  if you think fail it will    if you think win it will fail  if you don't care it will fail   Think Humpty Dumpty?

     And you will be united.?
  • edited November 2011
    In Response to Re: OYNUTTER v MACK THE KNIFE tuesday / only one winner GL Rik........... update from Rik ( 4/11/2011 ) in opening post >>>:
    OUT TOMORROW AT ONE O CLOCK !!!!!!!!!! YYYYYYIPPPPEEEEEEEE!!!!!!---Touchwood!
    Posted by oynutter
     Floppin kept me in for another night to be sure my heartbeat medication is at the right dose--- Had a dodgy erratic rhythm this morning------aaaahhhhhggggg!!!!---- 75% chance Home tomorrow!!!
  • edited November 2011
    In Response to Re: OYNUTTER v MACK THE KNIFE tuesday / only one winner GL Rik........... update from Rik ( 4/11/2011 ) in opening post >>>:
      Its all in the Mind OY  if you think fail it will    if you think win it will fail  if you don't care it will fail   Think Humpty Dumpty?  And you will be united.?
    Posted by logdon
     Annie, get ya gun!---- lol---- There will be no fail here loggy, I can tell you!
  • edited November 2011
                            Anesthetic recovery, strange occurrences---

     I forgot to tell you all about coming round after the operation---

     The first thing you notice (still on the ventilator machine) is how dry your mouth is, so I moved my arm to attract attention, then pointed to mouth. The nurse knows what you want, but the ventilator won't allow you to drink, you can however suck a half inch square sponge on a stick poked through the side of the mask--lol-- The water soaked into the sponge is the tastiest, most fantastically pure, absolutely perfect water you have ever had in your whole life. nothing you have ever tasted is even 10% as delicious as this brilliantly unbelievable water!-- You cannot imagine that you will ever want to drink anything else, ever, because nothing will compare to this brilliant water---lol

     The next thing you notice is that all of the people around the place are brand spanking new people that have obviously just been taken out of the box they came in, they are all perfect, shining, extra clean action men and barbie dolls! There is no way these people were around yesterday, because you would easily be able to tell that they were not so new--lol--- very weird it was------- Never seen nothing like it!

      When I had nearly gotten over that phenomenon, I made a gesture that meant "can I have a pen", so the nurse got me a pen and paper, after a few attempts I managed to write "Julette", and was told she would be in soon, so I closed my eyes for a bit, I had a massively long dream that must have lasted around five hours, all kinds of amazing stuff happened in the dream, and I had never had such a long and vivid dream, two minutes later I awoke. Wow, I thought, that was great!-- so I closed my eyes and done it again, this time for nearly five minutes. Every time I closed my eyes I fell asleep for hours, and woke up minutes later.

     When me Julee arrived, she was the most beautiful, radiant, perfect, amazingly gorgeous sight I have ever seen, absolutely wonderful, like a mirage in a man desert, I could not believe how beautiful she looked, and found myself staring all over her face in total disbelief, what a sight!!!!-- Me julee was always beautiful, but jessusss, she was so special that time--- indescribable really!
  • edited November 2011
    In Response to Re: OYNUTTER v MACK THE KNIFE tuesday / only one winner GL Rik........... update from Rik ( 4/11/2011 ) in opening post >>>:
    In Response to Re: OYNUTTER v MACK THE KNIFE tuesday / only one winner GL Rik........... update from Rik ( 4/11/2011 ) in opening post />>> :  Annie, get ya gun!----lol---- There will be no fail here loggy, I can tell you!
    Posted by oynutter
    Yep,  I know you need shooting but bullets are expensive and I'm not wasting them on you. 

    Can I tell Humpty Daddy's home.?    Or you still putting your feet up at the expense of us tax payer's.   If your home and lighting your Rocket to-night put it in a milk bottle first.?   If it fails to go off then tell Julieeee not to go near it, and if it's still fizzing  she should put it in a bucket of cold water. Under no circumstances should she try to re-ignite it or pick it up, very Dangerous could go off in her hand.   Bet you forget to tell her.? 
  • edited November 2011
    beautiful stuff rik - welcome back
  • edited November 2011
    LOL--- Annie, you are a special Nutter!-- A very special Nutter!---- You have taught me a lot about what it really means to be a Nutter. Like most nutters, I do have a good imagination, but I could not have imagined Just how Nutty a Nutter could be, untill I came upon a truley definitive NUTTER!!!!

     Thanks Annie!
  • edited November 2011
    In Response to Re: OYNUTTER v MACK THE KNIFE tuesday / only one winner GL Rik........... update from Rik ( 4/11/2011 ) in opening post >>>:
    beautiful stuff rik - welcome back
    Posted by imber
    Cheers Imber, I'm not quite home yet, but am quietly confident they will discharge me tomorrow--- Thanks for all the good wishes, you are definitely on my,"don't bubble that man" list--lol--- floppa whoppa!!!!
  • edited November 2011
    In Response to Re: OYNUTTER v MACK THE KNIFE tuesday / only one winner GL Rik........... update from Rik ( 4/11/2011 ) in opening post >>>:
    In Response to Re: OYNUTTER v MACK THE KNIFE tuesday / only one winner GL Rik........... update from Rik ( 4/11/2011 ) in opening post />>> : Cheers Imber, I'm not quite home yet, but am quietly confident they will discharge me tomorrow--- Thanks for all the good wishes, you are definitely on my,"don't bubble that man list"--lol--- floppa whoppa!!!!
    Posted by oynutter
    Oh just great....more blooming fireworks!

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