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HALLELUJAH from the Tikay Team Chaplain on another wonderful victory

unknown_usernameunknown_username
edited December 2009 in Sky Poker Tournaments
Oh thank you Lord Poker God for answering my prayer on behalf of Team Tikay in the battle which is TKO. We beseech thee to carry on your good work and we offer this prayer to enable us to see the glory at the end.

‘O Lord God, when thou givest to Thy servants to endeavour any great matter, grant us also to know that it is not the beginning, but the continuing of the same unto the end, until it be thoroughly finished, which yieldeth the true glory; through His for the finishing of Thy work laid down His life, our Redeemer, TK

God bless you my children, say your prayers and we will prevail.

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  • Any2SuitedAny2Suited
    edited December 2009
    Here ends the 2nd lesson and cant wait for the next teaching we're going to deliver in next weeks TKO. 
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  • unknown_usernameunknown_username
    edited December 2009
    Thank you my son Any2suited

    Just in case any Team Orford members need the Samaritans, Maxally has kindly advised me of it.
     
    It is 0898 10 20 30 40 50

      
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  • dav1964dav1964
    edited December 2009
    In Response to Re: HALLELUJAH from the Tikay Team Chaplain on another wonderful victory:
    Thank you my son Any2suited Just in case any Team Orford members need the Samaritans, Maxally has kindly advised me of it.   It is 0898 10 20 30 40 50   
    Posted by vaigret
    HI MY GOOD FATHER IVE JUST TRIED THAT NUMBER AND I GOT THROUGH TO A CHAT UP THE CHICKS HOTLINE.MANY THANKS
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  • unknown_usernameunknown_username
    edited December 2009
    The Sisters were looking forward to your call Dav.

    Pity you had to pay the premium rate as an Orfordite.

    You missed out on the terrific services given to Tikay members 
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  • dav1964dav1964
    edited December 2009

    NICE ONE FATHER.GL M8

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  • unknown_usernameunknown_username
    edited December 2009
    Wiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii!

    BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOM!

    Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaayyyyyyeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeerrrrrrrrrrrrrrr!


    Seems my plan to bust out early and Heckle the Orfordites into submission was 100% successful.... (That was completely premeditated..sort of)

    HUGE well done to everyone that played last night, and thanks for making my evening a VERY enjoyable one.. despite my not actually playing from about....well..erm.. 7.16 ish.

    x
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  • OnlyOneCTOnlyOneCT
    edited December 2009
    In Response to Re: HALLELUJAH from the Tikay Team Chaplain on another wonderful victory:
    Wiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii! BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOM! Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaayyyyyyeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeerrrrrrrrrrrrrrr! Seems my plan to bust out early and Heckle the Orfordites into submission was 100% successful.... (That was completely premeditated..sort of) HUGE well done to everyone that played last night, and thanks for making my evening a VERY enjoyable one.. despite my not actually playing from about....well..erm.. 7.16 ish. x
    Posted by LML
    Correction LML - 99.9% lol!!!

    Cannot believe i won it all last night and Lord Dicky Orford is 2-0 down in the 5 match series.

    Time to take revenge on the Posters freeroll against THAT LOT me tinks!!!!
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  • unknown_usernameunknown_username
    edited December 2009
    Father - prey do tell, why the good lord doth favour one group of people over another. Have we at Orford city sinned in any form or is our great ruler not as holy as we may think. Your leader doth not portray someone of pure heart and mind even though I will never release the pictures of him, the call girl with the rubber chicken.

    I seek guidance Chaplain even as an Orfordite.
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  • unknown_usernameunknown_username
    edited December 2009
    In Response to Re: HALLELUJAH from the Tikay Team Chaplain on another wonderful victory:
    In Response to Re: HALLELUJAH from the Tikay Team Chaplain on another wonderful victory : Correction LML - 99.9% lol!!! Cannot believe i won it all last night and Lord Dicky Orford is 2-0 down in the 5 match series. Time to take revenge on the Posters freeroll against THAT LOT me tinks!!!!
    Posted by OnlyOneCT

    Yes but your performance was so completely AWESOME I am adopting you as an honorary member of TEAM TIKAY!!

    Very VERY well played!

    xxx
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  • tikay1tikay1
    edited December 2009
    In Response to Re: HALLELUJAH from the Tikay Team Chaplain on another wonderful victory:
    In Response to Re: HALLELUJAH from the Tikay Team Chaplain on another wonderful victory : Correction LML - 99.9% lol!!! Cannot believe i won it all last night and Lord Dicky Orford is 2-0 down in the 5 match series. Time to take revenge on the Posters freeroll against THAT LOT me tinks!!!!
    Posted by OnlyOneCT
    QFT
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  • unknown_usernameunknown_username
    edited December 2009

    Kalooki my son it is nice to see an Orfordite seeing the light and coming to me for advice.

    None of in this world are without sin and I am sure this applies to both our leaders in equal measures as well as ourselves.

    You ask why the poker god shines more brightly on Tikay and his minions than your dark lord and his followers.

    I feel the answer is in the books they read.

    Tikay obviously puts great store in Galations Chapter 6 verse 7 - Do not be deceived: God cannot be mocked. A man reaps what he sows.

    Whereas
     
    your dark lord obviously puts his faith in 

    Proverbs Chapter 22 Verse 8 -He who sows wickedness reaps trouble, and the rod of his fury will be destroyed. 

    I leave you to show him the light my son

    God bless you

      

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  • unknown_usernameunknown_username
    edited December 2009
    In Response to Re: HALLELUJAH from the Tikay Team Chaplain on another wonderful victory:
    Kalooki my son it is nice to see an Orfordite seeing the light and coming to me for advice. None of in this world are without sin and I am sure this applies to both our leaders in equal measures as well as ourselves. You ask why the poker god shines more brightly on Tikay and his minions than your dark lord and his followers. I feel the answer is in the books they read. Tikay obviously puts great store in Galations Chapter 6 verse 7 - Do not be deceived: God cannot be mocked. A man reaps what he sows. Whereas   your dark lord obviously puts his faith in  Proverbs Chapter 22 Verse 8 -He who sows wickedness reaps trouble, and the rod of his fury will be destroyed.  I leave you to show him the light my son God bless you   
    Posted by vaigret
    Thank thee father and good to see the church is helping our dear leaders by printing the good book in ABC picture format
    A is for Archangel
    B is for Blasphemy
    C is for Cathedral

    Dear Sarah bought the book and exitedly went to M only unfortunately didn't see a large fat bloke but a Monastry.

    ps - my fellow followers were shouting Orford won Orford won - alas this is similair to Orford straight with basically the same result.

    ahahahahahahhhaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahhhhhaaaaaaaa (in a monk styley)
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  • chelschels
    edited December 2009
    team orford will rule supreme and comeback from the death with a victory in the deepsatck to steel it
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  • webby234webby234
    edited December 2009
    even orford will be chuckling to his sen with that statement LMAO
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  • unknown_usernameunknown_username
    edited December 2009
    Kalooki,

    With our leaders looking at pictures and with some Orfordites counting chickens I need to get them back on the right track. Good job Sarah didn't get to V she would have even more of a shock.

    chels you are dilussional, come to me immediately for counselling.

    webby, he needs something to lift his spirits  

       
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