message to santa

webby234

twas the month of christmas here at sky poker
everyone was happy including the joker
xmas goodies they're giving away
and santa has promised a ride in his sleigh
he plays on the tables to a pretty low level
taking his chips makes me feel like the devil
all in all hes a real cool guy
the question is will he ever die?
hes been delivering presents for donkeys years
just so that he can pay for his beers
yes thats right our santa likes a lager
drinking them just makes him feel harder
every santa deserves a good laugh
all we know hes one of sky staff
turns up for work stinking of booze
then says to the boss i fancy a snooze!
i know what ya thinking but its not tikay
no way would he fit in that sleigh
come on now santa, head back on the job
after all you get paid a few bob!
now come on santa you know what i'm after
entry to santa's sack please!!! (was that laughter)

loonytoons

you have no chance - he an old misery guts lol, i wrote a 'dear santa' post in the general chat and only rudolph replied, i think he always asleep and let the minnions deal with it lol - try on the 24th, he may be up by then lol

unknown_username

yes i do like this webby. i certainly can't fault the effort. keep a look out on the tables and in the forum competitions for your chance to win entry to m tournament

webby234

i admit this santa is a real toughie to break, thought that would have done the trick but clearly not! looks like buying an 8 pack of stella and maybe that will do the job?

scrumdown

i wiil buy  u a 24 pack santa if u put me in ps i will leave u a few mince pies when u come to are house not a bad deal what u think