TIKAYERS...DING DING!! Round 3!!

unknown_username

what happened to the truce and amnesty?? Tut-tut, cant trust people.

Us Orfordites would never stoop so low as to mock Burgundy Fields.


your xmas present is in the post!!!


hehee she doesnt't know its you vince hushhhh-hussshhhhhhh

unknown_username

Team Tikay!

We are now so close
Job almost done
though we cannot rest
til the war is won

Now is the time
to secure our stand
to show our face
reveal our hand

Those Orfords think
they've got us sussed
seems the blows we've dealt
left them concussed

They MOCK us still
in Burgundy Fields
But little do they know
the power it wields

For while they try
to infiltrate,
to 'rally troops'
they're way too late

our best kept secret
What THEY don't know
is that the REAL HQ
is down below

In Bunkers deep
far from enemy spies
Boss Tikay plots
as Orford Cries

Our very best
Yes, ALL of them
in fits of giggles
over Orfords' men

and what of them
yes, where ARE they
it would appear
they've gone astray

Away from the tables
before we can score 'em
hiding and sulking
in the threads
on the forum

And so it will be
as once more
we convene
to continue this glorious
battle between

Tikay so right,
so true
and so strong
and Orford the tall
(and undoubtedly wrong).

Let us ready ourselves
to send to their DOOM
those Orrible Orfords
Peace, Love and BOOOOOOOOOM!

x

unknown_username

Ho Ho Ho,   you been on the brandy again ?  very funny !!  )

ACESOVER8s

LML - A true poet !!!

I've a tear in my eye

Watch out for odd shaped Donkey parcels arriving in the post - And Merenovice........ NO means NO lol

unknown_username

Good post Lisa.

Oy webby the Team heckler is trying to nick your position even before jan has pencilled you in as Team poet.

I'd have a word m8  

unknown_username

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Good post Lisa. Oy webby the Team heckler is trying to nick your position even before jan has pencilled you in as Team poet. I'd have a word m8  
Posted by vaigret

Hush father... No dissention in the ranks!

Webby.. your position is quite safe.


x

webby234

thanks father for pointing that out and lisa thankyou for reassuring me that my place on the team is safe

ps great stuff by the way ;-)

D3ADH4ND5

lacks a sertan orfordian touch i feel but other wise very good, completly wrong but good keep it up.

could this be the start of a poet side battle??? lol

apollo_11

Very good Lisa.
The troop will do all they can to defeat the Orfordites next week.

unknown_username

Just keeping all fair and above board Lisa

God bless you my child

kennybad

love it lisa,i dont hink there will be any other outcome other team tikay win it AGAIN

sophiesmum

Surrounded by poets.  How long did it take you to write it, Lisa.  I've got Tanya 22 (aka Martyn) staying for the weekend - he thinks I've totally lost the plot being involved in these discussions about the TKO.  Of course, he isn't in either team, but says he would have chosen Team Orford so he'll be lucky to get any dinner.

Jan

unknown_username

lol..You tell him! Bread and water.. Make him see the light.

Took me about 5mins once I got started.

Then about 2 hours to check all the spelling

x

Any2Suited

Lisa you're a poet and don't know it.....of course you know it,great writing lisa and so trueful.Anybody else think it could be a Tikay wash(whitewash for orfordites)!!!!!!!

NoseyBonk

Tikay and his team of old cronies
Yet again spouting loads of balonies
Yes they've taken the lead, they think they're bound to succeed
But the Orfords will kick their small cahonies

Tanya22

In Response to Re: TIKAYERS...DING DING!! Round 3!!:

Surrounded by poets.  How long did it take you to write it, Lisa.  I've got Tanya 22 (aka Martyn) staying for the weekend - he thinks I've totally lost the plot being involved in these discussions about the TKO.  Of course, he isn't in either team, but says he would have chosen Team Orford so he'll be lucky to get any dinner. Jan
Posted by sophiesmum

Peots corner a load of bull,
the old boys team are all so full
As for dinner I willcook it
Sophiesmum can eat and enjoy it  ( could not think of a rhyme for that  ) lol

Good luck in the 3rd round

unknown_username

A good try Lisa - though I feel lacking in inspiration.
I as a follower of King Orford have had a Richard hair cut today, a n.o 1 on both sides with a bit missing in the middle that would have made it straight. Father Vaigret (my counterpart) I believe is honouring your great leader by wearing a 70s jumper and then messing himself.
Tuesday is the day of our victorious return

Grimstar30

Team TK, 

              lonely,

                       decaying, 

                                    losers, 

                                              forever...

Orford more winners than the Chinese Olympic team

Thank you and good night!

Taller_Guy

In Response to Re: TIKAYERS...DING DING!! Round 3!!:

Team TK,                lonely,                        decaying,                                      losers,                                                forever... Orford more winners than the Chinese Olympic team Thank you and good night!
Posted by Grimstar30

...and more Chins too, judging by one or two profile pics.  You need to lose some of the excess baggage and hone yourselves into rippling athletes like us Tikayers.  You might have a chance of winning the last tournament as a consolation.  See, we Tikayers are all heart.

Hope this helps...

Talon

No point in offering them the last one as that is already in the bag. Being a deepstack and knowing that the master Tikay and all his loyal disciples are expert deepstack players you can already put us down for an all Team Tikay final table.

 The only chance that Orfuls team has of winning is the roulette which requires no poker ability at all.