TKO... A Come Back Story

D3ADH4ND5

Our story begins, on a cold winter’s day

In a place we all love, not so far away

Orford castle, way up on the hill

Our leader does sit, hand poised with quill

 

“A speech” he sighs “to rally my troops”

“A call to arms while the army regroups”

He sits there and ponders, his mind all a muddle

He looks to his teddy, and goes for a cuddle

 

This is the inspiration, he desperately needed

And deep in his brain, the words are seeded

He dips the quill and begins to scratch

The greatest of speeches that will have no match

 

The word flow like water

Inspiring slaughter
 The speech is ready for his masses
The greatest of speeches it defiantly surpasses
 
 Meanwhile…. 

In burgundy fields, the old peoples home
Out on the grass, sits a wicked old gnome
The biggest of smiles sits on his face
Plotting his next move, just incase 

Up skips a nurse, Lisa’s her name
One thing to note, this girl has no shame
“Tikay” she whispers, in a seductive tone
“Its time for your bath, you must come home” 

After his bath, Tikay lays on his bed
Can’t get to sleep, a thought pops in his head
“Lord Orford will rise, and crush me to pieces”
The smile on his lips, slowly decreases  

Back at Orford castle…. 

Lord Orford sits, way up in his tower
He reads his notes, the word bristle with power
“The Orfordian’s way” he reads out the title
He ready’s himself, for its first recital 

Down in the courtyard, the army stands waiting
Unlike there foe, no need for carbon dating
General Jaeger inspects the troops
From the tip of there hats, right down to there boots 

Lord Orford appears, to deafening cries
Jaeger shouts “SILENCE” the army complies
The speech is started, his people take it all in  
The shout go up, “WE ARE GOING TO WIN!” 

Somewhere far far away…. 

Mr Hartigan arrives at the field of battle
Only to find, it’s full of cattle
Two days late, how could he commit such a sin?
The question to ask, is where has he been?

Sat at home, eating his fill
His wife had made, a fantastic meal
“Forgetting something” his head did tease
To the back of his mind, he brushed it with ease

 …… So this is end, of chapter one
Please don’t fret, there’s more to come
The rise of lord Orford is well on its way
And on this note, only the last thing to say  

Tikays 2-0 lead, will soon disappear
For as Orfordians, we have no fear
Tikay can feel it, his sure fire demise
We will win on Tuesday, to Tikay’s surprise  

MereNovice

Fantastic stuff.
2-0 is a mere flesh wound.
Poetry like this lives forever.

Aski

Excellent D3ad

Its almost as inspiring as the great Lords speech

keep it up

Aski

JAEGERBOMB

inspirational dead hands!!!!!

these visits to burgundy fields are not good for our health!!!!

ACESOVER8s

In Response to Re: TKO... A Come Back Story:

Fantastic stuff. 2-0 is a mere flesh wound. Poetry like this lives forever.
Posted by MereNovice

A Flesh Wound? if it is then it's a Monty Python & the Holy Grail style flesh wound " Come back here, I'll Bite your legs off" lol 

unknown_username

Go away.. Or I shall taunt you some more.

I blow my nose at you.



(Awesomeness D3ad!!)

x

MAXALLY

Thats not a bad post off the opposition to be fair. I might even stretch to very good in fact! There is some great inspirational blurbs off you guys coming out the orford camp at the moment............

........just need to see if you lot can learn to play poker in time for next tuesday when I think our team's task will be complete.

unknown_username

Deadhands,

That is a wonderful effort especially coming from the opposition.

I dont know if you all realise but there actually is an Orford Castle in Suffolk.

Here it is







They are at the moment digging a hole at the bottom of the castle wall for Richard's grave.

They said they would have it ready by Wednesday

I'm doing the service

God bless you all

unknown_username

lol  great read 

webby234

top stuff deadhands, i just feel the majority of your team have decided to start playing these mind games way too late in the day

the victory is already in the bag i'm afraid

D3ADH4ND5

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Go away.. Or I shall taunt you some more. I blow my nose at you. (Awesomeness D3ad!!) x
Posted by LML

taunt me... is that what u call that noise flowing forth from that hole in your face?? all be it a very nice hole in your face lol

D3ADH4ND5

thank you one and all, chapter two will be penned soon for all of you to enjoy

scrumdown

great stuff  think u are now looking defeat in the face and u try any dirty tricks to put team tikay off there game but come next week its game set and match lol

unknown_username

Very clever stuff Deadhands - nice one mate

RICHORFORD

In Response to TKO... A Come Back Story:

Our story begins, on a cold winter’s day In a place we all love, not so far away Orford castle, way up on the hill Our leader does sit, hand poised with quill   “A speech” he sighs “to rally my troops” “A call to arms while the army regroups” He sits there and ponders, his mind all a muddle He looks to his teddy, and goes for a cuddle   This is the inspiration, he desperately  needed And deep in his brain, the words are seeded He dips the quill and begins to scratch The greatest of speeches that will have no match   The word flow like water Inspiring slaughter   The speech is ready for his masses The greatest of speeches it defiantly surpasses     Meanwhile….   In burgundy fields, the old peoples home Out on the grass, sits a wicked old gnome The biggest of smiles sits on his face Plotting his next move, just incase   Up skips a nurse, Lisa’s her name One thing to note, this girl has no shame “Tikay” she whispers, in a seductive tone “Its time for your bath, you must come home”   After his bath, Tikay lays on his bed Can’t get to sleep, a thought pops in his head “Lord Orford will rise, and crush me to pieces” The smile on his lips, slowly decreases    Back at Orford castle….   Lord Orford sits, way up in his tower He reads his notes, the word bristle with power “The Orfordian’s way” he reads out the title He ready’s himself, for its first recital   Down in the courtyard, the army stands waiting Unlike there foe, no need for carbon dating General Jaeger inspects the troops From the tip of there hats, right down to there boots   Lord Orford appears, to deafening cries Jaeger shouts “SILENCE” the army complies The speech is started, his people take it all in    The shout go up, “WE ARE GOING TO WIN!”   Somewhere far far away….   Mr Hartigan arrives at the field of battle Only to find, it’s full of cattle Two days late, how could he commit such a sin? The question to ask, is where has he been? Sat at home, eating his fill His wife had made, a fantastic meal “Forgetting something” his head did tease To the back of his mind, he brushed it with ease   ……   So this is end, of chapter one Please don’t fret, there’s more to come The rise of lord Orford is well on its way And on this note, only the last thing to say    Tikays 2-0 lead, will soon disappear For as Orfordians, we have no fear Tikay can feel it, his sure fire demise We will win on Tuesday, to Tikay’s surprise  
Posted by D3ADH4ND5

And another fantastic poem! Well done D3ADH4NDs, well there's no contest as to which team has the best spirit and camaraderie.

Onward Orford soldiers! Tuesday is on the morrow! To destiny and glory!!!!!