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Rallying The Troops - Orfordian Rhapsody
Is this a real game
Is it just fantasy
Caught by team Tikay
In an alternate reality
We open our eyes
Look up to the skies and see....
There is Lord Orford
He needs no sympathy
Because its easy come, easy go
Aces high, Deuces low
Ace high or a straight flush
Doesn’t really matter to me, to me
Orford, just lost again
They fixed the figures so we’d lose
Gave us them who didn’t choose
Orford, its more than a game
And Tikay’s gonna throw it all away
Orford, Booooooooommmmmmmm
We’re gonna make team Tikay cry
And when we win this week we’ll all be shouting its 2-1, its 2-1
And the old folk won’t be laughing
This Week
Orfords time has come
Sends shivers down my spine
The greatest comeback of all time
Goodbye Tikays army
You’ve got to go, we’re gonna leave you in tatters, thats the truth
Orford, Booooooooommmmmmmm (We’ll get all your chips so...)
We’re gonna take Tikay out
And make you wish you’d never chosen him at all!
I see a silhouetto of a little man
Burgandy Burgandy will you be floating the flop now
Then comes Orfords Lightning, very very frightening, see!
OnlyOne, Jaegerbomb
IrishRover, Phil12Uk
Dingdell....Magnificoooooo
Tikay’s just an old bloke
With an old army
Don’t do this week
What we did last Tuesday
We spared him his chips in the velocity (shocking!)
Easy come, Easy go, will we let him win?
For Kalooki8’s sake
NOOOOOOO!! We will not let them win! Let them win?
For Kalooki8’s sake
We will not let them win! Let them win?
For Kalooki8’s sake
We will not let them win! Let them win?
We will not let them win!
Let them win?
We will not let them win!
Oh let them wiiiiiinnnnnnnn!
NO! NO! NO! NO! NO! NO! NO!
Oh MereNovice, MereNovice, MereNovice, take em out!
Beelzebub has the devil put aside for LML, for LML, for LML!!!!!!
So you think you can beat us again Tuesday night
So you think we’ll just go down without a fight
Oh, Tikay, You won’t do that to us, Tikay
We’re gonna take you out, gonna take you right outta here
(Booooommmmmmm)
OOOH YEAH! OOOH YEAH!
(Booooommmmmmm)
Orford is the Master
Anyone can see
Orford is the Master
Orford is the Master for me
All our way the chips flow!!!
Comments
come on troops step forward
Hope this helps!
Outstanding, DiggerMan, outstanding.
I was going to pen a poem this morning- but that's just blown me out the water.
"I see a silhouetto of a little man,
Burgundy Burgundy..
Then comes Orford's lightning, very, very frightening" etc
Just brilliant.
HOW LONG DID IT TAKE TO PEN THIS?
WE WILL NAIL EM IN THE B/H
IM SURE THIS HAS HELPED.dav
lets spare our rich a forfeit this week!!!!
Gr8 effort diggerman, it is time we pulled our socks up and give our gr8 leader the victory he deserves
Roll on Tues the comeback starts in b/h
must've taken a while to think/type that down
I recently saw someone spell the original of this as "Bohemian Rap City" - no, honestly!
Like as a Christmas present?
Hope you kept the receipt....
LOVE your work Diggerman!! Great stuff. Love also that TKO is bringing out a whole new creative side to everyone!!
Keep it up ..So to speak.
xx
It just heightens my concern for Team Orford.
How did so many obviously talented people come up with the idea that Team Orford were going to win.
Counselling offered now to save your souls from further heartbreak.