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ORFORDIAN RHAPSODY - THE REPRISE

This is amazing
It’s not a  fantasy
Beating team Tikay
Has become a reality 

Tears in their eyes
They look up to the skies and see....
Mighty Lord Orford
Toasting their tragedy

It was so easy done, Beating Dohhhhhhh
Bounties high, Suck outs low
They couldn’t hit a barn door
It was such a shame to see, hee hee 

Orford, just won the game
Tikay had a hissy fit
He was convinced that we’d fixed it 
Orford, Now we’re on our way
And Tikay's started throwing it all away 

Orford, Booooooooommmmmmmm
We’ve made team Tikay cry
And now we’ve won this week we are all shouting its 2-1, its 2-1
And the old folk are in hiding 

This Week
Orfords time did come
Sent shivers down my spine
THE GREATEST COMEBACK OF ALL TIME
So long Tikays army
You had a go, but we’ve left you all in tatters, don’t you know 

Orford, Booooooooommmmmmmm (We’ve got all your chips now...)
We’ve beaten Tikay once
And now we’ll carry on and win them all! 

I see a silhouetto of a little man
Stomping round, stomping round asking for a recount now!
He saw Phil12UK, Beating everybody, Wiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii! 

35suited, Edkent123

Candi, NoseyBonk

Chrisbhoy
James Hartiganoooooo! 

Tikay the old bloke
Has suffered a calamity
He didn’t take it well
Started using profanities
“A RECOUNT!” He screamed in his insanity 

Easy come, Easy go, would he let it go?
For Vaigret’s sake
NOOOOOOO!! He would not let it go! Let it go?
For Vaigret’s sake

He would not let it go! Let it go?

For Vaigret’s sake

He would not let it go! Let it go?

Would not let it go! Let it go?
Would not let it go!
Oh let it gooooooooooooooo!
NO! NO! NO! NO! NO! NO! NO! 

“Oh Ling they cheated, Ling they cheated, Ling they cheated! Sort it out!”
“The count’s all wrong, it cannot be a defeat for me, for me, FOR ME!!!!!!” 

So you thought you could beat us on Tuesday night
But you couldn’t quite handle the Orford Might
Oh, Tikay, Time for a forfeit now, Tikay
We’re gonna have a laugh, gonna have a laugh when we see ya!
 

(Booooommmmmmm)
OOOH YEAH! OOOH YEAH!
(Booooommmmmmm) 

Orford is the Master
Now you all can see
Orford is the Master
Orford is the Master 2-3 


All our way the chips flow!!!


BOOOOOOOOOOMMMMMMMMMMMMM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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