All Categories› Poker› Brags, Beats and Variance

You need to be logged in to your Sky Poker account above to post discussions and comments.

You might need to refresh your page afterwards.

Sky Poker forums will be temporarily unavailable from 11pm Wednesday July 25th.
Sky Poker Forums is upgrading its look! Stay tuned for the big reveal!

Sometimes poker just sux!

rancidrancid
edited July 2013 in Brags, Beats and Variance
WARNING THIS IS A VENT


Well it's been sucking for 7 weeks, variance is a mofo & downswings are b1tches and ya all can suck my ba!!s

POKER SUX

It's getting to a point where I may join the "rigged" brigade, their may be some truth init!

If someone else over sets me, coolers me, bad beats me - I may just jump off a cliff.

So pleae Sky poker gods, fcuk off and leave me alone and let me win sometimes - please activate my booom switch.

Someone has obviously turned it off and frankly I may contact customer care and complain to see if they can find the culprit and let me stick forks in his ba11s.


Thanks



The End.
· Share on FacebookShare on Twitter

Comments

  • VespaPXVespaPX
    edited July 2013
    Classic
    I love it !!
    · Share on FacebookShare on Twitter
  • MAXALLYMAXALLY
    edited July 2013



    LOL.....name change to Ranted?
    · Share on FacebookShare on Twitter
  • cenachavcenachav
    edited July 2013
    In Response to Sometimes poker just sux!:
    WARNING THIS IS A VENT Well it's been sucking for 7 weeks, variance is a mofo & downswings are b1tches and ya all can suck my ba!!s POKER SUX It's getting to a point where I may join the "rigged" brigade, their may be some truth init! If someone else over sets me, coolers me, bad beats me - I may just jump off a cliff. So pleae Sky poker gods, fcuk off and leave me alone and let me win sometimes - please activate my booom switch. Someone has obviously turned it off and frankly I may contact customer care and complain to see if they can find the culprit and let me stick forks in his ba11s. Thanks The End.
    Posted by rancid
    I normally have to pay extra for that!
    · Share on FacebookShare on Twitter
  • paige55paige55
    edited July 2013
    In Response to Sometimes poker just sux!:
    WARNING THIS IS A VENT Well it's been sucking for 7 weeks, variance is a mofo & downswings are b1tches and ya all can suck my ba!!s POKER SUX It's getting to a point where I may join the "rigged" brigade, their may be some truth init! If someone else over sets me, coolers me, bad beats me - I may just jump off a cliff. So pleae Sky poker gods, fcuk off and leave me alone and let me win sometimes - please activate my booom switch. Someone has obviously turned it off and frankly I may contact customer care and complain to see if they can find the culprit and let me stick forks in his ba11s. Thanks The End.
    Posted by rancid
    this must win top of the posts,still laughing xxxx
    · Share on FacebookShare on Twitter
  • splashiessplashies
    edited July 2013
    Anyone who wins back to back Weds night ME's doesn't get any sympathy from me :p

    Your boomswitch has clearly overheated with the weather we're having, stick it in the freezer for an hour.


    · Share on FacebookShare on Twitter
  • GELDYGELDY
    edited July 2013
    In Response to Sometimes poker just sux!:
    WARNING THIS IS A VENT Well it's been sucking for 7 weeks, variance is a mofo & downswings are b1tches and ya all can suck my ba!!s POKER SUX It's getting to a point where I may join the "rigged" brigade, their may be some truth init! If someone else over sets me, coolers me, bad beats me - I may just jump off a cliff. So pleae Sky poker gods, fcuk off and leave me alone and let me win sometimes - please activate my booom switch. Someone has obviously turned it off and frankly I may contact customer care and complain to see if they can find the culprit and let me stick forks in his ba11s. Thanks The End.
    Posted by rancid
    lol

    let me know if this works for you

    although imho a 10 week downswing is nothing. once you're through the year mark then maybe you have something to moan about.
    · Share on FacebookShare on Twitter
  • unknown_usernameunknown_username
    edited July 2013
    You didn't withdraw money did you ranny?
    · Share on FacebookShare on Twitter
Sign In or Register to comment.