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Onward TK Soldiers
We will arise as it states in the gospels of the poker gods who I quote below:-
"Let us consider that wonderful sign which takes place in the poker lands, that is, on the felt and the tables round about. There is a certain bird which is called a phoenix. This is the only one of its kind, and it lives five hundred years. And when the time of its dissolution draws near that it must die, it builds itself a nest of chips and cards, into which, when the time has come, it enters and dies. But as the flesh decays a certain kind of spirit is produced, which, being nourished by the juices of defeat, brings forth fresh life. Then, when it has acquired strength, it takes up that nest in which are the bones of its past failure and bearing these it passes from the land of poker into Emmortality, to the city called Roulette. And, in open day, flying in the sight of all men, it places them on the altar of the sun, and having done this, hastens back to its former abode. The priests then inspect the registers of the fifteenth day of December, and find that it has returned exactly to paradise and the thousand pound freeroll was the prize."
Yes my children we will arise like the Pheonix from the Ashes and true victory will be ours . Of this I have no doubt
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I am with you all the way father........but do some prayers please (just in case)
The BEST team will win in the end me thinks.
Your sermon inspired our prayers but how about a hymn.
Onward tk soldiers, marching on to win,
with the team of orford, who will not win again.
Tk, the royal master, leads against the foe;
Forward into battle, see the orfords fall.
At the sign of triumph Richard will doth flee,
On then tk soldiers, on to victory.
Skys foundations quiver at our victory roll;
As tks' players play for our freeroll.
Onward, Tikay soldiers,
Marching as to war,
With our leader’s avatar
Going on before;
Tikay, the poker Master
Leads against the foe;
Forward into battle,
See, his soldiers go.
Onward, Tikay soldiers, Marching as to war,
With our leader’s banner going on before.
At the sign of triumph
Orford's host doth flee;
On then, Tikay soldiers,
On to victory.
Orford's foundations quiver
At the shout of ‘raise’;
Brothers, lift your voices,
Loud our winners praise.
Onward, Tikay soldiers marching as to war,
With our leader’s banner going on before.
Crowns and thrones may perish,
Kingdoms rise and wane,
But the Team of Tikay
Constant will remain;
Orford's few can never
'Gainst these men prevail;
We place our faith in Deepstack,
And we cannot fail.
Onward, Tikay soldiers marching as to war,
With our leader’s banner going on before.
Onward then, ye people,
Join our happy throng,
Blend with ours your voices
In the triumph song;
Glory, laud, and honour
Unto Tikay, the King;
This through countless ages
All his team shall sing.
Onward, Tikay soldiers marching as to war,
With our leader’s banner going on before.
When Tikay won his bracelet, on the tables of old,
He was gentle and brave, he was gallant and bold;
With ‘shove’ on his lips, a big pair in his hand,
Sporting the burgundy jacket he’d got from the band.
No full house have I, but I’ve friends by my side,
And we’ll battle the Orfords with courage and pride,
When we triumph next week - Jaegarbomb will have fled,
Along with Rich and Kalooki and their hopes will be dead.
Let faith be my shield and let joy be my steed
'Gainst the dragons of Orford, and the ogres of greed;
Let us get quad aces, - age WILL conquer youth,
And Team Tikay gets the Freeroll and we all know the truth
TEAM TIKAY RULES.
love it, i have amended one of your verses tho Jan, hope you dont mind!:)
Onward then, ye people,
Join our happy throng,
Bringeth on next forfeit,
Orford in a thong;
Jan x
This bit at least rings true. :-)
Karlluke for Team Choirmaster me thinks and brilliant Jan but I won't suggest a further burden of Hymn lyrycist for you, you are working hard enough already.
Time for those Orfords to rush for their prayer books.
The Tikay tacticians might want to adopt a 'shove on every hand' strategy or campaign for a quicker tournament.
Just trying to help....
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Whether or not the team decides to adopt this idea I will selflessly offer to check on Lisa-Marie.
Should I be concerned?
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You may think think that the younger u are the better, however tk team are like a good red wine the older the better and much more patient. Thats why you will see more team tk in the monthly free roll for those who come at the top of the table in the stt and mtt. When was the last time u see orford,
never, never, never
on a nother note we have a younger side to our team who learn from the master.
ask yourself a question orfuls which teacher did u have at school who made the best contribution to your education.
Experience or the naive teacher?
what makes you think you'll take us to the Deep Stack leg Rich.
Counting chickens again.
we will be back
The coming battle will be a victorious one for Team Tikay and we will march onward to the deepstack and take that down as well.
The Orfordites may be young but they are also impetuous and will not have the stamina or patience to keep going in the deepstack.