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The Story of a Broken Fan (£50 or quits!!!)

unknown_usernameunknown_username
edited August 2013 in Poker Chat
Ps. This may or may not be a "Spoof" ripoff from Waller02 thread  :)
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  • unknown_usernameunknown_username
    edited August 2013
    It's funny how much things can change in such a short space of time. Around 8 months ago I started up my car and went about having a crack at the highways, I had built up and maintained a 4 x 4 for 30 quid and I felt that I could take it anywhere...........confidence is a must when driving, especially on Motorways, over confidence can lead to things going down the pan and other drivers getting annoyed with you.

    Here is the story...........my last car was a disaster, I jumped into the fast lane at 30 - 50mph during the kings of Leon track on the radio "Sex on Fire" (think thats what it was called??) and I got destracted in my emotions. I should have started at 10mph max in the slow lane and learnt how to be a competent driver first. At the time I wasn't too bothered, I had a go, it didn't work out.

    I went back to my pushbike with my tail between my legs and about 300 quid worse off after bumping into another car. At that time I think I had around £1100 left in my account and I needed a new one so I withdrew all but 500 quid and bought one......no probs, I would soon be back on the road, right??.......WRONG!!

    I have lost the fanbelt and broken the fan and the engine since the turn of the year.

    Am I gutted? Yeah a bit but in all honesty I deserve to have blown it.

    My BMI went from being 29.9 to 17.5 after all the stress, I was nearly non-existent.......I could buy any car I wanted because it would only be a mater of time before I final learned how to drive one of them (here lies the other reason why I'm where I am right now........I thought I was a lot better than I actually was!!!)

    So what's the plan?
    Well I have only left a small amount in my account is £50.27 (I also have about 4 quid to come when C4P is paid). I should really spend 500-1000 quid and have a proper car but I'm too stubborn (I have only ever paid more than £150 twice, the last time being around 3yrs ago) and I don't want to admit defeat....YET!!!

    With this measly amount left in my account & my BMI dwindling what is my option.....I'm gonna pay £50 for a new Fan for my old car and maybe some fanbelts @ £2.30/Each (if the car will ever get off to a good start).

    It's all or nothing now........I don't wanna fail out of sheer PRIDE!!!! 

    This could be a very short journey or a long road to an expensive recovery.

    Before I get locked away for driving otherwise in accordance with a licence I'm OFF!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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  • gazza127gazza127
    edited August 2013
    In Response to The Story of a Broken Fan (£50 or quits!!!):
    It's funny how much things can change in such a short space of time. Around 8 months ago I started up my car and went about having a crack at the highways, I had built up and maintained a 4 x 4 for 30 quid and I felt that I could take it anywhere...........confidence is a must when driving, especially on Motorways, over confidence can lead to things going down the pan and other drivers getting annoyed with you. Here is the story...........my last car was a disaster, I jumped into the fast lane at 30 - 50mph during the kings of Leon track on the radio "Sex on Fire" (think thats what it was called??) and I got destracted in my emotions. I should have started at 10mph max in the slow lane and learnt how to be a competent driver first. At the time I wasn't too bothered, I had a go, it didn't work out. I went back to my pushbike with my tail between my legs and about 300 quid worse off after bumping into another car. At that time I think I had around £1100 left in my account and I needed a new one so I withdrew all but 500 quid and bought one......no probs, I would soon be back on the road, right??.......WRONG!! I have lost the fanbelt and broken the fan and the engine since the turn of the year. Am I gutted? Yeah a bit but in all honesty I deserve to have blown it. My BMI went from being 29.9 to 17.5 after all the stress, I was nearly non-existent.......I could buy any car I wanted because it would only be a mater of time before I final learned how to drive one of them (here lies the other reason why I'm where I am right now........I thought I was a lot better than I actually was!!!) So what's the plan? Well all I have only left a small amount in my account is £50.27 (I also have about 4 quid to come when C4P is paid). I should really spend 500-1000 quid and have a proper car but I'm too stubborn (I have only ever paid more than £150 twice, the last time being around 3yrs ago) and I don't want to admit defeat....YET!!! With this measly amount left in my account & my BMI dwindling what is my option.....I'm gonna pay £50 for a new Fan for my old car and maybe some fanbelts @ £2.30/Each (if the car will ever get off to a good start). It's all or nothing now........I don't wanna fail out of sheer PRIDE!!!!  This could be a very short journey or a long road to an expensive recovery. Before I get locked away for driving otherwise in accordance with a licence I'm OFF!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
    Posted by POKERTREV


    hmmmm.... im gunna take a guess and say you arent really talking about cars...

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  • GELDYGELDY
    edited August 2013
    In the red corner it is
    poker trev
    and in the blue we have
    hitman_rv
    in the battle of the best p*ss takes of all time
    roll up roll up
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  • waller02waller02
    edited August 2013

    lol........I think

    Was proper confused when I opened up the forum, had to look twice!! :)

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  • gazza127gazza127
    edited August 2013
    In Response to Re: The Story of a Broken Fan (£50 or quits!!!):
    lol........I think Was proper confused when I opened up the forum, had to look twice!! :)
    Posted by waller02
    I had an epic fail.  I actually he posted this on your thread.
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  • waller02waller02
    edited August 2013
    In Response to Re: The Story of a Broken Fan (£50 or quits!!!):
    In Response to Re: The Story of a Broken Fan (£50 or quits!!!) : I had an epic fail.  I actually he posted this on your thread.
    Posted by gazza127
    haha, wasn't just me then!

    I looked and saw geldy had posted, then saw that it said trev was the OP...thought the lobby had messed up or summat!
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  • unknown_usernameunknown_username
    edited August 2013
    In Response to Re: The Story of a Broken Fan (£50 or quits!!!):
    In Response to Re: The Story of a Broken Fan (£50 or quits!!!) : haha, wasn't just me then! I looked and saw geldy had posted, then saw that it said trev was the OP...thought the lobby had messed up or summat!
    Posted by waller02
    HaHa - Soz m8 - I was at a loose end

    Hope u found it funny though :)
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  • LARSON7LARSON7
    edited August 2013
    lol I just clicked at the top of the page to try and go back a thread to see what had come before, nout was there, and thought skys broke!

    Back to main page to see a thread by trev with 7 post lol

    Best Parody ever. Epic trev,

    One of the best and most humrous posts on here in a long while
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  • FlyingDaggFlyingDagg
    edited August 2013
    I fell for it. Looking for the rest of Ryans pages lol.

    P.S. sorry Cap but Dave wins the best p*** take post heads up. But a noble effort.
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