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PPPPW interviews Tony Kendall- again
Its 10.30pm on Tuesday night and the Professional Pensioner Poker Player Weekly (PPPPW) christmas party is in full swing when we recieve a phone call from an excited Tony Kendall begging us to come for an interview as he has some great news he wants to share with us. After our last visit to Burgundy Fields Retirement Home we feel somewhat reluctant but decide as its Xmas to grant an old man his dying wish.
So, on a cold and frosty Friday morning we find ourselves once again inside Burgundy Fields to visit the self-styled poker-guru called Tikay. Things have changed again inside Burgundy Fields and the hallucigenic wallpaper from last week has been replaced by a rather cold depressing grey. There's certainly no sign of christmas spirit here and no decorations or even a tree can be seen. We see Tony slumped in a chair in the corner playing with some dolls.
PPPPW: Thanks for inviting us back Tony
TK: Go Away!!!!!
PPPPW: errr, you invited us Tony, said you had some great news
TK: That was on Tuesday, things have changed
PPPPW: So how did TKO go this week??
TK; No comment, next question
PPPPW: You seem to have lost your trademark jacket?
TK: Yes, the nurse just took it off me, i was rather excited.thought it was time for my monthly bath. But she said her brother was coming to take it to the dry-cleaners.
At that moment we see the gorgeous stunning nurse handing the jacket to a rather familiar figure at the door. She gives him a kiss and they share a joke.
PPPPW: Back to TKO, I believe its roulette next week?
TK: Oh yes, I like their song......in for the kill i believe......kill orfordites
PPPPW: No tikay, thats La Roux
TK: Danny La Roux?? Terrible poker player, i loved playing him
PPPPW; err why??
TK: Well i always say, "Get your chips in ahead", but Danny always stuck them in from behind....i loved it
PPPPW: Moving on Tony
TK: Call me The Grinch
PPPPW; err back to poker Grinch, I believe after your latest setback you've called on the church for help?
TK: Yes thats true Father Viagra. Im not a religous man myself but Father Viagra is good for morale. He always gets us up and ready for action. We're holding a special sermon this week where we'll be burning sharks and donkeys and ostriches.
PPPPW: moving on Grinch, Whats with the dolls?
TK: well this shark one i call Phil, this donkey I call Jaegerplop, and this ostrich I call Orford. I use them as pin cushions....another tip from father viagra.
(We at PPPPW begin to wonder what goes on at the Church of Tikayism and pass the information over to our sister publication "Views of the World")
PPPPW: Well fascinating views as ever Tony, err tikay, err Grinch. Thanks for the interview and Merry Xmas
TK; Baahh humbug....BOG OFF!!!!!
With that we make a hasty exit and as he walk out the door we turn our head and see a demented Tony bashing pins into the dolls saying "Kill! Kill! Kill!" We think about calling for some doctors and dread our visit next week.
PPPPW accept no responsibility for this article
So, on a cold and frosty Friday morning we find ourselves once again inside Burgundy Fields to visit the self-styled poker-guru called Tikay. Things have changed again inside Burgundy Fields and the hallucigenic wallpaper from last week has been replaced by a rather cold depressing grey. There's certainly no sign of christmas spirit here and no decorations or even a tree can be seen. We see Tony slumped in a chair in the corner playing with some dolls.
PPPPW: Thanks for inviting us back Tony
TK: Go Away!!!!!
PPPPW: errr, you invited us Tony, said you had some great news
TK: That was on Tuesday, things have changed
PPPPW: So how did TKO go this week??
TK; No comment, next question
PPPPW: You seem to have lost your trademark jacket?
TK: Yes, the nurse just took it off me, i was rather excited.thought it was time for my monthly bath. But she said her brother was coming to take it to the dry-cleaners.
At that moment we see the gorgeous stunning nurse handing the jacket to a rather familiar figure at the door. She gives him a kiss and they share a joke.
PPPPW: Back to TKO, I believe its roulette next week?
TK: Oh yes, I like their song......in for the kill i believe......kill orfordites
PPPPW: No tikay, thats La Roux
TK: Danny La Roux?? Terrible poker player, i loved playing him
PPPPW; err why??
TK: Well i always say, "Get your chips in ahead", but Danny always stuck them in from behind....i loved it
PPPPW: Moving on Tony
TK: Call me The Grinch
PPPPW; err back to poker Grinch, I believe after your latest setback you've called on the church for help?
TK: Yes thats true Father Viagra. Im not a religous man myself but Father Viagra is good for morale. He always gets us up and ready for action. We're holding a special sermon this week where we'll be burning sharks and donkeys and ostriches.
PPPPW: moving on Grinch, Whats with the dolls?
TK: well this shark one i call Phil, this donkey I call Jaegerplop, and this ostrich I call Orford. I use them as pin cushions....another tip from father viagra.
(We at PPPPW begin to wonder what goes on at the Church of Tikayism and pass the information over to our sister publication "Views of the World")
PPPPW: Well fascinating views as ever Tony, err tikay, err Grinch. Thanks for the interview and Merry Xmas
TK; Baahh humbug....BOG OFF!!!!!
With that we make a hasty exit and as he walk out the door we turn our head and see a demented Tony bashing pins into the dolls saying "Kill! Kill! Kill!" We think about calling for some doctors and dread our visit next week.
PPPPW accept no responsibility for this article
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n Response to PPPPW interviews Tony Kendall- again:
One word Jaeger - BRILLIANT!
by the way my pen name is not Viagra or any derivative of such.
It is after a Racehorse I named. Unfortunately it's name was the best thing it had. Ran twice and then went to a riding school. But one thing it ran faster than a donkey.
I salute you.
G.E.N.I.U.S.
x
Nice one Jae hunni! Top class! xx
Maybe next time you visit he'll have a bowl of Gruel ?
I'm of the understanding that his side kick, 'Hot-Lips Hooleran ' makes it for him !! oyi oyi
GO AWAY.
Its a pleasure serving with you Sir!