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Does your town have freaky characters?
I live in a small town on the South Cheshire / North Staffs border and it seems to have more freaky characters than Royston Vasey.
As you drive through town you get to see...
Fish Beard / Tramp Man - Isn't actually a tramp, just does a good impression. Sits on the bench all day with dirty mouldy hands and a massive filthy beard.
Business Man - Immaculately dressed in suit and stands inside the bus shelter with his umbrella up (dry day). Never actually gets on a bus.
Skirt Man - Old guy, wears a black skirt with black tights and rides around on a rubbish ladies bike - with a basket on it!
Spider Legs Girl - stands dead still on the pavement staring across the road. Has a permanent creepy smile and wheres skirts to show off her very hairy legs which being black hairs are clearly visible from the car.
Nuclear Woman - walks around town, all year round, in what appears to be a full anti-chemical / radiation suit.
Are all towns like this or should I move?
As you drive through town you get to see...
Fish Beard / Tramp Man - Isn't actually a tramp, just does a good impression. Sits on the bench all day with dirty mouldy hands and a massive filthy beard.
Business Man - Immaculately dressed in suit and stands inside the bus shelter with his umbrella up (dry day). Never actually gets on a bus.
Skirt Man - Old guy, wears a black skirt with black tights and rides around on a rubbish ladies bike - with a basket on it!
Spider Legs Girl - stands dead still on the pavement staring across the road. Has a permanent creepy smile and wheres skirts to show off her very hairy legs which being black hairs are clearly visible from the car.
Nuclear Woman - walks around town, all year round, in what appears to be a full anti-chemical / radiation suit.
Are all towns like this or should I move?
Comments
Type `dave of crewe` into facebook search. (edit, found a link)
This guy and his brother used to live next door to me and my mate. We put his profile on. Anyone from Crewe will know him. He is bonkers. They used to have loads of bonfires in the back garden and me and my mate would lob aerosols on, and he would go nuts, jumping in the fire to get them out.
We would also give him free beer in the garden coz when he had a few he was even more entertaining.
http://www.facebook.com/home.php?#/group.php?gid=2448236843&ref=search&sid=762751806.998169427..1
Big set of keys man, has them on a chain hanging from his trouser and walks everywhere (always hear him before you see him)
Baglady greeny not seen her in a while but she walked round with loads of bags and use to spit at you if you said anything to her , even hello (and the spit is a proper big sniff and bring it up spit) she got me a few times when i was younger walking to school
Co-Op Curry Man , nothing really stands out about him until a few weeks ago when he asked me if i wanted to go for a curry next door pointing out it was "two for the price of one" on a Sunday.Not sure if he was after a cheap meal or a good time but either way it freaked me out ( i only went in there for a Double Decker)