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The seven rules of poker
Otherwise known as the seven reasons why you are the best player in the world.
Rule 1) Limping
When you do it you are disguising the strength of your hand
When they do it they are a fish who doesnt know how to play the game
Rule 2) Calling a raise out of position with a weak hand.
When you do it it is because you are confident of outplaying them down the streets
When they do it they are just hoping to get lucky
Rule 3) Making a bad river call
When you do it it is because there is history between you and the opponent
When they do it it shows how bad they are and will keep paying you off
Rule 4) Calling a bet with nothing more than a gutshot
When you do it you are floating
When they do it they are a chasing fish
Rule 5) The donk lead
When you do it you are trying to induce and/or confuse your opponent
When they do it they are a donk
Rule 6) The suck out
When you do it it is because you made the correct play with odds/ implied odds in your favour
When they do it it is because they are an idiot who just keeps getting lucky
Rule 7) The tourny knock out
When you knock them out it is inevitable due to your far superior abilities and reads
When they knock you out it is just pure luck and will probably never happen again because they arent good enough
Rule 1) Limping
When you do it you are disguising the strength of your hand
When they do it they are a fish who doesnt know how to play the game
Rule 2) Calling a raise out of position with a weak hand.
When you do it it is because you are confident of outplaying them down the streets
When they do it they are just hoping to get lucky
Rule 3) Making a bad river call
When you do it it is because there is history between you and the opponent
When they do it it shows how bad they are and will keep paying you off
Rule 4) Calling a bet with nothing more than a gutshot
When you do it you are floating
When they do it they are a chasing fish
Rule 5) The donk lead
When you do it you are trying to induce and/or confuse your opponent
When they do it they are a donk
Rule 6) The suck out
When you do it it is because you made the correct play with odds/ implied odds in your favour
When they do it it is because they are an idiot who just keeps getting lucky
Rule 7) The tourny knock out
When you knock them out it is inevitable due to your far superior abilities and reads
When they knock you out it is just pure luck and will probably never happen again because they arent good enough
Comments
Brilliant!
I saw a lad, who has his head permenantly stuck up a dark orifice, write this recently.....
"....Were it not for all those bad players out there, making bad calls & getting lucky, us good players could win a lot more....."
Love
This
Thread
and OP.
Quality PMSL