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Forum Dream Team
Goalkeeper
TommyD - safe pair of hands, not much gets past him
Full Backs
Forum best buddies Robbie1992 and Calcalfold - Robbie on the right, 100%er abn good at getting up and down. Calcalfold, may get left back in dressing room (I know wasn't funny when I first heard it aged 8)
Centre Backs
Lambert180 and Rock573 - Lambert, great team player, even when not at his best will grind it out. Rock, his name is Rock. Every team needs a Rock
Midfield
BorinLoner, Smitalos and Bromley23 - Borin, the brains, makes things tick. Smitalos our Maverick, our Joey Barton, love him or loathe him, you certainly can't ignore him. Bromley, every good team needs a talker. I think with a little encouragement Natalie could step up to the plate.
Wingers
TheDon and Dohhhhhh - Although both occasionally go missing and parade their talents on French shores, when they're back they show their creative talents.
Striker
MattBates - Tricky little'un and proven finisher.
Subs
IDCU - A few too many transfer requests recently to keep his place in the team
MAXALLY - Understandably, struggling to adapt to our teams style of playing attractive passing football.
GELDY - Great form recently but team unsettled by talk of a big move to Asia
Manager
Tikay - The Bobby Robson of poker
Assistant
FlashJonny - The man has knowledge and is loved by all.
Minibus driver
SPT - No need for a SatNav with Richard at the wheel for the away games.
Mascot
Jac35 - Always wanted to be one and still probably small enough to get away with it.
TommyD - safe pair of hands, not much gets past him
Full Backs
Forum best buddies Robbie1992 and Calcalfold - Robbie on the right, 100%er abn good at getting up and down. Calcalfold, may get left back in dressing room (I know wasn't funny when I first heard it aged 8)
Centre Backs
Lambert180 and Rock573 - Lambert, great team player, even when not at his best will grind it out. Rock, his name is Rock. Every team needs a Rock
Midfield
BorinLoner, Smitalos and Bromley23 - Borin, the brains, makes things tick. Smitalos our Maverick, our Joey Barton, love him or loathe him, you certainly can't ignore him. Bromley, every good team needs a talker. I think with a little encouragement Natalie could step up to the plate.
Wingers
TheDon and Dohhhhhh - Although both occasionally go missing and parade their talents on French shores, when they're back they show their creative talents.
Striker
MattBates - Tricky little'un and proven finisher.
Subs
IDCU - A few too many transfer requests recently to keep his place in the team
MAXALLY - Understandably, struggling to adapt to our teams style of playing attractive passing football.
GELDY - Great form recently but team unsettled by talk of a big move to Asia
Manager
Tikay - The Bobby Robson of poker
Assistant
FlashJonny - The man has knowledge and is loved by all.
Minibus driver
SPT - No need for a SatNav with Richard at the wheel for the away games.
Mascot
Jac35 - Always wanted to be one and still probably small enough to get away with it.
Comments
Ha!
"....Smitalos our Maverick, our Joey Barton...."
Winner!
Bet he even does the French accent thing.
"When the seagulls follow the trawler, it is because they think sardines will be thrown into the sea. "
TheDon and Dohhhhhh - Although both occasionally go missing and parade their talents on French shores, when they're back they show their creative talents.
This made me laugh, great post Jac!
Great work with this thread, good fun banter...its what the forum is about....now where is that freeroll password I was after!
I urrrrr, doo urrrrr, not get which you say. He moved intoooo urrrrr, my fist your honourrrr, non?
But seriously, no Christmas cards for you this year Tikay. Maybe then, perhaps you'll learn not to blaspheme the mighty Smitaley-Barton.
Nahhhhhhhhhhhhhhh but for real now. Loving the opener, made me laugh out loud and thoroughly enjoying it all thus far. Big props to OP too. Adore this thread.