2 Hands for u paul as u think im a nit;)

IDONKCALLU

POKEY2011Small blind £0.10£0.10£64.53rancidBig blind £0.20£0.30£40.39 Your hole cards97   dan2macFold    damono1Call £0.20£0.50£12.03Lambert180Raise £0.80£1.30£48.23IDONKCALLURaise £2.40£3.70£58.50POKEY2011Fold    rancidFold    damono1Fold    Lambert180Call £1.60£5.30£46.63Flop  JQ4   Lambert180Check    IDONKCALLUBet £3.40£8.70£55.10Lambert180Raise £10.00£18.70£36.63IDONKCALLUFold    Lambert180Muck    Lambert180Win £11.49 £48.12Lambert180Return £6.60£0.61£54.72

rancidSmall blind £0.10£0.10£39.99dan2macBig blind £0.20£0.30£42.85 Your hole cardsK9   damono1Call £0.20£0.50£11.83Lambert180Raise £0.80£1.30£52.02IDONKCALLURaise £2.20£3.50£52.52POKEY2011Fold    rancidFold    dan2macFold    damono1Fold    Lambert180Fold    IDONKCALLUMuck    IDONKCALLUWin £2.10 £54.62IDONKCALLUReturn £1.40£0.00£56.02

calcalfold

I would go back to being a nit before it all goes wrong.

"If it aint broke....."

IDONKCALLU

lamber wanted me to post 2 hands where i 3 bet him he didnt believe what i had when i told him on the chat 

IDONKCALLU

i win money by playing the way i do people think im a nit but im far from it lol

DOHHHHHHH

rly wanna see what he had in hand 1.

Poor Damono

Lambert180

Player	Action	Cards	Amount	Pot	Balance
POKEY2011	Small blind		£0.10	£0.10	£64.53
rancid	Big blind		£0.20	£0.30	£40.39
	Your hole cards	J 6
dan2mac	Fold
damono1	Call		£0.20	£0.50	£12.03
Lambert180	Raise		£0.80	£1.30	£48.23
IDONKCALLU	Raise		£2.40	£3.70	£58.50
POKEY2011	Fold
rancid	Fold
damono1	Fold
Lambert180	Call		£1.60	£5.30	£46.63
Flop
		J Q 4
Lambert180	Check
IDONKCALLU	Bet		£3.40	£8.70	£55.10
Lambert180	Raise		£10.00	£18.70	£36.63
IDONKCALLU	Fold
Lambert180	Muck
Lambert180	Win		£11.49		£48.12
Lambert180	Return		£6.60	£0.61	£54.72

IDONKCALLU

nuts standard paul 

Lambert180

I think you've misunderstood what the nuts means

Lol Nah I'll stop F*ckin about, here's what I actually had...

Player	Action	Cards	Amount	Pot	Balance
POKEY2011	Small blind		£0.10	£0.10	£64.53
rancid	Big blind		£0.20	£0.30	£40.39
	Your hole cards	A K
dan2mac	Fold
damono1	Call		£0.20	£0.50	£12.03
Lambert180	Raise		£0.80	£1.30	£48.23
IDONKCALLU	Raise		£2.40	£3.70	£58.50
POKEY2011	Fold
rancid	Fold
damono1	Fold
Lambert180	Call		£1.60	£5.30	£46.63
Flop
		J Q 4
Lambert180	Check
IDONKCALLU	Bet		£3.40	£8.70	£55.10
Lambert180	Raise		£10.00	£18.70	£36.63
IDONKCALLU	Fold
Lambert180	Muck
Lambert180	Win		£11.49		£48.12
Lambert180	Return		£6.60	£0.61	£54.72

liamboi11

I think yous 2 should play each other hu4rollz can I watch?

IDONKCALLU

i would

Lambert180

In Response to Re: 2 Hands for u paul as u think im a nit;):

i would
Posted by IDONKCALLU

Lol no you wouldn't.

You offered ages ago in a chatbox and said let's play 200NL or something, I said I'll play you HU4Rollz but at a stake where we have a fair few BIs so it aint just whoever gets lucky the most... we know you do good at that

So I offered to play u HU4Rollz at a lower stake where we actually get to see who the better player is and you miraculously disappeared from the chatbox for the rest of the night.... funny that.

IDONKCALLU

i play u 2moro if u like paul heads up whoever wins 5 buy ins on  20 nl ok with u ? 

thats a fair amount of play i would say lets see who wins let the battle commence

IDONKCALLU

some 1 has got to win 5 buy ins tho for the game to end 

shaun09

Please post a time u will play so we can watch please  

rancid

In Response to Re: 2 Hands for u paul as u think im a nit;):

some 1 has got to win 5 buy ins tho for the game to end 
Posted by IDONKCALLU

You may aswell play HU sit n go's.

play 2xnl20 for a fixed amount of time/hands

like 3 hours x2 tables

you could make it really intresting and play for 20 hours

BigHawk89

I would pay money to see this. Maybe sky poker tv could set up something?


GRUDGE MATCHHHH!!!

Lambert180

Sorry but I got responsibilities/bills to pay etc and need to make the most efficient use of my time.

Thus, I'm not gonna sit 1tabling 20NL with you, when I could be playing 12tables of 20-40NL in that time.

I'm more than happy to play you as you and I both know who'll win, but it needs to be a bit more enticing lol. So I'll play you but I wanna play 2-3 tables at once, and no number of BIs limit, we just play for a set number of hours, say 4 hours to start with. No excuses allowed, so you pick a night when you KNOW you can play for 4 hours and won't have any 'reason' to leave a couple of hours in when you're a few BIs down.

P.S. Seen as everyone wants to pay to see it, you can ship the $$$ to me on stars lol

splashies

It's no Razavi v Smitty, but I'd still watch.

Very unlikely to happen, as the donk is all talk and no trousers.

BorinLoner

Would you two please stop. Seriously, have a kiss and a cuddle and just leave it all alone.

CHILLIE

In Response to Re: 2 Hands for u paul as u think im a nit;):

Sorry but I got responsibilities/bills to pay etc and need to make the most efficient use of my time. Thus, I'm not gonna sit 1tabling 20NL with you, when I could be playing 12tables of 20-40NL in that time. I'm more than happy to play you as you and I both know who'll win, but it needs to be a bit more enticing lol. So I'll play you but I wanna play 2-3 tables at once, and no number of BIs limit, we just play for a set number of hours, say 4 hours to start with. No excuses allowed, so you pick a night when you KNOW you can play for 4 hours and won't have any 'reason' to leave a couple of hours in when you're a few BIs down. P.S. Seen as everyone wants to pay to see it, you can ship the $$$ to me on stars lol
Posted by Lambert180

ill be watching to see paul take the ego out, but make it more interesting like they do in wwe the loser leaves........................... bye Idonkcallu

1267

haha this would be hilarious ,  please happen !   

Lamberto easy win IMO

IDONKCALLU

im free from 2pm if u wanna play then can only do 1 table 

Lambert180

Can't do right now, kids and house stuff to sort but I'm playing a session tonight probably 8pm - midnight ish so will play you then.

Why can you only do 1 table?

If you post up here and say what time you can play from 8pm onwards then I'll join an empty 20NL HU table at that time and you can come find me.

IDONKCALLU

Upto u saves on rake can do £22  sit n goes heads up 1st to 5 upto which im not fussed i think thats beter as it saves on rake 

IDONKCALLU

im playing main event at 8pm but when i go busto can play after midnight is best for me actually its when i wake up lol

IDONKCALLU

i aint all talk splashies i take shots on 100 nl summit paul would never do i wanna play paul as i would CrUsH 

splashies

ok m8...gl if it goes ahead.

unsure of who i want to win, lets hope poker is the winner

Lambert180

No thanks, I don't wanna play £22 HU SnGs where the 'luck factor' will be a lot higher and will resort to 3bet jamming/calling ranges etc. I wanna play you nice and deep where imo my edge will be much bigger

Dunno why you'd be bothered about saving rake, if you're gonna crush me then you'd make far more money playing HU cash than HU SnGs.

FWIW, I don't see how it's anything to brag about taking shots at games where you're not rolled. I happily admit I don't do it, and that's cos I'm not stupid and I understand how poker works.

Dunno why you're self excluding... AGAIN! but I'll speak to Dohhh then. I'll be playing cash anyway so just message him when you bust (dunno why you can't play the ME and HU at the same time tho lol) and he can tell me then I'll open an empty HU table.

I'll post on here so anyone who wants to can rail.

IDONKCALLU

its ok not self excluding had a long chat with tommy all is cool 

whatver u like midnight it is then  

Lambert180

In Response to Re: 2 Hands for u paul as u think im a nit;):

its ok not self excluding had a long chat with tommy all is cool  whatver u like midnight it is then  
Posted by IDONKCALLU

Lol are you deliberately trying to avoid this happening?

I said I'm playing 8pm - midnight so me just starting to play you at midnight means it's either not gonna happen or not gonna last very long. I gotta take the kids to school in the morning so don't wanna be up ridic late tonight... I'm sure you won't last 4 hours in the ME anyway so dunno why it needs to be that late lol.

Like you said, just PM Dohhh as soon as you bust the ME... I'll keep an eye on the lobby while I'm playing if you like

IDONKCALLU

no but i think i run good in the main event tonight that wnt finish till late i wnt multit table whilst playing ya i need to focus on getting my £££££