How To Lose @ Poker - Lesson 1

Lambert180

This is how you rack up bad beats and coolers in 1 x 4hr session...

There's a few key points to this strategy;

1. Whenever you get it in behind, make sure you never hit your outs.
2. Whenever you get it in good, make sure they get there every single time.

Failing all that you can go to step 3...

3. Make sure you get yourself in a situation where you can't fold and you're crushed

Player	Action	Cards	Amount	Pot	Balance
beamer1968	Small blind		£0.20	£0.20	£38.26
Lambert180	Big blind		£0.40	£0.60	£47.49
	Your hole cards	6 6
beaker2205	Fold
Tings89	Raise		£1.20	£1.80	£26.67
darkwinter	Fold
BigHawk89	Fold
beamer1968	Fold
Lambert180	Call		£0.80	£2.60	£46.69
Flop
		7 6 10
Lambert180	Check
Tings89	Bet		£1.30	£3.90	£25.37
Lambert180	Raise		£4.00	£7.90	£42.69
Tings89	Call		£2.70	£10.60	£22.67
Turn
		8
Lambert180	Check
Tings89	Bet		£5.30	£15.90	£17.37
Lambert180	Call		£5.30	£21.20	£37.39
River
		8
Lambert180	All-in		£37.39	£58.59	£0.00
Tings89	All-in		£17.37	£75.96	£0.00
Lambert180	Unmatched bet		£20.02	£55.94	£20.02
Lambert180	Show	6 6
Tings89	Show	8 8
Tings89	Win	Four 8s	£54.14		£54.14

Player	Action	Cards	Amount	Pot	Balance
Lambert180	Small blind		£0.15	£0.15	£45.32
peter27	Big blind		£0.30	£0.45	£21.79
	Your hole cards	4 4
Lambert180	Raise		£0.75	£1.20	£44.57
peter27	Raise		£1.80	£3.00	£19.99
Lambert180	Call		£1.20	£4.20	£43.37
Flop
		J 4 K
peter27	Bet		£4.20	£8.40	£15.79
Lambert180	Call		£4.20	£12.60	£39.17
Turn
		Q
peter27	Bet		£6.30	£18.90	£9.49
Lambert180	All-in		£39.17	£58.07	£0.00
peter27	All-in		£9.49	£67.56	£0.00
Lambert180	Unmatched bet		£23.38	£44.18	£23.38
Lambert180	Show	4 4
peter27	Show	10 A
River
		3
peter27	Win	Straight to the Ace	£43.18		£43.18

Player	Action	Cards	Amount	Pot	Balance
Jonno02	Small blind		£0.20	£0.20	£42.83
Lambert180	Big blind		£0.40	£0.60	£45.77
	Your hole cards	Q Q
alfarch30	Raise		£1.20	£1.80	£16.58
box05	Fold
darkwinter	Fold
SJspanky1	Fold
Jonno02	Fold
Lambert180	Raise		£3.60	£5.40	£42.17
alfarch30	All-in		£16.58	£21.98	£0.00
Lambert180	Call		£13.78	£35.76	£28.39
Lambert180	Show	Q Q
alfarch30	Show	A A
Flop
		K 10 3
Turn
		2
River
		7
alfarch30	Win	Pair of Aces	£33.97		£33.97

Player	Action	Cards	Amount	Pot	Balance
Lawson1987	Small blind		£0.10	£0.10	£17.60
flower11	Big blind		£0.20	£0.30	£13.27
	Your hole cards	Q Q
shorrock09	Call		£0.20	£0.50	£21.59
splashies	Raise		£0.80	£1.30	£43.80
Lambert180	Raise		£2.20	£3.50	£23.68
jacko307	Fold
Lawson1987	Call		£2.10	£5.60	£15.50
flower11	Fold
shorrock09	Fold
splashies	Fold
Flop
		9 5 6
Lawson1987	All-in		£15.50	£21.10	£0.00
Lambert180	Call		£15.50	£36.60	£8.18
Lawson1987	Show	K K
Lambert180	Show	Q Q
Turn
		8
River
		10
Lawson1987	Win	Pair of Kings	£34.80		£34.80

Player	Action	Cards	Amount	Pot	Balance
Sidarlokin	Small blind		£0.10	£0.10	£19.42
5toneFace	Big blind		£0.20	£0.30	£20.83
	Your hole cards	K K
GIXXER76	Call		£0.20	£0.50	£28.25
Lambert180	Raise		£0.80	£1.30	£20.58
darkwinter	Fold
Sidarlokin	Fold
5toneFace	Fold
GIXXER76	Call		£0.60	£1.90	£27.65
Flop
		4 K 10
GIXXER76	Check
Lambert180	Check
Turn
		9
GIXXER76	Check
Lambert180	Bet		£1.00	£2.90	£19.58
GIXXER76	Raise		£4.90	£7.80	£22.75
Lambert180	Call		£3.90	£11.70	£15.68
River
		Q
GIXXER76	Bet		£11.70	£23.40	£11.05
Lambert180	Call		£11.70	£35.10	£3.98
GIXXER76	Show	J Q
Lambert180	Muck	K K
GIXXER76	Win	Straight to the King	£33.34		£44.39

Player	Action	Cards	Amount	Pot	Balance
F_Ivanovic	Small blind		£0.10	£0.10	£39.40
zinfan	Sitout
Lambert180	Big blind		£0.20	£0.30	£88.08
	Your hole cards	Q Q
Bobson	Call		£0.20	£0.50	£14.66
james1952	Raise		£0.40	£0.90	£88.88
LEE001	Fold
F_Ivanovic	Fold
Lambert180	Raise		£1.20	£2.10	£86.88
Bobson	Call		£1.20	£3.30	£13.46
james1952	Call		£1.00	£4.30	£87.88
Flop
		6 5 6
Lambert180	Bet		£2.10	£6.40	£84.78
Bobson	Call		£2.10	£8.50	£11.36
james1952	Fold
Turn
		3
Lambert180	Bet		£3.30	£11.80	£81.48
Bobson	All-in		£11.36	£23.16	£0.00
Lambert180	Raise		£16.12	£39.28	£65.36
Lambert180	Unmatched bet		£8.06	£31.22	£73.42
Lambert180	Show	Q Q
Bobson	Show	A 6
River
		7
Bobson	Win	Three 6s	£29.65		£29.65

Player	Action	Cards	Amount	Pot	Balance
dontazeme	Small blind		£0.10	£0.10	£24.49
Lambert180	Big blind		£0.20	£0.30	£28.29
	Your hole cards	A A
flower11	Fold
TYRESONE	Raise		£1.00	£1.30	£12.47
Snorkey452	Fold
shaunmt	Fold
dontazeme	Fold
Lambert180	Raise		£2.60	£3.90	£25.69
TYRESONE	All-in		£12.47	£16.37	£0.00
Lambert180	Raise		£21.34	£37.71	£4.35
Lambert180	Unmatched bet		£10.67	£27.04	£15.02
Lambert180	Show	A A
TYRESONE	Show	J J
Flop
		8 5 6
Turn
		J
River
		2
TYRESONE	Win	Three Jacks	£25.68		£25.68

Player	Action	Cards	Amount	Pot	Balance
Wardo	Small blind		£0.10	£0.10	£9.00
2puds	Big blind		£0.20	£0.30	£19.59
	Your hole cards	A K
Lambert180	Raise		£0.60	£0.90	£31.47
BigHawk89	Fold
Wardo	Raise		£0.90	£1.80	£8.10
2puds	Fold
Lambert180	All-in		£31.47	£33.27	£0.00
Wardo	All-in		£8.10	£41.37	£0.00
Lambert180	Unmatched bet		£22.97	£18.40	£22.97
Wardo	Show	A J
Lambert180	Show	A K
Flop
		9 J 4
Turn
		Q
River
		Q
Wardo	Win	Two Pairs, Queens and Jacks	£17.48		£17.48

Player	Action	Cards	Amount	Pot	Balance
DANDYDON87	Small blind		£0.20	£0.20	£60.61
Lambert180	Big blind		£0.40	£0.60	£35.40
	Your hole cards	9 10
alfarch30	Fold
box05	Fold
darkwinter	Fold
Audi81	Call		£0.40	£1.00	£26.01
DANDYDON87	Call		£0.20	£1.20	£60.41
Lambert180	Check
Flop
		10 2 Q </spa

peter27

In Response to How To Lose @ Poker - Lesson 1:

Player Action Cards Amount Pot Balance Lambert180 Small blind   £0.15 £0.15 £45.32 peter27 Big blind   £0.30 £0.45 £21.79   Your hole cards 4 4       Lambert180 Raise   £0.75 £1.20 £44.57 peter27 Raise   £1.80 £3.00 £19.99 Lambert180 Call   £1.20 £4.20 £43.37 Flop     J 4 K       peter27 Bet   £4.20 £8.40 £15.79 Lambert180 Call   £4.20 £12.60 £39.17 Turn     Q       peter27 Bet   £6.30 £18.90 £9.49 Lambert180 All-in   £39.17 £58.07 £0.00 peter27 All-in   £9.49 £67.56 £0.00 Lambert180 Unmatched bet   £23.38 £44.18 £23.38 Lambert180 Show 4 4       peter27 Show 10 A       River     3       peter27 Win Straight to the Ace £43.18   £43.18

Sorry about that!

EDIT: Hmmm ... how do I get it in that neat format?

ALANSK100

Bad day at the office Lambert lol

calcalfold

The only one I would be critical of is KK vs JQ, thet rest are just really harsh at first look.

Edit possibly even might be able to get rid of QQ vs A6 with reads (possibly).