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A SPECIAL REQUEST FROM GENERAL JAEGER - DO THEY KNOW ITS..........

Well it took some time and it probably isn't that good but especially for our Mighty General Jaeger, a song.................

It's Christmas time,
There is no need to be a grump.
But this Christmas time
Old Tikay’s gonna have the hump
Cuz after weeks of “bad beats”
He’ll have lost the TKO
And he’ll have lost his marbles too
The poor old bloke.

But we are fair,
We don’t like to rub it in.
At Christmas time be kind
And pour him another gin...
It’s been a world of pain for Tikay
and he is filled with dread and fear
Where can he go without them laughing
It’ll be with him for years
And every night he wakes up screaming
“How could they be so cruel to me?”
“Why did the poker Gods choose him instead of ME?”

So we all go round to visit him in the nursing home
Maybe we can cheer up the poor old gnome
Ohh....
But he is under such a cloud
He doesn’t think it is allowed
Does he know it's visiting time at all?

“Hey Tikay...”
But he won’t see anyone
“It’s LML….”
Not even her, there’s something wrong
Does he know it's visiting time at all?

Poor Tikay...
Poor Tikay...

Poor Tikay,
Let him know it's visiting time again.
Poor Tikay,
Let him know it's visiting time again.
(Repeat several times and fade)

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