How to lose all your chips to a newbie :-)

VespaPX

1st hand
Villian had been limping pretty much every hand so waited for a monster to stack him !

Player	Action	Cards	Amount	Pot	Balance
xxx	Small blind		200.00	200.00	2590.00
VespaPX	Big blind		400.00	600.00	4855.00
	Your hole cards	K K
neil1970	Fold
benny6076	Fold
kristyna	Fold
zxghostxz	Fold
xxx	Call		200.00	800.00	2390.00
VespaPX	Raise		1200.00	2000.00	3655.00
xxx	Call		1200.00	3200.00	1190.00
Flop
		3 6 5
xxx	Check
VespaPX	Bet		1600.00	4800.00	2055.00
xxx	All-in		1190.00	5990.00	0.00
VespaPX	Unmatched bet		410.00	5580.00	2465.00
xxx	Show	4 J
VespaPX	Show	K K
Turn
		2
River
		5
xxx	Win	Straight to the 6	5580.00		5580.00

Hand 2 - few hands later - same player - busto :-(

Player	Action	Cards	Amount	Pot	Balance
neil1970	Small blind		300.00	300.00	7817.50
benny6076	Big blind		600.00	900.00	8107.50
	Your hole cards	A K
kristyna	Fold
zxghostxz	Fold
xxx	Call		600.00	1500.00	2980.00
VespaPX	All-in		2465.00	3965.00	0.00
neil1970	Fold
benny6076	Fold
xxx	Call		1865.00	5830.00	1115.00
xxx	Show	Q J
VespaPX	Show	A K
Flop
		8 4 10
Turn
		8
River
		J
xxx	Win	Two Pairs, Jacks and 8s	5830.00		6945.00

Slipwater

Harsh, but you're experienced enough to know the score!

Still, he probably thought he was the daddy after those hands.

a00rock

Vespa how do you put multiple hands in 1 post? Cheers mate.

DAVEYZZ

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Vespa how do you put multiple hands in 1 post? Cheers mate.
Posted by a00rock

Just copy and paste one after the other...then click submit..

a00rock

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In Response to Re: How to lose all your chips to a newbie :-) : Just copy and paste one after the other...then click submit..
Posted by DAVEYZZ

cheers Davey

VespaPX

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Harsh, but you're experienced enough to know the score! Still, he probably thought he was the daddy after those hands.
Posted by Slipwater

Yeh no problem with that, want those calls all day long :-)

VespaPX

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Vespa how do you put multiple hands in 1 post? Cheers mate.
Posted by a00rock

Sorry , late replying

What Davey said :-)

TPTP123

Pretty much bang on the money, i'm compiling some statistical evidence at the moment and going to write a 10,000 word dissertation on why sky poker is blatently rigged in the favour of some of the fish... in certain instances in HU sngs. not all the time but in certain sessions or matchups. 

Maybe to stop them going busto or summin versus sharks, and to retain them as players i guess or sumthing to do with the RNG of sky poker.  

However it is completely ridiculous in some cases when your playing sng hyper headsup versus a fish and it will go flip flip flip flip flip flip flip and your battling a complete fish and they are infinantly golden. No matter what you do... 

I've played hypers everywhere and never felt so cheated in my life until i played them here. It rediculous how I can go battle everyfish and anyfish (including some regs) for the majority of my sessions and then i'll get continously sat by a golden fish on a redic sky heater. 

Im being serious sky. Watch me write out.. and I'll take it to two plus two... the evidence is pretty damning.... sort it out if you read this.  Tikay this post for you bro... tell them to fix it else i'ma out you lot. 

VespaPX

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Pretty much bang on the money, i'm compiling some statistical evidence at the moment and going to write a 10,000 word dissertation on why sky poker is blatently rigged in the favour of some of the fish... in certain instances in HU sngs. not all the time but in certain sessions or matchups.  Maybe to stop them going busto or summin versus sharks, and to retain them as players i guess or sumthing to do with the RNG of sky poker.   However it is completely ridiculous in some cases when your playing sng hyper headsup versus a fish and it will go flip flip flip flip flip flip flip and your battling a complete fish and they are infinantly golden. No matter what you do...  I've played hypers everywhere and never felt so cheated in my life until i played them here. It rediculous how I can go battle everyfish and anyfish (including some regs) for the majority of my sessions and then i'll get continously sat by a golden fish on a redic sky heater.  Im being serious sky. Watch me write out.. and I'll take it to two plus two... the evidence is pretty damning.... sort it out if you read this.   Tikay this post for you bro... tell them to fix it else i'ma out you lot. 
Posted by TPTP123

Good luck with your dissertation but i'm not quite sure what it will prove.
There seems to be a lot of assumptions and guesswork behind your thinking (in bold).

a00rock

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Pretty much bang on the money, i'm compiling some statistical evidence at the moment and going to write a 10,000 word dissertation on why sky poker is blatently rigged in the favour of some of the fish... in certain instances in HU sngs. not all the time but in certain sessions or matchups.  Maybe to stop them going busto or summin versus sharks, and to retain them as players i guess or sumthing to do with the RNG of sky poker.   However it is completely ridiculous in some cases when your playing sng hyper headsup versus a fish and it will go flip flip flip flip flip flip flip and your battling a complete fish and they are infinantly golden. No matter what you do...  I've played hypers everywhere and never felt so cheated in my life until i played them here. It rediculous how I can go battle everyfish and anyfish (including some regs) for the majority of my sessions and then i'll get continously sat by a golden fish on a redic sky heater.  Im being serious sky. Watch me write out.. and I'll take it to two plus two... the evidence is pretty damning.... sort it out if you read this.   Tikay this post for you bro... tell them to fix it else i'ma out you lot. 
Posted by TPTP123

I'm not sure Dohhhhhhh or 1 or 2 more of the HU regs would agree with your assumptions!

Talon

Pretty much bang on the money, i'm compiling some statistical evidence at the moment and going to write a 10,000 word dissertation on why sky poker is blatently rigged in the favour of some of the fish... in certain instances in HU sngs. not all the time but in certain sessions or matchups.



    This just has to be the best and funniest paragraph from any post that i have ever read. And every time i read it it just gets funnier.

  It is just so hilairious and so bad it is unreal. Please keep posting comments like this because i need all the laughs you can provide

VespaPX

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Pretty much bang on the money, i'm compiling some statistical evidence at the moment and going to write a 10,000 word dissertation on why sky poker is blatently rigged in the favour of some of the fish... in certain instances in HU sngs. not all the time but in certain sessions or matchups.     This just has to be the best and funniest paragraph from any post that i have ever read. And every time i read it it just gets funnier.   It is just so hilairious and so bad it is unreal. Please keep posting comments like this because i need all the laughs you can provide
Posted by Talon

Made me smile too :-)

DoubleAAA

In Response to Re: How to lose all your chips to a newbie :-):

Pretty much bang on the money, i'm compiling some statistical evidence at the moment and going to write a 10,000 word dissertation on why sky poker is blatently rigged in the favour of some of the fish... in certain instances in HU sngs. not all the time but in certain sessions or matchups.  Maybe to stop them going busto or summin versus sharks, and to retain them as players i guess or sumthing to do with the RNG of sky poker.   However it is completely ridiculous in some cases when your playing sng hyper headsup versus a fish and it will go flip flip flip flip flip flip flip and your battling a complete fish and they are infinantly golden. No matter what you do...  I've played hypers everywhere and never felt so cheated in my life until i played them here. It rediculous how I can go battle everyfish and anyfish (including some regs) for the majority of my sessions and then i'll get continously sat by a golden fish on a redic sky heater.  Im being serious sky. Watch me write out.. and I'll take it to two plus two... the evidence is pretty damning.... sort it out if you read this.   Tikay this post for you bro... tell them to fix it else i'ma out you lot. 
Posted by TPTP123

The mind boggles as to what statistical evidence you could publish which would show a problem with the rng.  Care to elaborate slightly on this?

hhyftrftdr

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In Response to Re: How to lose all your chips to a newbie :-) : The mind boggles as to what statistical evidence you could publish which would show a problem with the rng.  Care to elaborate slightly on this?
Posted by DoubleAAA

Whooosh!

Slipwater

I think Tommy D is in charge of the RNG

DoubleAAA

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In Response to Re: How to lose all your chips to a newbie :-) : Whooosh!
Posted by hhyftrftdr

What is your problem?

hhyftrftdr

The tone of the post clearly went right over your head.

Hence whoosh.

TPTP123

lol i'm getting trolled here... ha... will def have to post this as a brag somewhere <brag />

FWIW i've played more hands in a single downswing and locked said downswing(s) out then all of you have prob played hands combined lifetime. <beat> I know what a downswing is and when something is not a downswing... i am talkin about the later.  I wouldn't post it on the forum like this if i didn't honestly believe it and open myself up to be flamed when i actually know what i'm talking about when it comes to poker most of the time.  I'm not some losing regfish. 

I'm serious, one of you, play 200+ hu hyper sngs at a single stake, resit everyone and anyone you play, crush the majority of them and win >52% of your games, and then report back.... eventually you'll encounter a "golden fish" who is worse than you but wins virtually everything... continue to resit them and grind them down... thats what good players do, they battle variance out... however on sky poker these battle sessions turn "golden fish" sessions where these players become invicible until they decide they no longer want to play... that is if you continue to rematch them. <its not variance>  because these players then go on to scatter away their golden winnings afterwards as per usual but not against us. Always follow the money...

trust me try it, and report back.  you can't flame me if you dont have the minerals to try it. I'll compose my evidence and i'll out the glitch or poor coding or weakness or whatever it is. 

tut_tut

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VespaPX

OK OK enough people !!

My post wasn't a moan about RNG or rigged sites/software.

I just had a bad couple of hands thats all !

Please take your arguements elsewhere/start your own thread.
Cheers

Keep smiling

TPTP123

hahah.. its the newbies and the loosing fish that sky rng want to retain in certain instances!!! Im randmly going to stir up some awareness of this in the BBV forum and then get forum post battle some grinders to help me prove my claims!!! I'll not post in here again as long as no one else brings it up... hahah

wayneypayn

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OK OK enough people !! My post wasn't a moan about RNG or rigged sites/software. I just had a bad couple of hands thats all ! Please take your arguements elsewhere/start your own thread. Cheers Keep smiling
Posted by VespaPX

looks like another set up.

GELDY

golden fish eh

surely that is just the poker representation of the central limit theorem as applied to cluster theory
if I remember correctly this would suggest that not only do golden fish exist but they would actually turn up in twos and threes
the power of the golden fish would be inversely proportional to its frequency and the aggression factor of the other player. ie the more aggressive the player the less frequent the fish but it will be more golden. Definitely an exponential relationship which involves the square root of pi somewhere.

Can't remember where I saw that.  Maybe in a 10,000 word dissertation I saw somewhere.

Slipwater

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golden fish eh surely that is just the poker representation of the central limit theorem as applied to cluster theory if I remember correctly this would suggest that not only do golden fish exist but they would actually turn up in twos and threes the power of the golden fish would be inversely proportional to its frequency and the aggression factor of the other player. ie the more aggressive the player the less frequent the fish but it will be more golden. Definitely an exponential relationship which involves the square root of pi somewhere. Can't remember where I saw that.  Maybe in a 10,000 word dissertation I saw somewhere.
Posted by GELDY

Haha - + 10