Sick, just Sick lol

Ozzie08

Dont you just love poker people.

"""	Small blind		£0.04	£0.04	£2.75
******	Big blind		£0.08	£0.12	£32.32
	Your hole cards	Q K
******	Call		£0.08	£0.20	£17.37
Ozzie08	Raise		£0.32	£0.52	£19.04
"""	Fold
******	Raise		£1.20	£1.72	£31.12
"""	Fold
Ozzie08	Call		£0.96	£2.68	£18.08
Flop
		J 7 3
******	Bet		£2.68	£5.36	£28.44
Ozzie08	Raise		£6.00	£11.36	£12.08
******	Raise		£6.64	£18.00	£21.80
Ozzie08	All-in		£12.08	£30.08	£0.00
******	Call		£8.76	£38.84	£13.04
******	Show	A J
Ozzie08	Show	Q K
Turn
		A
River
		A
*****	Win	Full House, Aces and Jacks	£37.04		£50.08

SwansFC

ouch ouch ouch. ul mate

kirstii

As sick as it is, this is why we play poker, in the long run you'll be able to pay off a mortage with people calling you like that!

phil12uk

Thats just vile - so vul

IRISHROVER

even a wizard could not stop that coming down the tracks,

disgustingggggggggggggggggggg !

oynutter

well flop me flappery doo dahs--!!--that is bbbbaaaaddd---ul oz m8

pr1nnyraid

the worst is when the turn comes you take a breath and your head goes blank as you whisper please dont....

on the bright side well done for working up your stack.

Tikay10

Unlucky Ozzie - sort of.

You went in behind, & came out behind, but boy, you had some fun ride there! 

repton3

Not sure how he was behind with his made flush vs top pair ;p

Tikay10

In Response to Re: Sick, just Sick lol:

Not sure how he was behind with his made flush vs top pair ;p
Posted by repton3

Agreed.

Definitions of "sick" vary from person to person. Personally, if someone goes into the hand behind, it's never a "sick" beat imo.

He was unlucky, for sure. But he needed to get lucky to go ahead........

Joseph Keller wrote a most wonderful book about that sort of thing - well worth a read.

MereNovice

In Response to Re: Sick, just Sick lol:

In Response to Re: Sick, just Sick lol : Agreed. Definitions of "sick" vary from person to person. Personally, if someone goes into the hand behind, it's never a "sick" beat imo. He was unlucky, for sure. But he needed to get lucky to go ahead........ Joseph Keller wrote a most wonderful book about that sort of thing - well worth a read.
Posted by Tikay10

Joseph Keller, the Professor of Mathematics?

Tikay10

I'm SURE I typed Joseph Heller.......

Must get this keyboard mended......

acebarry10

In Response to Re: Sick, just Sick lol:

I'm SURE I typed Joseph H eller....... Must get this keyboard mended......
Posted by Tikay10

Lol, maybe the steam wasnt stong enough to get to the H, would only go as far as the K

MereNovice

In Response to Re: Sick, just Sick lol:

I'm SURE I typed Joseph H eller....... Must get this keyboard mended......
Posted by Tikay10

Catch 22???
My favourite book by a distance.

diablo_pez

In Response to Re: Sick, just Sick lol:

Unlucky Ozzie - sort of. You went in behind, & came out behind, but boy, you had some fun ride there!  
Posted by Tikay10

Surely you can't look at it as simply as that lol

Ozzie put in £1.28 as a 42% dog and £18.08 as a 97% favorite!!!

J-Hartigan

In Response to Re: Sick, just Sick lol:

In Response to Re: Sick, just Sick lol : Catch 22??? My favourite book by a distance.
Posted by MereNovice

What if everyone felt that way about it?

Tikay10

In Response to Re: Sick, just Sick lol:

In Response to Re: Sick, just Sick lol : Catch 22??? My favourite book by a distance.
Posted by MereNovice

Not wrong. I've read it 20 times or more, & I'm still finding new irony in it, it's stunningly well written.

J-Hartigan

In Response to Re: Sick, just Sick lol:

In Response to Re: Sick, just Sick lol : Not wrong. I've read it 20 times or more, & I'm still finding new irony in it, it's stunningly well written.
Posted by Tikay10

Have you read Closing Time, Tikay?  A very disappointing sequel!

OnlyOneCT

In Response to Re: Sick, just Sick lol:

I'm SURE I typed Joseph H eller....... Must get this keyboard mended......
Posted by Tikay10

Very fine Cheshire Cheesemaker is Joseph Heller. Sponsors some of the big races throughout the summer at Chester Racecourse aswell!!

unknown_username

WANT MY GUN OZZMAN.....IF NOT ID GLADLY DO 4 U XX

unknown_username

Ouch, sortta makes me feel better about this. - The fact we were 1st and 3rd in chips didn;t help either!

DUTCHESS62	Small blind		300.00	300.00	4680.00
shawsok	Big blind		600.00	900.00	20232.50
	Your hole cards	K 10
vanbuuts	Raise		1800.00	2700.00	28601.25
glenn03	Fold
frothunder	Call		1800.00	4500.00	42107.11
ian57	Fold
DUTCHESS62	Fold
shawsok	Fold
Flop
		10 10 J
vanbuuts	Check
frothunder	Bet		2250.00	6750.00	39857.11
vanbuuts	Raise		4800.00	11550.00	23801.25
frothunder	Raise		8400.00	19950.00	31457.11
vanbuuts	All-in		23801.25	43751.25	0.00
frothunder	Call		17951.25	61702.50	13505.86
vanbuuts	Show	K 10
frothunder	Show	A J
Turn
		Q
River
		J
frothunder	Win	Full House, Jacks and 10s	61702.50		75208.36

MereNovice

In Response to Re: Sick, just Sick lol:

In Response to Re: Sick, just Sick lol : What if everyone felt that way about it?
Posted by J-Hartigan

"Then I'd be a damned fool to feel any different, wouldnt I?"

MereNovice

In Response to Re: Sick, just Sick lol:

In Response to Re: Sick, just Sick lol : Have you read Closing Time, Tikay?  A very disappointing sequel!
Posted by J-Hartigan

Quoted from Wikipedia:

Told by an interviewer that he had never produced anything else as good as Catch-22, Heller famously responded, "Who has?"

loonytoons

In Response to Re: Sick, just Sick lol:

In Response to Re: Sick, just Sick lol : Quoted from Wikipedia: Told by an interviewer that he had never produced anything else as good as Catch-22 , Heller famously responded, "Who has?"
Posted by MereNovice

must be bull sh it then lol