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Team Orford - Surrender NOW.
It's been huge fun, but you are 3-1 down, & are gonna get battered tonight.
Here's the deal.
Surrender now, & as a gesture of goodwill, we are prepared to call it 4-1.
Failing that, we are going to get on your case big time, & it might get messy.
You know it makes sense.
You have ONE HOUR to accept this offer.
In the absence of a reply, we will assume you have surrendered.
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I'm off for my afternoon-ly power-nap. I expect to see your formal surrender when I return.
I hope thats quite clear.
DREAM ON JAEGER WE WILL TAKE THIS DOWN LIKE WE HAVE EVERY OTHER AND THE OST-RICH ORFORD WILL BE SEEN HEADING FOR THE NEAREST BUCKET OF SAND TO BURY HIS HEAD IN AND PRETEND YET AGAIN HE IS NOT GETTING HAMMERED REMEMBER ONE THING IF NOTHING ELSE TONIGHT ................................. YOU HAVE LOST !!!!!!
So for one last time:
UP THE ORFORDITES
and
IN ORFORD WE TRUST!!!!!
That is all!
OnlyOne Luckbox!!
GL tonight.. and er.. if you could just sign this for me please.. don't worry about reading it. All will be become clear in January. Just sign please. Good. Thank you xx
Tonight will be ours..Orffordonians rule !!
Gl to you and Tikay Paul Gaultier tonight even though it will be a glorious victory for the Orford!
That is all!
xx
Good luck with the er..'winning' xx
Just like to add that our leader and followers have shown alot more class during these events, TK ers have tried every trick in the book to win. I think this famous poem sums up the Orfordites
IF you can keep your head when all about you
Are losing theirs and blaming it on you,
If you can trust yourself when all men doubt you,
But make allowance for their doubting too;
If you can wait and not be tired by waiting,
Or being lied about, don't deal in lies,
Or being hated, don't give way to hating,
And yet don't look too good, nor talk too wise:
If you can dream - and not make dreams your master;
If you can think - and not make thoughts your aim;
If you can meet with Triumph and Disaster
And treat those two impostors just the same;
If you can bear to hear the truth you've spoken
Twisted by knaves to make a trap for fools,
Or watch the things you gave your life to, broken,
And stoop and build 'em up with worn-out tools:
If you can make one heap of all your winnings
And risk it on one turn of pitch-and-toss,
And lose, and start again at your beginnings
And never breathe a word about your loss;
If you can force your heart and nerve and sinew
To serve your turn long after they are gone,
And so hold on when there is nothing in you
Except the Will which says to them: 'Hold on!'
If you can talk with crowds and keep your virtue,
' Or walk with Kings - nor lose the common touch,
if neither foes nor loving friends can hurt you,
If all men count with you, but none too much;
If you can fill the unforgiving minute
With sixty seconds' worth of distance run,
Yours is the Earth and everything that's in it,
And - which is more - you'll be a Man, my son!
And the TK POEM
What’s all the fuss about? Some clever ar*ehole stole half the worlds loot, so what, so what’s the deal, they can print some more so the rest of us can steal some, can’t they ?
Greed is good for you, it makes you fat and lazy, but it helps to keep the work force turning over, sack the first lot then hire the next lot at half their pay, now that make sound greed sense.
-1
And finally in the words of Captain Chaos "I feel very confident that we will be.. triumphant!"
Hush now and MAN-UP Elliott!!
GL this eve xx
Surely this thread should be moved to Area 51!! Team Tikay are living in a fantasy world if they think we would even consider surrender!
Please put this nonsense in its proper place!!!!
weve lit the fuse, and were ready to blow, we dont care where we are or where we go, you betta run for cover when the torny kicks off..... this is your last chance
YOU CANT STOP THIS!!!!!!
Orfordian till i die!!!!!!
No surrender then? OK. You asked for it.
Prepare to meet thy booooooooooooooom
BOOOOOOOOOM!!!