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At first we were afraid we were petrified
Kept thinking we could never live without you by our side
But then we spent so many nights
Thinking how you did us wrong
And we grew strong
And we learned how to get along
And now you're back
from outer space
You just walked in to find us here with that sad look upon your face
We should have changed that stupid PIN
We should have made you leave your key
If we’d known for just one second you'd back to nag tikay
Go on now, go walk out the door
Just turn around now
'Cause you're not welcome anymore
Weren't you the one who tried to hurt us with “goodbyes”
Do you think we’d crumble
Did you think we'd lay down and die?
Oh no, not sky. sky will survive
Oh as long as we know how to shove
We know we'll stay alive
We've got all our chips to give
We've got all our roll to give and we'll survive
We will survive,
We will survive!
Comments
In Response to Forum Karaoke for IDCU:
Don't want to be a part of it
IDCU, IDCU
These vagabond shoes, are longing to stray
Right through the very heart of it
IDCU, IDCU
I want to wake up, on a poker site that never sleeps
And find I'm king of the hill
Top of the heap
These little laptop blues, are melting away
I'll make a brand new start of it
In old Sky Poker
If I can make it there, I'll make it anywhere
It's up to you, IDCU, IDCU
never can say goodbye by the communards perfectly apt..............................
It was The Jackson Five!!
How can I ever change things that I feel?
If I could maybe I'd give you my roll
How can I when you can't take it from me?
You can go your own way! Go to another site
You can call it another lonely day
Another Lonely day
You can go your own way!
Go your own way
Should I stay or should I go?
If you say that you are mine
I'll be here 'til the end of time
So you got to let me know
Should I stay or should I go?
It's always tease tease tease
You're happy when I'm on my knees
One day is fine and next is black
So if you want me off your back
Well come on an' let me know
Should I Stay or should I go?
Should I stay or should I go now?
Should I stay or should I go now?
If I go there will be trouble
An' if I stay it will be double
So come on and let me know
I'm like a rubber ball
Tikay that's all that I am to you
(Bouncy, bouncy) (bouncy, bouncy)
Just a rubber ball
'Cause I'll see this next hand through
(Bouncy, bouncy) (bouncy, bouncy)
You bounce my hearts flush around
(You don't even put Ace high down)
And like a rubber ball
I come raisin' back to you
Rubber ball, I come raisin' back to you
Play me heads up and you'll wonder who
Took your chips it's Idonkcallyou
And like a rubber ball, I'll come bouncin' back to you
Rubber ball, I'll come bouncin' back to you
You bounce my hearts flush around
(You don't even put Ace high down)
And like a rubber ball, I come bouncin' back to you
Rubber ball, I come bouncin' back to you
Ah-ooh-ooh-ooh-ooh
(Bouncy, bouncy) (bouncy, bouncy)
(Bouncy, bouncy) (bouncy, bouncy)
Eee-eee-eee
I'm like a rubber band
Crack my aces and I'll be back
(Bouncy, bouncy) (bouncy, bouncy)
Just a rubber band
Because you'll never get my stack
(Bouncy, bouncy) (bouncy, bouncy)
You go allin and I snap call
Cos I know you've got begger all
But like a rubber ball, I come bouncin' back to you
Rubber ball, I come bouncin' back to you
Rubber ball, I'll come bouncin' back to you
Rubber ball, I'll come bouncin' back to you
Rubber ball, I'll come bouncin' back to you
He was afraid to put cash on the table
He was afraid that they would all just crash
But then he heard of the PS4 promo
And decided to give it a bash
One, two, three, four; DYMs I’ll play no more
It was so “oh-my-God-it’s-so-annoying, really-tilting-and-frustrating”
His laptop is pushed to the hilt
He’s only “here-to-win-that-fine-Playstation, then-he’s-gone-and-he-ain’t-faking”
Then he’ll donk out on Stars or Full Tilt
One, two, three four; bye Sky Poker, where’s the door?
You were my worth
But you didn't know all the ways I loved you, no
So I took a chance
And pilled the chips in,
But I didnt think my bet would come crashing down, no
You don't have to say, what you did,
I already know, bad beat again
Now there's just no chance, PS4 and me, there'll never be
And don't it make you sad about it
You told me you'd call me
I didnt care, I had the boat
Now he tells me he'll call me
When the third three, hits the turn
Dealer I refuse, I am so bemused
Is this a lie?
This guy has turned quad threes, and now it's my turn
To cry, deal me a river
Deal me a river-er
Deal me a river
Deal me a river-er, yea yea
River Man(Nick Drake)
IDonk came by on his way
Said he had a word to say
About things today
And leaving leaves
Said he hadn’t heard the news
Hadn’t had the time to choose
A way to lose
But he believes
Gonna see the river man
Gonna tell him all I can
About the plan
For outdraw time
If he tells me all he knows
About the way the river goes
And all night shows
On 861
IDonk said he prayed today
For the Sky to blow away
Or maybe stay
He wasn’t sure
For when he thought of poker pain
Calling for his mind again
He lost the pain
And stayed for more
Gonna to see the river man
Gonna to tell him all I can
About the ban
On posting spam
If he tells me all he knows
About the way the river goes
I don’t suppose
It’s meant for me
Oh, how they come and go
(Original tune)
Hello,
Is there anybody in there?
Just nod if you can hear us IDCU
Is there anyone home?
Come on
Now
We hear you're feeling down
We can ease your pain
Get you playing on Sky again
Relax
We'll need some information first
Just the basic facts
Can you show us where it hurts?
There is no pain if you are leaving
A distant poker player on the horizon
You are only coming through in c4p
Your lips move
But we can't hear what you're saying
When u joined sky u had a fever
Your hands felt just like
any two cards
Now you've got that feeling once again
You can't explain
We would not understand
This is not how u are
IDCU... Has become comfortably numb
O.K.
Just a little ps4 game
There'll be no more aaaaaaaah!
until you have another freeze
Can you stand up?
we do believe it's working
Good
That'll keep you going through the comp
If not
It'll be time to go
There is no pain if you are leaving
A distant poker player on the horizon
You are only coming through in c4p
Your lips move
But we can't hear what you're saying
When u joined sky
u played an mtt
and lots of crazy frenzies
we turn to look but it’s now gone
all we see are the dyms
The child is grown
The dream is gone
IDCU... Has become comfortably numb
DoubleAA, get recording a new video. It'll win you the thread & a place in TOTP next month, worth at least a tenner!
if u leave me now u take away the biggest part of me woooooooo please dont goooo
Now Donk, there's some news I have found
I said, now Donk, PS4s going round
I said, quick Donk, for the top you are bound
There's no need to say you’re leaving
Young Donk, there's a promo I know
I said, here Donk, watch those cash for points grow
You can do it, and I'm sure you will see
That it’s better than your PS3
It's fun to listen to I.D.C.U.
It's good to make fun of I.D.C.U.
‘cause that console is king; let’s start making some noise
That machine is your brand new toy
It's fun to listen to I.D.C.U.
It's good to make fun of I.D.C.U.
‘cause the graphics are great, and the games are unreal
It’s got power you can’t conceal
So Donk, do you hear what I say?
I said, hey Donk, have you started to play?
I said, now Donk, it’s simpler than it seems
You can fill all of your dreams!
Our Donk does it all by himself
I said, this Donk, sacrifices his health
He will get there; he’s our I.D.C.U.
And he’s out to stack you too
It's fun to listen to I.D.C.U.
It's good to make fun of I.D.C.U.
There’s no need to leave Sky; just stop tilting and such
Then your game will improve so much
It's fun to listen to I.D.C.U.
It's good to make fun of I.D.C.U.
Play your regular games; don’t play when you see red
When you’re tired just go to bed
Young Donk, I raised once in your blind
I said, then Donk, you came back from behind
I thought: “oh no, this Donk is the real deal”
And your blind I could not steal
That's when, in the chat box I see,
That you, spelled atrociously
But that’s, just our I.D.C.U.
And he does not care, it’s true
It's fun to listen to I.D.C.U.
It's good to make fun of I.D.C.U.
Just pull out the stops; win that PS4 race
Don’t settle for eleventh place
Young Donk, young Donk, there’s no need to feel down
Young Donk, young Donk, pick yourself off the ground
...and fade.
yep, that's a good one.
I am doing the arm motions right now.
I = Arms together vertically
D = Bend left elbow
C = Both arms to the left
U = Raise arms with elbows bent
don't know which outfit is most appropriate.