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Forum Karaoke for IDCU

edited January 2014 in Poker Chat

At first we were afraid we were petrified

Kept thinking we could never live without you by our side

But then we spent so many nights

Thinking how you did us wrong

And we grew strong

And we learned how to get along

 

And now you're back

from outer space

You just walked in to find us here with that sad look upon your face

We should have changed that stupid PIN

We should have made you leave your key

If we’d known for just one second you'd back to nag tikay

Go on now, go walk out the door

Just turn around now

'Cause you're not welcome anymore

Weren't you the one who tried to hurt us with “goodbyes”

Do you think we’d crumble

Did you think we'd lay down and die?

 

Oh no, not sky. sky will survive

Oh as long as we know how to shove

We know we'll stay alive

We've got all our chips to give

We've got all our roll to give and we'll survive

We will survive,

We will survive!

 

 


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  • edited January 2014
    creative genius
  • edited January 2014
    Haha - and I thought I had too much time on my hands, finding Tommy C's journal in my attic... ;)
  • edited January 2014
    Haha, brilliant.

    In Response to Forum Karaoke for IDCU:
    At first we were afraid we were petrified Kept thinking we could never live without you by our side But then we spent so many nights Thinking how you did us wrong And we grew strong And we learned how to get along   And now you're back from outer space You just walked in to find us here with that sad look upon your face We should have changed that stupid PIN We should have made you leave your key If we’d known for just one second you'd back to nag tikay Go on now, go walk out the door Just turn around now 'Cause you're not welcome anymore Weren't you the one who tried to hurt us with “goodbyes” Do you think we’d crumble Did you think we'd lay down and die?   Oh no, not sky. sky will survive Oh as long as we know how to shove We know we'll stay alive We've got all our chips to give We've got all our roll to give and we'll survive We will survive, We will survive!    
    Posted by aussie09
  • edited January 2014
    Start spreadin' the news, He's leavin' today
    Don't want to be a part of it
    IDCU, IDCU
    These vagabond shoes, are longing to stray
    Right through the very heart of it
    IDCU, IDCU

    I want to wake up, on a poker site that never sleeps
    And find I'm king of the hill
    Top of the heap

    These little laptop blues, are melting away
    I'll make a brand new start of it
    In old Sky Poker
    If I can make it there, I'll make it anywhere
    It's up to you, IDCU, IDCU

  • edited January 2014

    never can say goodbye by the communards perfectly apt..............................

  • edited January 2014
    In Response to Re: Forum Karaoke for IDCU:
    never can say goodbye by the communards perfectly apt..............................
    Posted by CHILLIE
    Sigh.

    It was The Jackson Five!!
  • edited January 2014



    Thought there were only 4 of them.
  • edited January 2014
    In Response to Re: Forum Karaoke for IDCU:
    In Response to Re: Forum Karaoke for IDCU : Sigh. It was The Jackson Five!!
    Posted by Slipwater
    More famously by Gloria Gaynor.
  • edited January 2014
    In Response to Re: Forum Karaoke for IDCU:
    In Response to Re: Forum Karaoke for IDCU : Sigh. It was The Jackson Five!!
    Posted by Slipwater
    Were the Jackson 5 Paul, Ben, Pollock, Quintin and Samuel L?
  • edited January 2014
    Playing you isn't the right thing to do
    How can I ever change things that I feel?
    If I could maybe I'd give you my roll
    How can I when you can't take it from me?

    You can go your own way! Go to another site
    You can call it another lonely day
    Another Lonely day
    You can go your own way!
    Go your own way
  • edited January 2014
    In Response to Re: Forum Karaoke for IDCU:
    In Response to Re: Forum Karaoke for IDCU : More famously by Gloria Gaynor.
    Posted by FlyingDagg
    No, The Jackson Five was by far the most popular (and superior) version!
  • edited January 2014


    I can tell by your eyes

    that you've probably

    been trying forever.....

    and the beats on sky

    don't mean nothing to you

    they're a mirage

    you dont wanna talk about it

    .....how it broke your'e bank roll....

    but if you stay here 

    just a little bit longer....

    if you stay here

    won't we listen...

    to your heart....

    ....whoa....your heart...

    if you stand up from the table

    will the hurt

    hide the colours of your cards

    blue for a play station

    black for the cash for points


    the beats on sky

    dont mean nothing to you

    they're a mirror

    you dont wanna talk about it

    .....how you broke your bank roll
  • edited January 2014
    Darlin' you got to let me know
    Should I stay or should I go?
    If you say that you are mine
    I'll be here 'til the end of time
    So you got to let me know
    Should I stay or should I go?

    It's always tease tease tease
    You're happy when I'm on my knees
    One day is fine and next is black
    So if you want me off your back
    Well come on an' let me know
    Should I Stay or should I go?

    Should I stay or should I go now?
    Should I stay or should I go now?
    If I go there will be trouble
    An' if I stay it will be double
    So come on and let me know
  • edited January 2014

    I'm like a rubber ball
    Tikay that's all that I am to you
    (Bouncy, bouncy) (bouncy, bouncy)
    Just a rubber ball
    'Cause I'll see this next hand through
    (Bouncy, bouncy) (bouncy, bouncy)
    You bounce my hearts flush around
    (You don't even put Ace high down)
    And like a rubber ball
    I come raisin' back to you
    Rubber ball, I come raisin' back to you


    Play me heads up and you'll wonder who
    Took your chips it's Idonkcallyou
    And like a rubber ball, I'll come bouncin' back to you
    Rubber ball, I'll come bouncin' back to you


    You bounce my hearts flush around
    (You don't even put Ace high down)
    And like a rubber ball, I come bouncin' back to you
    Rubber ball, I come bouncin' back to you
    Ah-ooh-ooh-ooh-ooh
    (Bouncy, bouncy) (bouncy, bouncy)
    (Bouncy, bouncy) (bouncy, bouncy)
    Eee-eee-eee


    I'm like a rubber band
    Crack my aces and I'll be back
    (Bouncy, bouncy) (bouncy, bouncy)
    Just a rubber band
    Because you'll never get my stack
    (Bouncy, bouncy) (bouncy, bouncy)
    You go allin and I snap call
    Cos I know you've got begger all
    But like a rubber ball, I come bouncin' back to you
    Rubber ball, I come bouncin' back to you
    Rubber ball, I'll come bouncin' back to you
    Rubber ball, I'll come bouncin' back to you
    Rubber ball, I'll come bouncin' back to you

  • edited January 2014
    In Response to Re: Forum Karaoke for IDCU:
    In Response to Re: Forum Karaoke for IDCU : Sigh. It was The Jackson Five!!
    Posted by Slipwater
    redone by jimmy Summerville in the 80s sign
  • edited January 2014
    To the tune of Itsy-Bitsy-Teeny-Weeny-Yellow-Polka-Dot-Bikini

    He was afraid to put cash on the table
    He was afraid that they would all just crash
    But then he heard of the PS4 promo
    And decided to give it a bash

    One, two, three, four; DYMs I’ll play no more

    It was so “oh-my-God-it’s-so-annoying, really-tilting-and-frustrating”
    His laptop is pushed to the hilt
    He’s only “here-to-win-that-fine-Playstation, then-he’s-gone-and-he-ain’t-faking”
    Then he’ll donk out on Stars or Full Tilt

    One, two, three four; bye Sky Poker, where’s the door?
  • edited January 2014
                                                          "Deal Me A River"

    You were my fun
    You were my worth
    But you didn't know all the ways I loved you, no
    So I took a chance
    And pilled the chips in,
    But I didnt think my bet would come crashing down, no

    You don't have to say, what you did,
    I already know, bad beat again
    Now there's just no chance, PS4 and me, there'll never be
    And don't it make you sad about it

    You told me you'd call me
    I didnt care, I had the boat
    Now he tells me he'll call me
    When the third three, hits the turn
    Dealer I refuse, I am so bemused
    Is this a lie?
    This guy has turned quad threes, and now it's my turn
    To cry, deal me a river
    Deal me a river-er
    Deal me a river
    Deal me a river-er, yea yea
  • edited January 2014
    In Response to Re: Forum Karaoke for IDCU:
    In Response to Re: Forum Karaoke for IDCU : redone by jimmy Summerville in the 80s sign
    Posted by CHILLIE
    Yes, I remember it, but it's an annoyance when people cite cover versions.... it invariably means they're too young to know the original, and reminds me that I'm not! ;)
  • edited January 2014
    In Response to Re: Forum Karaoke for IDCU:
    In Response to Re: Forum Karaoke for IDCU : Yes, I remember it, but it's an annoyance when people cite cover versions.... it invariably means they're too young to know the original, and reminds me that I'm not! ;)
    Posted by Slipwater
    hit the nail on the head lol
  • edited January 2014
    rofl! These are hilarious! :)
  • edited January 2014

    River Man(Nick Drake)

     

    IDonk came by on his way
    Said he had a word to say
    About things today
    And leaving leaves

    Said he hadn’t heard the news
    Hadn’t had the time to choose
    A way to lose
    But he believes

    Gonna see the river man
    Gonna tell him all I can
    About the plan
    For outdraw time

    If he tells me all he knows
    About the way the river goes
    And all night shows
    On 861

    IDonk said he prayed today
    For the Sky to blow away
    Or maybe stay
    He wasn’t sure

    For when he thought of poker pain
    Calling for his mind again
    He lost the pain
    And stayed for more

    Gonna to see the river man
    Gonna to tell him all I can
    About the ban
    On posting spam

    If he tells me all he knows
    About the way the river goes
    I don’t suppose
    It’s meant for me

    Oh, how they come and go

     

     

    (Original tune)

  • edited January 2014

    Comfortably Numb (Pink Floyd)

    Hello,
    Is there anybody in there?
    Just nod if you can hear us IDCU
    Is there anyone home?

    Come on
    Now
    We hear you're feeling down
    We can ease your pain
    Get you playing on Sky again

    Relax
    We'll need some information first
    Just the basic facts
    Can you show us where it hurts?

    There is no pain if you are leaving
    A distant poker player on the horizon
    You are only coming through in c4p
    Your lips move
    But we can't hear what you're saying

    When u joined sky u had a fever
    Your hands felt just like
    any two cards
    Now you've got that feeling once again
    You can't explain
    We would not understand
    This is not how u are

    IDCU... Has become comfortably numb

    O.K.
    Just a little ps4 game
    There'll be no more aaaaaaaah!
    until you have another freeze

    Can you stand up?
    we do believe it's working
    Good
    That'll keep you going through the comp
    If not
    It'll be time to go

    There is no pain if you are leaving
    A distant poker player on the horizon
    You are only coming through in c4p
    Your lips move
    But we can't hear what you're saying

    When u joined sky
    u played an mtt
    and lots of crazy frenzies

    we turn to look but it’s now gone
    all we see are the dyms
    The child is grown
    The dream is gone
    IDCU... Has become comfortably numb

  • edited January 2014

    DoubleAA, get recording a new video. It'll win you the thread & a place in TOTP next month, worth at least a tenner! :D
  • edited January 2014
    Goodbye my lover goodbye my freind u have been the 1 u have been the 1 for meeeeeeeee



    if u leave me now u take away the biggest part of me woooooooo please dont goooo
  • edited January 2014
    I was happy in the haze of a double points hour, 
    but heaven knows im miserable now
    I was looking for a sob, and I found a sob,
    Heaven knows im miserable now.

    In my life why do I give valuable time,
    To people who dont care when I say goodbye

    'Fairy and 'mind have passed me by, 
    and heaven knows im miserable now,
    I was looking for a sob, and I found a sob
    Heaven know im miserable now

    In my life, why do I smile at promotions that only  make me cry

    What they said to me at the end of the game, tikay would have blushed
    Ive playing on this site far too long you said,So I naturally fled,

    In my life, why do I smile,
    At promotions that will only make me say goodbye...

  • edited January 2014
    "I.D.C.U."

    Now Donk, there's some news I have found
    I said, now Donk, PS4s going round
    I said, quick Donk, for the top you are bound
    There's no need to say you’re leaving

    Young Donk, there's a promo I know
    I said, here Donk, watch those cash for points grow
    You can do it, and I'm sure you will see
    That it’s better than your PS3

    It's fun to listen to I.D.C.U.
    It's good to make fun of I.D.C.U.

    ‘cause that console is king; let’s start making some noise
    That machine is your brand new toy

    It's fun to listen to I.D.C.U.
    It's good to make fun of I.D.C.U.

    ‘cause the graphics are great, and the games are unreal
    It’s got power you can’t conceal

    So Donk, do you hear what I say?
    I said, hey Donk, have you started to play?
    I said, now Donk, it’s simpler than it seems
    You can fill all of your dreams!

    Our Donk does it all by himself
    I said, this Donk, sacrifices his health
    He will get there; he’s our I.D.C.U.
    And he’s out to stack you too

    It's fun to listen to I.D.C.U.
    It's good to make fun of I.D.C.U.

    There’s no need to leave Sky; just stop tilting and such
    Then your game will improve so much

    It's fun to listen to I.D.C.U.
    It's good to make fun of I.D.C.U.

    Play your regular games; don’t play when you see red
    When you’re tired just go to bed

    Young Donk, I raised once in your blind
    I said, then Donk, you came back from behind
    I thought: “oh no, this Donk is the real deal”
    And your blind I could not steal

    That's when, in the chat box I see,
    That you, spelled atrociously
    But that’s, just our I.D.C.U.
    And he does not care, it’s true

    It's fun to listen to I.D.C.U.
    It's good to make fun of I.D.C.U.

    Just pull out the stops; win that PS4 race
    Don’t settle for eleventh place

    Young Donk, young Donk, there’s no need to feel down
    Young Donk, young Donk, pick yourself off the ground

     ...and fade. ;)
  • edited January 2014
    In Response to Re: Forum Karaoke for IDCU:
    "I.D.C.U." Now Donk, there's some news I have found I said, now Donk, PS4s going round I said, quick Donk, for the top you are bound There's no need to say you’re leaving Young Donk, there's a promo I know I said, here Donk, watch those cash for points grow You can do it, and I'm sure you will see That it’s better than your PS3 It's fun to listen to I.D.C.U. It's good to make fun of I.D.C.U. ‘cause that console is king; let’s start making some noise That machine is your brand new toy It's fun to listen to I.D.C.U. It's good to make fun of I.D.C.U. ‘cause the graphics are great, and the games are unreal It’s got power you can’t conceal So Donk, do you hear what I say? I said, hey Donk, have you started to play? I said, now Donk, it’s simpler than it seems You can fill all of your dreams! Our Donk does it all by himself I said, this Donk, sacrifices his health He will get there; he’s our I.D.C.U. And he’s out to stack you too It's fun to listen to I.D.C.U. It's good to make fun of I.D.C.U. There’s no need to leave Sky; just stop tilting and such Then your game will improve so much It's fun to listen to I.D.C.U. It's good to make fun of I.D.C.U. Play your regular games; don’t play when you see red When you’re tired just go to bed Young Donk, I raised once in your blind I said, then Donk, you came back from behind I thought: “oh no, this Donk is the real deal” And your blind I could not steal That's when, in the chat box I see, That you, spelled atrociously But that’s, just our I.D.C.U. And he does not care, it’s true It's fun to listen to I.D.C.U. It's good to make fun of I.D.C.U. Just pull out the stops; win that PS4 race Don’t settle for eleventh place Young Donk, young Donk, there’s no need to feel down Young Donk, young Donk, pick yourself off the ground   ...and fade.   ;)
    Posted by Slipwater

    yep, that's a good one. 

    I am doing the arm motions right now.

    I = Arms together vertically
    D = Bend left elbow
    C = Both arms to the left
    U = Raise arms with elbows bent

    don't know which outfit is most appropriate.



     


  • edited January 2014
    Can I be the cowboy with the crotchless chaps?
  • edited January 2014
    In Response to Re: Forum Karaoke for IDCU:
    Can I be the cowboy with the crotchless chaps?
    Posted by cenachav
    of course, no need to change at all.



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