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A blatant plea to the TKO organiser/ SkyRich/SkyDes
As you may be aware, i might not be able to access the site for 2-3 weeks so please please pretty Lisa-Marie please can you register me for the next challenge. My preference would be for NOT TEAM TIKAY............i have correspended with all the willing challengers and they are all happy for me to be on their team (whoever it may be))
Thank You in advance
David Jaevid Jaegerplop Jaegerbomb
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Jaegerbomb is an integral part of TKO - it would be missing one of its greatest assets if a small technicality prevented him from playing.
I'm sure whoever is the captain of the challenging team would be delighted to have him on board. ;-)
OFFICIAL ANNOUNCEMENT
Plopper Bloke contacted me last night, & we have signed a Peace Agreement. He has now committed himself to team Tikay for life, along with Rich Orford & A-J Lisa.
I am happy to welcome them into my Winning Team, & will be assigning them Managerial Positions in due course.
When i made a polite enquiry about joining Team Tikay for the next incarnation some time ago, the response i received from yourself was of a "ummmm" and "errrr" and "we will get back to you" nature. Can i ask does that response still apply to myself becoming a potential member of Team Tikay?....
Here are some of the reasons why i could become a future member of Team Tikay for the next incarnation:
* I don't support West Bromwich Albion!!!
* I certainly don't support Yorkshire County Cricket Club!!!
* I am the leader of the luckbox massive (Q-9 off suit is the greatest hand in poker to go all-in with according to me!) and you had nooooo luckboxes in your team during the 1st incarnation.
* I would NEVER discriminate against anyone that has a passion for Trains
* I know quite a few females in Newcastle that may well be railing me during SPT Newcastle and that would love to meet you personally!.
* If you ever wanted to appear on a Gok Wan show mainly due to some of your fashion faux pas photos of yourself that you have posted on the Sky Poker Website and that is on the "Tony Kendall Appreiciation Society" on Facebook then that can be easily sorted out as a good friend of mine appeared on the last series of "Gok's Fashion Fix" and still has contact with the production company that makes the show - SERIOUSLY!!!
I look forward to hearing your response!!!
Danke Schon,
OnlyOneCTLuckLucketyCraigLuckBox!!
That is all!!!
Starting the propaganda war early will not save you from an embarrassing defeat!
Lisa-Marie......erm.....sorry.......erm.....our new leader whoever she.....I mean......whoever THEY may be, WILL BE VICTORIOUS!!!!!!!!!!
And there's nothing you can do about it!!
This is mutiny!
The whole of Team Blue Rinse are luckboxes as the results from roulette and velocity show! Keep the luckbox massive where it belongs!
Don't do it, you're being brainwashed!!
The Burgundy fields are just that - Bungundy - not the green and pleasant pastures of LML Manor!! Oops....er...........
Puuuuurrrrrrrllllleeeeeaaaaase reconsider your position!!
CONTROL YOURSELF MAN!!
Now if you'll just sign this little peice of paper committing yourself to being under me (In the capacity of team Heckler in Chief obviously) I will make sure that you are on the Winning team. WORRY NOT. THANK YOU.
Traitor - you are off my xmas pressie list
ER.. Boss.. I have tried and tried and tried.. BUt as far as Jaegerplop is concered he will not be budged. He says that he has been offerered a position equal to that of Sir Ost-Rich of Orford in the new UPRISING for whoever it is that has committed the ultimate sacrifice.. er I mean betrayal and chosen to stand against you.
To be clear JEAGERBOMB IS TO SIGNED UP TO WHICHEVER TEAM is NOT TEAM TIKAY!!!
PS. Wooooooooooooosh and Digsy, Orford sends his assurances that devotion to the cause of NOT TEAM TIKAY will be duly rewarded.
(sorry Boss I tried my hardest)
On the other Hand Hoggers and Darich have signed the 1000 page contract you sent me out to give them. Sadly.. I mean. YEY!
Applications are also pending from Rich Orford, Lisa, & Plopper. Mere has already signed up for the tikayers.
It's just i've been on a horrendous bad streak on the tables over the last month or so where i've played well enough and have had no luck whatsoever and my confidence has honestly dropped in spectacular fashion and people that know me better than anyone knows full well i am uber-competitive and i'm only happy if i'm part of a winning team or i win it for myself and anything less than that will simply not do.
I just want to make sure i am on the right team - A WINNING TEAM!!!
That is OK OnlyoneCraig... PhilLuckboxUK, Dav, Jaeger, MereVincy and Digsy have erm.. already found a light in the darkness.. Follow their lead and success will be sure to follow.
If you build it they will come.
You are loved and you will not fail. Worry not. The way will become clear...
Ps. YOU ROCK.
I can officially reveal That I well NEVER EVER EVERTON_EVER be on Team Tikay. I have already sworn my allegiance to royalty. And will be home in 16 days time to once again fight the evil tyranny that is tikayism.
Fear not trops, general may be in exile at mo, but still has ways and means to communicate!!
Ps Im gonna smash tikays prize trainset collection soon
hey David,
i've sent you a PM.
Well, when I say 100%, I mean unless you're up against Lisa-Marie (or Sarah or ...).
Erm, hate to break it to you Sweet Cheeks.. BUt you're not a 'Leader' any more.. and let's face it ..You weren't much of one to begin with
Just kidding of course.. We presenters need to look out for each other. Don't you worry Sunshine.
And as for Tikayers and Orfordites alike.. Free Will is offered to all.
But I am confident those in the know will make the right decision.
xLM
Ps.. ROSS, The light will be apparent.. And you are most welcome into it.. er.. so I've heard.