THE ALTERNATIVE LIVE SHOW THREAD!-+ live competition!

oynutter

Hi pokers and poked ---- Well, we all know how easy it is for a famous and well presented poker expert to host a night of fun and banter --- But--- What if DEFECTORS had never happened? ---- What if the make-up department were on strike!---- and what if Tikay had refused to waste four years of his life explaining how to appear competent? --- eh? -------- eh?

 Could any Tom, Richard, or Harry start a show thread and pretend to have his own show on the telly?----

 First question for tonights show --- How would you explain, in laymans terms, why Sky poker think it's a good idea to put our Richard Orford in such an awkward position, sat next to an actual poker expert----- and what do they hope to achieve by exposing Richard in such a cruel and callous manner? --

 Second question---- can you thnk of a poker question that Richard can easily answer, and yet Stuart would feel awkward and have trouble answering----

 The winner gets to post the question to Stuart and give Richard the only opportunity he may ever have of gaining any respect at all in the poker world, ever.

FlyingDagg

Hi oynutter about time you had your own show thread. First of all if the make up dept was on strike ther's only one solution - Cenachav hosting wearing that silly WWF mask. No make up required there.

 Your first question. It's obviously been the biggest wind up in TV history having Orford present a poker show. Why has he not twigged yet? There's definitely plenty of footage for a new programme called How To Present A Poker Show For 7 years And Learn Absolutely Nothing

 2nd question. Is Stuart Rutter the best analyst ever on Sky Poker? Richard would have a short sharp answer for that and Stuart would be far too modest to sing his own praises.

oynutter

In Response to Re: THE ALTERNATIVE LIVE SHOW THREAD!-+ live competition!:

Hi oynutter about time you had your own show thread. First of all if the make up dept was on strike ther's only one solution - Cenachav hosting wearing that silly WWF mask. No make up required there.  Your first question. It's obviously been the biggest wind up in TV history having Orford present a poker show. Why has he not twigged yet? There's definitely plenty of footage for a new programme called How To Present A Poker Show For 7 years And Learn Absolutely Nothing  2nd question. Is Stuart Rutter the best analyst ever on Sky Poker? Richard would have a short sharp answer for that and Stuart would be far too modest to sing his own praises.
Posted by FlyingDagg

 Good answers there Flyingdagg, but " learn absolutely nothing" seems a bit harsh --- Richard nearly went bald on top with the brain power he used in his effort to learn, and yet he has managed to cover that up!