Tikay tells Porkies :)

woooosh

On sky the other night he mentioned that he was a certain age but I have since discovered that he was born in the same year as my hubby! 

and I married a much older man (he told me he was rich) lol another fibber!

loonytoons

look at his profile - it says 42!!! must have got his waist size mixed up lol

woooosh

Thats a HUGE Porky

acebarry10

Hi whoooosh

We have known for some time, sorry

loonytoons

Lets get this sorted once and for all - Tikay age 42 on his profile ??? the man himself is very quiet on this, time to update the profile i think lol

NoseyBonk

He's actually just 32. He uses cosmetics to make himself appear older

MereNovice

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He's actually just 32. He uses cosmetics to make himself appear older
Posted by NoseyBonk

That's EXTREMELY impressive cosmetics.

J-Hartigan

For the record (I saw his passport in Las Vegas), Tikay is 78.

And, before you question that, remember the make-up girls in Feltham put a LOT of foundation on him before he's allowed anywhere near a camera...

MereNovice

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For the record (I saw his passport in Las Vegas), Tikay is 78. And, before you question that, remember the make-up girls in Feltham put a LOT of foundation on him before he's allowed anywhere near a camera...
Posted by J-Hartigan

You're soooooooooo gonna be in trouble when Tikay gets back.
I think you need to hide this thread where he won't find it.

Tikay10

No need, no need, especially from that Hartigan fella.

My profile says I'm 42, & I confess, it needs updating. That was a while back, when I first joined Sky Poker, of course.

 

RICHORFORD

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For the record (I saw his passport in Las Vegas), Tikay is 78. And, before you question that, remember the make-up girls in Feltham put a LOT of foundation on him before he's allowed anywhere near a camera...
Posted by J-Hartigan

Tikay is the only man I know who has to apply make-up in order to make himself look presentable enough to then visit the make-up room for his show make-up.

As for the 42 on his profile, it's because the Sky software has not allowed room for three figures. Thus the 1 from 142 is dropped to make things easier.

Hope this helps.

Tikay10

In Response to Re: Tikay tells Porkies :

In Response to Re: Tikay tells Porkies : Tikay is the only man I know who has to apply make-up in order to make himself look presentable enough to then visit the make-up room for his show make-up. As for the 42 on his profile, it's because the Sky software has not allowed room for three figures. Thus the 1 from 142 is dropped to make things easier. Hope this helps.
Posted by RICHORFORD

Who asked you to butt in?

Silent for days, see a thread about my age, whoooosh, Posting in a shot.

PS - Will you be playing in tonight's WINNERS Freeroll Rich?

RICHORFORD

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In Response to Re: Tikay tells Porkies : Who asked you to butt in? Silent for days, see a thread about my age, whoooosh, Posting in a shot. PS - Will you be playing in tonight's WINNERS Freeroll Rich?
Posted by Tikay10

No Tikay, my Orfordians and I will be watching the tournament from the best seats in the house- the high moral ground.

TiaDalma

Age Is but a number. Tikay looks goooodd!

MereNovice

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Age Is but a number. Tikay looks goooodd!
Posted by TiaDalma

Too much sherry?

TiaDalma

LOL. No It's the season of goodwill!

Any2Suited

HaHa Richorford love your post,is it lonely up there on the high moral mountain?....but still no chips or freerolls up there.

Dingdell

Announced today that Van Morrison's g/f had a baby this week. Van the man is 64. Charlie Chaplin fathered his last child when he was 73. Still time Tikay!

MereNovice

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Announced today that Van Morrison's g/f had a baby this week. Van the man is 64. Charlie Chaplin fathered his last child when he was 73. Still time Tikay!
Posted by Dingdell

... but it would be a new world record, right?

Dingdell

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In Response to Re: Tikay tells Porkies : ... but it would be a new world record, right?
Posted by MereNovice

Biblical probably - especially with the virgin birth aspect too.

Tikay10

Look, pack it in. my sex-drive is fine, I just have trouble getting the engine started these days.

Dingdell

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Look, pack it in. my sex-drive is fine, I just have trouble getting the engine started these days.
Posted by Tikay10

Ok there cowboy - no one mentioned your sex-drive.....in fact we were just encouraging you!

TiaDalma

We didn't doubt It Tikay, you just need the right person to give you abit of a jump start! X

unknown_username

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In Response to Re: Tikay tells Porkies : Ok there cowboy - no one mentioned your sex-drive.....in fact we were just encouraging you!
Posted by Dingdell

lol.. Just lol.

Dingdell

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We didn't doubt It Tikay, you just need the right person to give you abit of a jump start! X
Posted by TiaDalma

I suggest a Saturday night tv competition to find that person - a bit like the Total Player. It could the the X Rated Factor.

TiaDalma

LOL - brilliant

RICHORFORD

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In Response to Re: Tikay tells Porkies : I suggest a Saturday night tv competition to find that person - a bit like the Total Player. It could the the X Rated Factor.
Posted by Dingdell

Can I be one of the Mentors? My first 3 picks are- AceBarry, Father Vaigret and Scotty77

Guys, please send me your 'hand' histories, so I can see if you're suitable material.

Dingdell

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In Response to Re: Tikay tells Porkies : Can I be one of the Mentors? My first 3 picks are- AceBarry, Father Vaigret and Scotty77 Guys, please send me your 'hand' histories, so I can see if you're suitable material.
Posted by RICHORFORD

I imagine you're looking for big hands here Rich?

DiggerMan

Oh please!!! no more, I was just about to have dinner.....gone right off the idea now!

DiggerMan

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We didn't doubt It Tikay, you just need the right person to give you abit of a jump start! X
Posted by TiaDalma

Far far too much sherry!

RICHORFORD

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In Response to Re: Tikay tells Porkies : I imagine you're looking for big hands here Rich?
Posted by Dingdell

No Tracey, just consistent hand action and the ability to shove when needed.