Heeeelllllppppp ALIENS, Do you beleive?

acebarry10

lol barry....I thought you was on the liquer then,  I havent had no water for 3 days, the mains burst right outside, lucky enuff its back on now  so I havent got to keep putting deodorant on every time I go out the house.....lol

acebarry10

Hi all

Last night I was chatting to a gorgeous young lady and some guy call awful or something, when my front door bursted open and in piled these little green men who abducted me, and took me to thier spaceship...... er, why do I get a feeling you dont believe me?...... Ok the first part is true, I was chatting, my lights started giving it morse code large, you know flashing on and off and then..... DARK, yup you guessed, a power outage, this was I think around 8.30pm last night, power was finaly restored at 1pm today (Apart for about 5 mins at about 1.00am), so 1 missed the DYM club LOTS

Surmising that the power stays with us, fingers crosssed, I AM BACK, (The question is how much was I not missed?:))

acebarry10

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lol barry....I thought you was on the liquer then,  I havent had no water for 3 days, the mains burst right outside, lucky enuff its back on now  so I havent got to keep putting deodorant on every time I go out the house.....lol
Posted by COCASIRF

Lol. not nice without the essentials of life

COCASIRF

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Posted by acebarry10

lol.....I had to drink lager instead of tea , was'nt complaining then but am now......AWWWW  my heads banging,

not bad for some1 who dont usually drink never never again....lol

debdobs_67

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In Response to Re: Heeeelllllppppp ALIENS : lol.....I had to drink lager instead of tea , was'nt complaining then but am now......AWWWW  my heads banging, not bad for some1 who dont usually drink never never again....lol
Posted by COCASIRF

I SUGGEST MORE BEER IT WORKS EVERYTIME.BTW DAV SAYS HI.DEBS XX

COCASIRF

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Posted by debdobs_67

thanks debs, but I think I,ve had enuff...lol.

say hi to dave and hope you,ve both had a good xmas and hope you have a good new year xx

acebarry10

I should have added, my sincerest apologies to all whom I was talkig too last night

COCASIRF

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I should have added, my sincerest apologies to all whom I was talkig too last night
Posted by acebarry10

so you was on the liquer then...lol

unknown_username

Barry I missed you so much that I almost threw myself on my sword..

However since I don't actually have a sword, I told Orford to fall on his. Which of course he did and is now nursing a rather nasty sprain. Of sorts.

I think the pain is worth it though, seeing as you are back now.

xxxLM

acebarry10

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Posted by COCASIRF

Oh heck you got me

JockBMW

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I should have added, my sincerest apologies to all whom I was talkig too last night
Posted by acebarry10

No need to apologise, we're used to the rubbish you spout

NoseyBonk

I've always wanted to be abducted by aliens :-)

Actually - daft story to follow - many years ago I lived in a small flat which had a boiler in the kitchen just below the worktop. One night I got slightly $#!+ faced on Stella then woke in the middle of the night thinking that an alien craft was overhead and they were trying to get me, so I got out of bed and crouched down next to that boiler in the hope that they wouldn't be able to detect me on their heat-sensing devices (thought I'd blend in with the hot boiler). Then I got back into bed when I thought it was safe..... and woke up several hours later, remembered the whole thing and thought ...... WHAT THE FLIP WAS I DOING?!

That's when I knew it was time to stop drinking Stella! lol

unknown_username

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I've always wanted to be abducted by aliens :-) Actually - daft story to follow - many years ago I lived in a small flat which had a boiler in the kitchen just below the worktop. One night I got slightly $#!+ faced on Stella then woke in the middle of the night thinking that an alien craft was overhead and they were trying to get me, so I got out of bed and crouched down next to that boiler in the hope that they wouldn't be able to detect me on their heat-sensing devices (thought I'd blend in with the hot boiler). Then I got back into bed when I thought it was safe..... and woke up several hours later, remembered the whole thing and thought ...... WHAT THE FLIP WAS I DOING?! That's when I knew it was time to stop drinking Stella! lol
Posted by NoseyBonk

LOL! Not at all Elliot. That is genius thinking IMO. I once did the very same thing... 

Only I was 4, it was in the airing cupboard and I had just watched ET. Technically i was looking FOR an Alien not hiding from one. That's my mother knew it was time to stop giving me Ribena.