Table Chat

chicknMelt

Not much activity in the forum this afternoon... Maybe some of you lurkers will have something to add to this?!

Thought I'd start a thread for posting amusing table chat (no sky names pls, esp if its naughty)

anything that is funny, and not too distasteful is welcome...

I'll start off with this classic from Illari Sahamies and Cole South

Ziigmund: as gay as u look
Cole South: lol
Ziigmund: lucky ***
Cole South: 
Ziigmund: come to 200 400
Ziigmund: i was favourite 
Cole South: looks like uve been havin a good month
Cole South: hows it goin
Ziigmund: im losing like 800k
Cole South: good to hear 
Ziigmund: coem to 200 400
Cole South: maybe learn some manners
Cole South: and karma wouldnt bone ur &%#
Ziigmund: gay boi

DTWBANDIT

      Ziigmund: uri hu pls

LIBERTY 6: hu
Ziigmund: dang DANG!
Urindanger: you owe me one button
Ziigmund: luul
Ziigmund: pls leave
Urindanger: lol gimme my button first
Urindanger: since you played urs
Ziigmund: r u serious?
Urindanger: yes 100% serious
Urindanger: you always jack my blind when i sit in
Urindanger: and ask me to leave
Ziigmund: ok i wil give..never seen like u...
Dealer: Ziigmund has returned
Dealer: Hand #9055220992
Dealer: Urindanger posts the small blind of $500
Urindanger: c'mon, where's your class
Dealer: Ziigmund posts the big blind of $1,000
Dealer: Urindanger raises to $3,000
Dealer: Ziigmund raises to $209,038.50, and is all in
Dealer: Urindanger folds
Dealer: Uncalled bet of $206,038.50 returned to Ziigmund
Dealer: Ziigmund mucks
Dealer: Ziigmund wins the pot ($6,000)
Dealer: Hand #9055222733
Dealer: Ziigmund has 5 seconds left to act
Dealer: Ziigmund posts the small blind of $500
Dealer: Urindanger is sitting out