Im Hungry

loonytoons

Im starving (not literally ) and i have the most enormous hangover, and that lazy bit ch of a wife wont make me any dinner lol. The take aways open at 5 so i will leave it up to you

ness4

I think you should starve and go to your room and think about how you just spoke about your wife! shame on you!
Or if you're that hungry get off your own bum and make something yourself lol!!!

TiaDalma

If I was your wife after that Insult you would be getting a knuckle sandwich

DOHHHHHHH

Wheres the option of another beer u tart!

Chink/y If u insist on cheating!!!

Humble Pie for afters, the Aussie's cruiiiiising!

loonytoons

In Response to Re: Im Hungry:

I think you should starve and go to your room and think about how you just spoke about your wife! shame on you! Or if you're that hungry get off your own bum and make something yourself lol!!!
Posted by ness4

one day you will make someone a terrible wife lol

NoseyBonk

What pizza establishments do you have that deliver?

unknown_username

In Response to Re: Im Hungry:

What pizza establishments do you have that deliver?
Posted by NoseyBonk

i like kass down kidsgrove m8 they do good piza

NoseyBonk

In Response to Re: Im Hungry:

In Response to Re: Im Hungry : i like kass down kidsgrove m8 they do good piza
Posted by stokefc

Not tried them ... actually starting to get the pizza urge now lol. I feel a 16" coming on ....

loonytoons

In Response to Re: Im Hungry:

In Response to Re: Im Hungry : Not tried them ... actually starting to get the pizza urge now lol. I feel a 16" coming on ....
Posted by NoseyBonk

you bragging again??

GREGHOGG

Hmmm Pizza or Divorce?

Well you dont need to pay for a solicitor to get a pizza, so go for the easiest and cheapest option every time imo

Pizza every time!!

The toughest choice tho, potato wedges or garlic bread on the side?

NoseyBonk

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In Response to Re: Im Hungry : you bragging again??
Posted by loonytoons

Yep ... I can eat a whole 16" pizza lol

debdobs_67

have a lovely chicken balti mate then get your wife to get you a beer also recommend to her you could do with a little massage whilst playing poker.if she refuses then kick her out.a woman should know her place in the home.

ps dav forced me to write this.lol lol lol debs

NoseyBonk

In Response to Re: Im Hungry:

Hmmm Pizza or Divorce? Well you dont need to pay for a solicitor to get a pizza, so go for the easiest and cheapest option every time imo Pizza every time!! The toughest choice tho, potato wedges or garlic bread on the side?
Posted by GREGHOGG

Ordering takeaways is very similar to poker in some ways - you have to take the difficult decisions away from yourself. So do what I do and just order both :-)

anjie1970

In Response to Re: Im Hungry:

I think you should starve and go to your room and think about how you just spoke about your wife! shame on you! Or if you're that hungry get off your own bum and make something yourself lol!!!
Posted by ness4

plus 1 . thats exactly what i was thinking shame on you.

ness4

In Response to Re: Im Hungry:

In Response to Re: Im Hungry : one day you will make someone a terrible wife lol
Posted by loonytoons

Thanks!

I just have no sympathy for self-inflicted illness, you need a kick up the bum hehe... log off here and get cooking! =] mmm takeaway does sound good though!

NoseyBonk

Wimmin! Get in that kitchen and cook some food for the master of the house! lol

unknown_username

this could turn nasty

ness4

In Response to Re: Im Hungry:

Wimmin! Get in that kitchen and cook some food for the master of the house! lol
Posted by NoseyBonk

As long as you wash up afterwards! :P

what happened to good old compromise!

NoseyBonk

In Response to Re: Im Hungry:

In Response to Re: Im Hungry : As long as you wash up afterwards! :P what happened to good old compromise!
Posted by ness4

You're demanding aren't you?! lol

mabsue

lol voted chinese just to even it up for you lol

MAXALLY

In Response to Re: Im Hungry:

What pizza establishments do you have that deliver?
Posted by NoseyBonk

He might not like liver on his pizza!!!......

And where is the option to go on the lash again.......then the good old kebab shop later on?

ness4

In Response to Re: Im Hungry:

In Response to Re: Im Hungry : You're demanding aren't you?! lol
Posted by NoseyBonk

I'd call it firm but fair =]

Cruel to be kind lol

besides if a woman is left to do all the cooking, cleaning etc then she'll be too tired for other things lol so men should help out more!

Everyone's a winner!

NoseyBonk

In Response to Re: Im Hungry:

In Response to Re: Im Hungry : I'd call it firm but fair =] Cruel to be kind lol besides if a woman is left to do all the cooking, cleaning etc then she'll be too tired for other things lol so men should help out more! Everyone's a winner!
Posted by ness4

Haha, ok, your mind-tricks have worked .. for now! .. but next time ....

ness4

In Response to Re: Im Hungry:

In Response to Re: Im Hungry : Haha, ok, your mind-tricks have worked .. for now! .. but next time ....
Posted by NoseyBonk

Mwuahahaha! =]

I'll be waiting!

lucy4

if she was to cook you dinner would you seriously risk eating it after that post, id stick with the takeaway much better for your health.haha.

loonytoons

Well peeps, Thanks to all my male buddies giving some very positive feedback,and the ladies being, well typical ladies lol. It was a close run vote and the winner by a nose was a divorce, however ive just noticed there is a stack of ironing in the kitchen that has built up over the festive period, (told you all you women are lazy lol) so i think i should put it off for a couple of days!! I opted for the chinese in the end, sweet chilli chicken, 2 spring rolls and bar-be-que spare ribs between us (see i am kind lol) I even paid £1.50 more than usual for delivery because the lazy you know who wouldn't even get off her bum to walk 1/2 a mile to pick it up!! I would have gone myself but the darts were on the tv.

bigflop1

In Response to Re: Im Hungry:

I think you should starve and go to your room and think about how you just spoke about your wife! shame on you! Or if you're that hungry get off your own bum and make something yourself lol!!!
Posted by ness4

typical womens point of view... just kidding

and im sure looney was too. :0