STP- Spank The Presenter

RICHORFORD

Yes, given my recent showing on the poker tables I have decided that the title 'PLAY the Presenter' is no longer accurate.

You're not playing me. You're slapping me about.

So- if you fancy taking more of Rupert Murdoch's hard earned money, then please visit me on the cash tables from 7 tonight till 7.30pm. Then in the £300 Deepstack from 7.30pm and then the 8pm Bounty Hunter MTT.

That's just for starters- I will no doubt also be bestowing my chips freely upon a variety of other tourneys between 8 and midnight.

Come and have a go if you think you're hard enough. And believe me, right now- you're hard enough.  

Oh no, it's all going homo-erotic in my forum posts again. (Yes, there goes another New Year's Resolution)

acebarry10

Hi Rich

Er... I dont know how to say this buuuuuut, has someone taken a dislike to you and decided you were a boiled egg and sliced the top of your head off ?

NoseyBonk

Didn't you already get spanked during the first forfeit? I'm sure gramps said he wanted to give you six of the best!

KnackersYa

Has Max Mosley been hired as a presenter now?

phil12uk

So I get to spank u if I'm hard enough!

Ummmmmm no thx m8

Tikay10

Yo Rich.

I'll be Online most of the evening. I'll play the £22 Deepie at 7.30., & both the £200 Gtd Omahas, at 7.15 & 8.15. Not decided about the 8pm Main yet.

See you on the Tables. Tonight, as I'm not working, I'll mainly be "tikay1".

RICHORFORD

In Response to Re: STP- Spank The Presenter:

Hi Rich Er... I dont know how to say this buuuuuut, has someone taken a dislike to you and decided you were a boiled egg and sliced the top of your head off ?
Posted by acebarry10

Yeah, it's weird Baz- the top of my head has been sliced off in my profile photo AND on the main photo on the Sky Poker homepage.

I think someone's trying to tell me I've got a bit of a slaphead.

MereNovice

In Response to Re: STP- Spank The Presenter:

In Response to Re: STP- Spank The Presenter : Yeah, it's weird Baz- the top of my head has been sliced off in my profile photo AND on the main photo on the Sky Poker homepage. I think someone's trying to tell me I've got a bit of a slaphead.
Posted by RICHORFORD

I did a similar thing to a picture of you but that's only because I was trying to balance a bounty (bar) on your head for another thread. It looked "odd" so I spared everyone.

Tikay10

In Response to Re: STP- Spank The Presenter:

Hi Rich Er... I dont know how to say this buuuuuut, has someone taken a dislike to you and decided you were a boiled egg and sliced the top of your head off ?
Posted by acebarry10

I never noticed the difference, tbh.

teachai

I'd like to spank LML and I'm sure I'm not the only one

RICHORFORD

In Response to Re: STP- Spank The Presenter:

I'd like to spank LML and I'm sure I'm not the only one
Posted by teachai

Well you are a teacher (or teachai). So I suppose that's allowed.

PS- When I started this thread I was wondering how long we'd go before someone mentioned the lovely Lisa-Marie.

9 posts it took. Well done all, we're growing up! LOL

acebarry10

In Response to Re: STP- Spank The Presenter:

In Response to Re: STP- Spank The Presenter : Well you a re a teacher (or teachai). So I suppose that's allowed. PS- When I started this thread I was wondering how long we'd go before someone mentioned the lovely Lisa-Marie. 9 posts it took. Well done all, we're growing up! LOL
Posted by RICHORFORD

Does thinking about it after your orginal post count?

JAEGERBOMB

im guessing you were in profit for the night boss?