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the most stupid poker site off all

belucky53belucky53
edited May 2014 in Brags, Beats and Variance

I HAVE PLAYED MANY A POKER SITE IN MY TIME.......WITHOUT ANY SHADOW OF A DOUBT THIS SITE IS THE WORSED....I HAVE BEEN QUITE SUCCESFUL ON HERE....SO I AM NOT TALKING THROUGH MY POCKET....IF YOU ARE A SERIOUS POKER PLAYER BE KIND TO YOURSELF AND GET OFF HERE.....IT IS SUPPOSED TO BE RANDOM....SHUFFLING MACHINE....I HAVE A SUGGESTION FOR THE PEOPLE AT SKY....BUY A NEW ONE....NO WONDER THERE IS SUCH A TURNOVER OF PLAYERS ON HERE.......GET REAL.......

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  • bet72offbet72off
    edited May 2014
    In Response to the most stupid poker site off all:
    IT IS SUPPOSED TO BE RANDOM....SHUFFLING MACHINE
    Most likely it is random and you have just been unlucky.

    If this happened often then there would be lots more complaints. It's just a fact of mathematics that there is going to be a small group that have statistically justifiable beliefs that the cards are against them.

    Lots of people play and hit unlucky streaks, 1 in 1000 people are going to hit a really unlucky losing streak. If you start to get suspicious then you start to find ways to justify that belief, if you then happen to continue to run bad it is easy to be convinced. It's happened to me. Then when I win I think I am being tricked too. It's just paranoia. What makes it worse for me, is that because I can't win no matter what I do I start to play badly as well. Then you can really run bad.

    I think this is just an artefact of mathematics and how the brain works.

    Sorry for your bad luck.
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  • peter27peter27
    edited May 2014
    In Response to the most stupid poker site off all:
    I HAVE PLAYED MANY A POKER SITE IN MY TIME.......WITHOUT ANY SHADOW OF A DOUBT THIS SITE IS THE WORSED....I HAVE BEEN QUITE SUCCESFUL ON HERE....SO I AM NOT TALKING THROUGH MY POCKET....IF YOU ARE A SERIOUS POKER PLAYER BE KIND TO YOURSELF AND GET OFF HERE.....IT IS SUPPOSED TO BE RANDOM....SHUFFLING MACHINE....I HAVE A SUGGESTION FOR THE PEOPLE AT SKY....BUY A NEW ONE....NO WONDER THERE IS SUCH A TURNOVER OF PLAYERS ON HERE.......GET REAL.......
    Posted by belucky53
    I would love you to explain how sky would benefit by using a "shuffling machine". They get paid either way, regardless of who wins - it's called rake.
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  • davelufcdavelufc
    edited May 2014
    In Response to the most stupid poker site off all:
    I HAVE PLAYED MANY A POKER SITE IN MY TIME.......WITHOUT ANY SHADOW OF A DOUBT THIS SITE IS THE WORSED....I HAVE BEEN QUITE SUCCESFUL ON HERE....SO I AM NOT TALKING THROUGH MY POCKET....IF YOU ARE A SERIOUS POKER PLAYER BE KIND TO YOURSELF AND GET OFF HERE.....IT IS SUPPOSED TO BE RANDOM....SHUFFLING MACHINE....I HAVE A SUGGESTION FOR THE PEOPLE AT SKY....BUY A NEW ONE....NO WONDER THERE IS SUCH A TURNOVER OF PLAYERS ON HERE.......GET REAL.......
    Posted by belucky53
    Where do you buy these so called ` shuffling machines` you speak about?

    Cant find one on Ebay, also when I asked in PC world and Comet for a shuffling machine I was escorted out by security both times.

    Hope Sky have more luck than me in finding one !!!

    Belucky Belucky.
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  • somersomer
    edited May 2014
    In Response to Re: the most stupid poker site off all:
    In Response to the most stupid poker site off all : Where do you buy these so called ` shuffling machines` you speak about? Cant find one on Ebay, also when I asked in PC world and Comet for a shuffling machine I was escorted out by security both times. Hope Sky have more luck than me in finding one !!! Belucky Belucky.
    Posted by davelufc

    Shouldn’t be a problem for Sky - I have a feeling they make their own “shuffling Machines”……….

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  • Matt237Matt237
    edited May 2014
    Be cool to make a thread filled with these posts.
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  • VespaPXVespaPX
    edited May 2014
    In Response to the most stupid poker site off all:
    I HAVE PLAYED MANY A POKER SITE IN MY TIME.......WITHOUT ANY SHADOW OF A DOUBT THIS SITE IS THE WORSED....I HAVE BEEN QUITE SUCCESFUL ON HERE....SO I AM NOT TALKING THROUGH MY POCKET....IF YOU ARE A SERIOUS POKER PLAYER BE KIND TO YOURSELF AND GET OFF HERE.....IT IS SUPPOSED TO BE RANDOM....SHUFFLING MACHINE....I HAVE A SUGGESTION FOR THE PEOPLE AT SKY....BUY A NEW ONE....NO WONDER THERE IS SUCH A TURNOVER OF PLAYERS ON HERE.......GET REAL.......
    Posted by belucky53
    Doesn't make any sense at all !
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  • THEROCK573THEROCK573
    edited May 2014
    In Response to Re: the most stupid poker site off all:
    In Response to the most stupid poker site off all : Doesn't make any sense at all !
    Posted by VespaPX
    thats why hes complaining and has a lock on his statisitics.
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  • NoseyBonkNoseyBonk
    edited May 2014
    I love it when people write how Sellers' Inspector Clouseau speaks .. "worsed"
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  • sealord99sealord99
    edited May 2014

    you can belittle be lucky53 as much as you like but the guy has a point this site favours certain players for sure,and the cards are not random, when fat boy spittles won the jackpot a few weeks ago the cards he got were unbelievable was he running good or did he get a little help from his friends I know what one I believe when you think of it what top poker pros recommend this site or play on it my advice is if you want a little game of poker stay on the lowest stakes,if you start playing higher stakes eg 25 50 or higher you have got no chance as that's when their favourite players kick in if you criticise this site in any way that's it you may as well leave as they will never let you win  I don't need to tell you the favoured players as you more than likely know them already just be very wary when playing on this site and good luck because you are going to need it

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  • staplegunstaplegun
    edited May 2014
    In Response to Re: the most stupid poker site off all:
    I love it when people write how Sellers' Inspector Clouseau speaks .. "worsed"
    Posted by NoseyBonk
    He needs a new spelling machine.
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  • saraman07saraman07
    edited May 2014
    In Response to Re: the most stupid poker site off all:
    In Response to Re: the most stupid poker site off all : He needs a new spelling machine.
    Posted by staplegun
     there is no shuffling machine the system can pick any card it wants

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  • Matt237Matt237
    edited May 2014
    In Response to Re: the most stupid poker site off all:
    In Response to Re: the most stupid poker site off all : thats why hes complaining and has a lock on his statisitics.
    Posted by THEROCK573
    Should know that's the score by now hehe :-)
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  • screwy27screwy27
    edited May 2014
    no good moaning about it nothing wrong with sky poker (but everyone moans about the same thing) if you don't put money on here and play a different site ( they is lots of better ones out there ) just use the forums to read for tips like I do AND DONT WASTE MONEY ON HERE !!!!!! 
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  • THEROCK573THEROCK573
    edited May 2014
    i 100% agree with screwy, i suggest you do what he does, sign up to another site, lose a load of money on there aswell but tell everybody on the sky forum that you win so you feel a little bit better. its working for him, hes not bitter at all, seems very content with his poker situation. 

    PAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRPPPPPPPPPP
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  • DAVEYZZDAVEYZZ
    edited May 2014
    In Response to the most stupid poker site off all:
    I HAVE PLAYED MANY A POKER SITE IN MY TIME.......WITHOUT ANY SHADOW OF A DOUBT THIS SITE IS THE WORSED....I HAVE BEEN QUITE SUCCESFUL ON HERE....SO I AM NOT TALKING THROUGH MY POCKET....IF YOU ARE A SERIOUS POKER PLAYER BE KIND TO YOURSELF AND GET OFF HERE.....IT IS SUPPOSED TO BE RANDOM....SHUFFLING MACHINE....I HAVE A SUGGESTION FOR THE PEOPLE AT SKY....BUY A NEW ONE....NO WONDER THERE IS SUCH A TURNOVER OF PLAYERS ON HERE.......GET REAL.......
    Posted by belucky53
    Does anyone find it strange that there are a lot of first post complaining about always losing on here?
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  • Jac35Jac35
    edited May 2014
    How did I miss this one?
    :)
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  • Nuggy962Nuggy962
    edited May 2014
    In Response to Re: the most stupid poker site off all:
    How did I miss this one? :)
    Posted by Jac35

    Me too! gutted!!

    Many more will follow no doubt haha

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  • hhyftrftdrhhyftrftdr
    edited May 2014

    Likewise Jac.....

    *checks OP date*

    Oh wait, I was in Vegas ;) that's how it slipped through my net.

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