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Great post! Strong lineup too, a good mix of youth and experience. Arguably the best defence in the league too, certainly title contenders!
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Goalkeeper
Hfyftrftdr - Our clown, our Bruce Grobbelaar. Capable of flashes of genius. We just have to ensure he doesn't get banned if any of the team start grumbling about bad beats
Full Backs
Maxally - After a year of adjusting, he's now ready. He finally understands that football is meant to be played along the ground.
Dohhhh - Although still pining for the long term move overseas, like Suerez at Liverpool last year, he's agreed to give us one more season
Centre Backs
Donttelmum - This boy knows how to put a shift in. Also, quick off the mark and will catch anyone who tries to get away with it.
Waller02 - Finally given up his dream of topping The Hit Parade, he's lost a bundle of weight and is a class act.
Midfield
Gazza127 - This chap claims to be a relation of the greatest England player I've ever seen. Good enough for me. Also capable of getting up and down for 90 minutes
TeddyBloat - Our marquee signing. Master tactician and one on one he's awesome
Craigcu12 - Unpredictable Craig will have fullbacks heads spinning with some of his plays.
Tententen - Great team player, top signing
Centreforwards
Devonfish - Been banging in the 1's and 2's for some time now. We think he'll soon be moving up to 3's. This is the man who will 'book us the win'
Larson7 - Top player in the lower Scottish leagues for some time. He's ready. Taking on the big boys on the opening day at Nottingham, we're expecting great things
Subs
CPFC2010 - Very similar to Maxally last year, we think he's one for the future. "If God had wanted us to play football in the sky then he would have put grass up there"
Vespa - Great man to bring on late. Brilliant at balls over the top when he can really get on his bike.
Manager
Tikay - The Sir Matt of Poker. He fully believes in his new babes and is still on top of his game.
Coach
F.Ivanovic - Move over Prozone this guy knows to the square yard the optimal amount of distance covered each game for each player in order to be +ev
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This year, as with the kits, we've gone a bit old school. We're reintroducing the Sky Cheerleaders.
TheRock kindly agreed to be head judge before leaving us for pastures new. We had the snappily titled "Cheerleader Factor" and after the gruelling selection process we have the 3 winners. I give you
IrishRose
MrsDuck
MissFowler
Good luck us next season
Has Orford been sacked?
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not even made it to sub this year :-(
I guess my report card said
"must try harder"