Thurs Night Live Show with Fowler and Jarvis 7pm CH861 ***Offical show thread****

MissFowler

#sigh

#ownedbyAnna.....again

MissFowler

Hello,

So... the weather is getting colder, spiders are getting bigger and it's time to find my slippers. The nights are also getting darker, and are meant for staying in, putting your slippered feet up and playing poker. Oh, and watching yourself play poker on our show...

The Main event on Sky Poker is  the 10k Sky Sports Bounty Hunter, we would love you to be playing in this, you can buy in simply for £33 or try one of the main satellites we will have running for you. Lots of fun, and quite fast paced. And final stages coverage on tonight's show..

For the rest of the show:

7-8pm  Live Master Cash Action

8-9pm   Top of the Pots

9-10pm  Sky Poker School

10-11pm  MasterCash (my chance to own you all....well maybe just Geldy, and Borin if he can get a seat!)

11-midnight  Final stages of the 10k Bounty Hunter

As for ways to win free seats... well keep an eye on the show thread, as when I get to work, another genius game is going to be explained to me!! (thank you producer Louis)

Ok, I am going to do my best to explain tonight's game. It's called

CATCHPHRASE BINGO...
you all get a bingo card (see below), and  when we utter one of our apparant 'catchprases' (i used this term in the loosest sense) cross it off on your card. The first to get 3 in a row who emails wins a seat in to Tuesday's turbo open. so 3 seats to give away. The first to email with all the phrases ticked off wins a seat into next Thursday's Bounty Hunter.
Will it  'catch' on though!? (lols)

Other than that keep your hand requests, questions, shout outs, selfies,  coming in via:

skyopen@bskyb.com

#skypokertv

That is all for now, I am dragging myself to the gym, where I can now do 6 unassisted pull ups. Not relevant.

Enjoy your day, and hopefully we see you on the tables and playing live on the show tonight,

love

Fowles xx

BorinLoner

Very amusing. :-|

Have a great show. 

Sky_Louis

In Response to Thurs Night Live Show with Fowler and Jarvis 7pm CH861 ***Offical show thread****:

I can now do 6 unassisted pull ups.
Posted by MissFowler

Boom!!

aussie09

I can now do 6 unassisted pull ups.
Posted by MissFowler

makes you wonder what on earth was going on in the gym before. 

assisted pull-ups? 

"excuse me miss, let me help you..."



 

 

unknown_username

Why on earth would anyone want to let you do unassisted pull ups?..........surely there must be plenty of volunteers


Talking of spiders getting bigger.......i'm sure I saw a spider doing pull ups in the corner of our living room yesterday

Have a great show.

GELDY

Because they're all too busy watching? 

Slipwater

In Response to Re: Thurs Night Live Show with Fowler and Jarvis 7pm CH861 ***Offical show thread****:

I can now do 6 unassisted pull ups. Posted by MissFowler makes you wonder what on earth was going on in the gym before.  assisted pull-ups?  "excuse me miss, let me help you..."    
Posted by aussie09

Girls are so gullible. When will they learn that men are only there to help themselves - not to help them.

aussie09

.... and women wear lycra, men don't.

Slipwater

In Response to Re: Thurs Night Live Show with Fowler and Jarvis 7pm CH861 ***Offical show thread****:

.... and women wear lycra, men don't.
Posted by aussie09

I'm gonna plead the fifth on that one, mate

craigcu12

is that card the bingo card itself or do we get sent a one?

BorinLoner

I think it's nasty that one of the catchphrases attributed to my good friend Anna is "I don't understand".

Who would want to be nasty to you, Anna? ;-)

I won't make it onto your table tonight. I like to give other people the chance to get on the telly. Enough regs bumhunt you already.

(Of course, if you read this message, you will be reading one of the bingo card thingies)

BorinLoner

Congratulations to Ross and Mrs Jarvis for the baby. 

I think a forum poll should be conducted for the name. My personal faves are Starch Jr. or Li'l Starch - simple and elegant.

BorinLoner

You have taken a lot of my money. It's getting less funny for me now.

I'm sure everyone else is watching the football... but I can't stand the commentators on that particular channel.

If it was on the Beeb, I'd have abandoned you by now.

cenachav

In Response to Re: Thurs Night Live Show with Fowler and Jarvis 7pm CH861 ***Offical show thread****:

You have taken a lot of my money. It's getting less funny for me now. I'm sure everyone else is watching the football... but I can't stand the commentators on that particular channel. If it was on the Beeb, I'd have abandoned you by now.
Posted by BorinLoner

Turn the sound off the telly and the Beeb radio commentary on

BorinLoner

In Response to Re: Thurs Night Live Show with Fowler and Jarvis 7pm CH861 ***Offical show thread****:

In Response to Re: Thurs Night Live Show with Fowler and Jarvis 7pm CH861 ***Offical show thread**** : Turn the sound off the telly and the Beeb radio commentary on
Posted by cenachav

Look, look! Cenachav is watching too. Wunderbar!

I appreciate the tip but watching England struggle against San Marino is worse than watching Anna on the telly.

That makes it sound like I'm merely choosing the lesser of two evils... and I'm going to do nothing to dispel that impression. lol

BorinLoner

Clarify for the peeps out there whether you're looking for horizontal or vertical lines...

BorinLoner

I get the feeling that if I was actually trying, I'd have three Turbo Open seats and a Bounty Hunter seat by the end of the night.

BorinLoner

No verticals!!!

Take a close look at the top line... look familiar? It looks familiar to me... maybe you could e-mail someone. 

craigcu12

well i certainly won't be in the hall of fame just yet as i have went out of the main event holding a weaker set, still atleast it was a cheap entry.

hand request from master cash table for the next our.

Hand History #825698785

Although i'm holding two pair on the river the fact an ace is on board i'm thinking their is lots of two pair in his range as
well as sets.

Q. the size of his bet has made the chance of bluffing pointless now as too much money has been put in the pot, do i theirfore just call the two pair do i still make the shove?

cenachav

Bingo fails.  I blame the Orford

krazzyfish

yay i won:) looking forward to playing thanks

BorinLoner

Is this rebuy from two weeks ago? I remember giving Rich some stick that week in the chat box and PokerTrev was on the table.

I would offer that as an excuse for any mistakes Richard makes but my trying to put him off probably couldn't make him any worse.

krazzyfish

rofl its a she and it prounced crazy im just a bad speller as well as nuts:)

GELDY

Anna crushes cash

out analyses Ross

and plays better than Orford

Anna definitely a shoe-in for the next Sky poker analyst once Ross, the modern man, takes his paternity break

congrats to the two of you

snuckylump

I have three corners I think, Catchphrase bingo is not that great but still more exciting than the England game and on a level with Pretty in Pumps (channel 669 on your skybox).

BorinLoner

Orange Anna features on Orford's Twitter profile...

Too much Sunny Delight has done that to you, Fowler.

On an unrelated note: Did you sit on your glasses or something?

keithdaly

thank you for the seat guys 

lets play this game again  

craigcu12

a telegraph is a news paper

the daily telegraph.

FCHD

The difference between a telegram & a telegraph is about as interesting as the difference between cement and concrete.

krazzyfish

from the dictionary

Informal. to divulge or indicate unwittingly (one's intention, nextoffensive move, etc.), as to an opponent or to an audience;broadcast:

The fighter telegraphed his punch and his opponent was able toparry it. If you act nervous too early in the scene, you'll telegraph thecharacter's guilt.