UKOPS Saturday Show Thread, with added Boycey

MrGoodbet

In Response to Re: UKOPS Saturday Show Thread, with added Boycey:

Did you know that the longest word you can type just using the top row of an English typewriter is typewriter
Posted by cenachav

I like that.

Guys, give that man a spot prize!

poppy765

In Response to Re: UKOPS Saturday Show Thread, with added Boycey:

In Response to Re: UKOPS Saturday Show Thread, with added Boycey : I like that. Guys, give that man a spot prize!
Posted by MrGoodbet

seconded!

gazza127

In Response to Re: UKOPS Saturday Show Thread, with added Boycey:

have a feeling ive made a horrific lay down in main against joe stapleton... 836317386 obviously im putting him on a range which leans more towards higher sets and the straight rather than two pairs. Did he just get me to make a horrifying lay down?
Posted by gazza127

Pretty please with cherries on top!

Its an interesting hand!

craigcu12

actually i wasn't bothered that i did exit, infact i got in it via an all in sat.

what i tried to explain was the raise done with KK and 99 might have got folds but the JJ that followed them got the player with 109s to take a chance of doing a cold 4bet and i went all in just got unfortune.

like i say i'm not bothered about that exit, just poor with english.

do me a favour, teach me english as i did awful at school.

rainman397

Good evening again Gentlemen.
Out of the main, played really badly, but didnt cost me a penny and earned 100 poker points.

Volk5  electric railway which runs along Brighton seafront is the oldest operating electric railway in the world.
All the best
Rainman397

MrGoodbet

In Response to Re: UKOPS Saturday Show Thread, with added Boycey:

In Response to Re: UKOPS Saturday Show Thread, with added Boycey : seconded!
Posted by poppy765

Yay! Well done Poppy. We got the guy a prize. That's people power for you!

Good luck tomorrow cenachav!!

Macacgirl1

In Response to Re: UKOPS Saturday Show Thread, with added Boycey:

Did you know that the longest word you can type just using the top row of an English typewriter is typewriter
Posted by cenachav

Coolio!

'stewardesses' is the longest word typing with left hand only

MrGoodbet

Guys, when you next speak to Laura, can you ask her how she came up with her imaginative screen name.

I wish I'd thought of that when I picked my screen name. Is it possible to change my name to Archibald_G?

DeaDFl0P

Smiles is the longest word, there's a mile between the S's !

MAXALLY

Breaking news!

TOTAL UKOPS GUARANTEES THIS EVENING =£26,500

With one of the five events still open for late reg.....the other four have already generated a prize pool of......

£34,249!!!

FCHD

There is actually a longer word using only the top row of a keyboard, but it is not a common word, "Rupturewort" which a plant of the genus Herniaria.

Tikay is probably more familiar with the longest word typeable using only the bottom row of the keyboard - "Zzz"

Macacgirl1

right hand only is quite obviously 'johnny-jump-up'

MrGoodbet

In Response to Re: UKOPS Saturday Show Thread, with added Boycey:

Volk5  electric railway which runs along Brighton seafront is the oldest operating electric railway in the world.

....and TK is the oldest operating poker presenter in the world.


What's the over/under on which/who is older?





sorry TK, it must be the 'beard' (and my red wine!)

rainman397

Good evening again Gentlemen.
Ozzy Osbourne,s Father used to have his milk delivered by Noddy Holder.
All the best
Rainman397

MrGoodbet

In Response to Re: UKOPS Saturday Show Thread, with added Boycey:

Tikay is probably more familiar with the longest word typeable using only the bottom row of the keyboard - "Zzz"
Posted by FCHD

Ha! Ha! Nice one!

Macacgirl1

if you drop a raisin into a glass of champagne, it will sink, float to surface, sink, float to surface, repeat etc, for approximately three hours.

Macacgirl1

all polar bears are left handed, but right footed

MAXALLY

Some of the lobby links are now void, but I believe every UKOPS event at least met its guarantee.

I did notice the 'pick' & iceman pun too  

rainman397

Good evening Gentlemen.
Noseprints are the most reliable way to identify dogs.
Rainman397

Glenelg

"Glenelg" is the best/only palindrome on the site!

Macacgirl1

A urologist in NYC owns Napoleans pe nis.
ps. just had to google it, it's New Jersey, not NYC.

iceyuk

Fun fact,  there is more empty properties in the US then there is homeless people.

MrGoodbet

The raisin does that because the bubbles rising from the bottom of the glass attach to the raisin. Once it hits the surface , the bubbles burst and the raisin sinks. The process then repeats. I'm sure this works with peanuts too.

unknown_username

I agree with Tikay. I've juat retired after spending the last 12 years hammering a keyboard for a living. I never used more than two fingers and the finger on the right hand covered 75% of the keyboard.

Great show as usual

Macacgirl1

Chewbacca in Star Wars actually has a problem with his vocal cords, all other Wookies can speak normally.

MrGoodbet

In Response to Re: UKOPS Saturday Show Thread, with added Boycey:

all polar bears are left handed, but right footed
Posted by Macacgirl1

A polar bear walks into a bar and says to the barman " I'd like a gin and.......(after 2 mins) tonic please. The barman asks "why the big pause (paws)?"

Because I'm a polar bear!

MrGoodbet

In Response to Re: UKOPS Saturday Show Thread, with added Boycey:

I never used more than two fingers and the finger on the right hand covered 75% of the keyboard.Posted by 4EVERGREEN

You're not a polar bear are you?

rainman397

Good evening Gentlemen.
The first draft of John Steinbeck,s  of mice and men was eaten by the dog.
All the best
Rainman397

IDONKCALLU

intresting fact for u

Put your right foot out and turn it clockwise At the same time put your right index finger on the desk and write a 6 A your foot starts going anti-clockwise as soon as you write the 6

craigcu12

today i have acted a bit too aggressive at times in tonights UKOPS.

they say you should always go into a poker game nice and relaxed.

as sugar will usually make you less relaxed i'm thinking although a great taste it could make mistakes more common