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This is why i stopped playing

davelufcdavelufc
edited February 2015 in Brags, Beats and Variance

Happens too many times on here,888 ftw!!!

PlayerActionCardsAmountPotBalance
Tricon Small blind  £0.02 £0.02 £2.90
jongemxan Big blind  £0.04 £0.06 £4.98
  Your hole cards
  • A
  • A
     
scottsman1 Raise  £0.16 £0.22 £7.71
davelufc Raise  £0.80 £1.02 £5.30
antw3 Fold     
JIMMYSON Fold     
Tricon Fold     
jongemxan Fold     
scottsman1 All-in  £7.71 £8.73 £0.00
davelufc All-in  £5.30 £14.03 £0.00
scottsman1 Unmatched bet  £1.77 £12.26 £1.77
scottsman1 Show
  • Q
  • A
   
davelufc Show
  • A
  • A
   
Flop
   
  • 3
  • Q
  • 9
     
Turn
   
  • 10
     
River
   
  • Q
     
scottsman1 Win Three Queens £11.34  £13.11
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  • Jac35Jac35
    edited February 2015
    Good decision Dave
    This kind of thing just doesn't happen elsewhere. Very unlucky sir
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  • igimcigimc
    edited February 2015
    In Response to Re: This is why i stopped playing:
    Good decision Dave This kind of thing just doesn't happen elsewhere. Very unlucky sir
    Posted by Jac35
    He said it happens too many times on here.
    He didn't say it never happened elsewhere.
    Learn to read
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  • somersomer
    edited February 2015
    In Response to Re: This is why i stopped playing:
    In Response to Re: This is why i stopped playing : He said it happens too many times on here. He didn't say it never happened elsewhere. Learn to read
    Posted by igimc
    If you deliberately misread the comment it allows for a humorous, sarcastic remark an essential for many on the site.


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  • VespaPXVespaPX
    edited February 2015
    In Response to Re: This is why i stopped playing:
    In Response to Re: This is why i stopped playing : He said it happens too many times on here. He didn't say it never happened elsewhere. Learn to read
    Posted by igimc
    The OP also said he had stopped playing !
    Obv not as he wouldn't be posting a hand.
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  • hhyftrftdrhhyftrftdr
    edited February 2015
    In Response to Re: This is why i stopped playing:
    In Response to Re: This is why i stopped playing : He said it happens too many times on here. He didn't say it never happened elsewhere. Learn to read
    Posted by igimc
    How many is too many?
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  • mrsduckmrsduck
    edited February 2015
    In Response to This is why i stopped playing:
    Happens too many times on here,888 ftw!!! Player Action Cards Amount Pot Balance Tricon Small blind   £0.02 £0.02 £2.90 jongemxan Big blind   £0.04 £0.06 £4.98   Your hole cards A A       scottsman1 Raise   £0.16 £0.22 £7.71 davelufc Raise   £0.80 £1.02 £5.30 antw3 Fold         JIMMYSON Fold         Tricon Fold         jongemxan Fold         scottsman1 All-in   £7.71 £8.73 £0.00 davelufc All-in   £5.30 £14.03 £0.00 scottsman1 Unmatched bet   £1.77 £12.26 £1.77 scottsman1 Show Q A       davelufc Show A A       Flop     3 Q 9       Turn     10       River     Q       scottsman1 Win Three Queens £11.34   £13.11
    Posted by davelufc
    Hey Dave he didn't have 888 it was actually QQQ, ul!
    ;)
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  • Nuggy962Nuggy962
    edited February 2015
    In Response to Re: This is why i stopped playing:
    In Response to This is why i stopped playing : Hey Dave he didn't have 888 it was actually QQQ, ul! ;)
    Posted by mrsduck
    Hahahahaha hhaaha big love for this :)
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  • davelufcdavelufc
    edited February 2015
    RNG stands for..... Robbed Nobbed n Gobbed.
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  • jdsallstarjdsallstar
    edited February 2015
    In Response to Re: This is why i stopped playing:
    RNG stands for..... Robbed Nobbed n Gobbed.
    Posted by davelufc
    Oh I like this game......

    "Happens too many times on here,888 ftw!!!" Stands for I'm a losing poker player, quick find someone else to blame!!
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  • JimRiddle7JimRiddle7
    edited February 2015
    In Response to Re: This is why i stopped playing:
    In Response to This is why i stopped playing : Hey Dave he didn't have 888 it was actually QQQ, ul! ;)
    Posted by mrsduck
    PlayerActionCardsAmountPotBalanceJimRiddle7Small blind 200.00200.006370.00SHOGUNSBig blind 400.00600.005650.00 Your hole cardshttps://www.skypoker.com/img/site/spade.gif'); background-attachment: initial; background-color: #ffffff; background-origin: initial; background-clip: initial; background-position: 1px 100%; background-repeat: no-repeat" class="spade">10https://www.skypoker.com/img/site/diamond.gif'); background-attachment: initial; background-color: #ffffff; background-origin: initial; background-clip: initial; background-position: 1px 100%; background-repeat: no-repeat" class="diamond">Q   balders92Fold    Any2SuitedFold    BLIND622Fold    https://www.skypoker.com/img/site/hhdealer.gif'); background-attachment: initial; background-color: transparent; background-origin: initial; background-clip: initial; background-position: 100% 100%; background-repeat: no-repeat" class="dealer">MVP490Call 400.001000.002555.00JimRiddle7Call 200.001200.006170.00SHOGUNSCheck    Flop     JimRiddle7Bet 1200.002400.004970.00SHOGUNSFold    MVP490All-in 2555.004955.000.00JimRiddle7Raise 2710.007665.002260.00JimRiddle7Unmatched bet 1355.006310.003615.00JimRiddle7Show   MVP490Show
    • https://www.skypoker.com/img/site/diamond.gif'); background-attachment: initial; background-color: #ffffff; background-origin: initial; background-clip: initial; background-position: 1px 100%; background-repeat: no-repeat" class="diamond">A
    • https://www.skypoker.com/img/site/diamond.gif'); background-attachment: initial; background-color: #ffffff; background-origin: initial; background-clip: initial; background-position: 1px 100%; background-repeat: no-repeat" class="diamond">3
       Turn     River  
    • https://www.skypoker.com/img/site/spade.gif'); background-attachment: initial; background-color: #ffffff; background-origin: initial; background-clip: initial; background-position: 1px 100%; background-repeat: no-repeat" class="spade">3
       MVP490WinThree 3s6310.00 6310.00
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  • hhyftrftdrhhyftrftdr
    edited February 2015
    In Response to Re: This is why i stopped playing:
    In Response to Re: This is why i stopped playing : Dave is absolutely CORRECT.. How can  all you IDIOTIC MUPPETS keep defending the software when you dont even know how it works. In future.. SHUT THE FUKC UP unless you can tell ME exactly how the RNG operates...
    Posted by JimRiddle7
    The RNG operates like an RNG.

    Obviously I'm disregarding the fact that the RNG is specifically designed to FUKC you over JimmyRiddle, in which case Sky is as bent as Derby's star striker.
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  • jdsallstarjdsallstar
    edited February 2015
    In Response to Re: This is why i stopped playing:
    In Response to Re: This is why i stopped playing : Dave is absolutely CORRECT.. How can  all you IDIOTIC MUPPETS keep defending the software when you dont even know how it works. In future.. SHUT THE FUKC UP unless you can tell ME exactly how the RNG operates...
    Posted by JimRiddle7

    Right so let's just get a couple of things straight. You think sky's rng is dodgy yet you have played 14 THOUSAND games on here. Since your last meltdown in December you have played a further 600 games.

    ......but yes we're the idiots!!!

    Ps this meltdown is epic you should be very proud

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  • somersomer
    edited February 2015
    In Response to Re: This is why i stopped playing:
    In Response to Re: This is why i stopped playing : Right so let's just get a couple of things straight. You think sky's rng is dodgy yet you have played 14 THOUSAND games on here. Since your last meltdown in December you have played a further 600 games. ......but yes we're the idiots!!! Ps this meltdown is epic you should be very proud
    Posted by jdsallstar

    Getting a couple of things straight is an excellent idea.
    We could start with the RNG - if Sky could publish the conclusions of the most recent independent auditors report on the site systems we could resolve a number of issues.
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  • davelufcdavelufc
    edited February 2015
    And this is why I keep playing.............lolz
    PlayerActionCardsAmountPotBalance
    stilo Small blind  500.00 500.00 4440.00
    Megabob502 Big blind  560.00 1060.00 0.00
      Your hole cards
    • K
    • K
    		     
    allanaus23 Call  1000.00 2060.00 13535.00
    davelufc All-in  10850.00 12910.00 0.00
    rumbelow Fold     
    El_Nino09 Fold     
    stilo All-in  4440.00 17350.00 0.00
    allanaus23 Fold     
    davelufc Unmatched bet  5910.00 11440.00 5910.00
    stilo Show
    • A
    • A
    		   
    Megabob502 Show
    • 6
    • J
    		   
    davelufc Show
    • K
    • K
    		   
    Flop
       
    • 7
    • Q
    • 5
    		     
    Turn
       
    • A
    		     
    River
       
    • 2
    		     
    davelufc Win Flush to the Ace 11440.00  17350.00
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  • hhyftrftdrhhyftrftdr
    edited February 2015
    In Response to Re: This is why i stopped playing:
    In Response to Re: This is why i stopped playing : Getting a couple of things straight is an excellent idea. We could start with the RNG - if Sky could publish the conclusions of the most recent independent auditors report on the site systems we could resolve a number of issues.
    Posted by somer
    What issues?
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  • stuarty117stuarty117
    edited February 2015
    In Response to Re: This is why i stopped playing:
    And this is why I keep playing.............lolz Player Action Cards Amount Pot Balance stilo Small blind   500.00 500.00 4440.00 Megabob502 Big blind   560.00 1060.00 0.00   Your hole cards K K       allanaus23 Call   1000.00 2060.00 13535.00 davelufc All-in   10850.00 12910.00 0.00 rumbelow Fold         El_Nino09 Fold         stilo All-in   4440.00 17350.00 0.00 allanaus23 Fold         davelufc Unmatched bet   5910.00 11440.00 5910.00 stilo Show A A       Megabob502 Show 6 J       davelufc Show K K       Flop     7 Q 5       Turn     A       River     2       davelufc Win Flush to the Ace 11440.00   17350.00
    Posted by davelufc

    8 8 8 didnt last long
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  • jdsallstarjdsallstar
    edited February 2015
    In Response to Re: This is why i stopped playing:
    In Response to Re: This is why i stopped playing : Getting a couple of things straight is an excellent idea. We could start with the RNG - if Sky could publish the conclusions of the most recent independent auditors report on the site systems we could resolve a number of issues.
    Posted by somer

    I actually agree that there should be more openness regarding testing, results and auditing of the rng. Having said that, i havent heard one compelling reason to doubt or question it but can think of loads of reasons why I can trust it, have seen enough to trust it and it's fairly clear to see the best players are the most profitable, the worst players are the least profitable with the rest of us all somewhere in between.

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  • cenachavcenachav
    edited February 2015
    In Response to Re: This is why i stopped playing:
    In Response to Re: This is why i stopped playing : Dave is absolutely CORRECT.. How can  all you IDIOTIC MUPPETS keep defending the software when you dont even know how it works. In future.. SHUT THE FUKC UP unless you can tell ME exactly how the RNG operates...
    Posted by JimRiddle7
    On MS DOS apparently
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  • davelufcdavelufc
    edited February 2015
    In Response to Re: This is why i stopped playing:
    In Response to Re: This is why i stopped playing : I actually agree that there should be more openness regarding testing, results and auditing of the rng. Having said that, i havent heard one compelling reason to doubt or question it but can think of loads of reasons why I can trust it, have seen enough to trust it and it's fairly clear to see the best players are the most profitable, the worst players are the least profitable with the rest of us all somewhere in between.
    Posted by jdsallstar
    85% of poker players are losing players.

    You will win on average 3/100 tourneys you enter,

    You will cash on average 14/100 tourneys you enter,

    Its poker end of.

    Play some home/casino games and see what cards come out!!

    You decide if I`m being serious or not............
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