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Just Enough Time For A Song? Lisa Is The Sky Poker Diamond!

With all the videos about I nearly didn't do one....but I couldn't resist! lol

No drugs were used in the writing of this ditty! ;)

 

Picture Tikay with a boat on the river,

He looks at his chipstack then pushes all-in.

Somebody calls him, the girl on the button

But he’s still convinced that he’ll win

 

She’s got him covered, it’s all on the line

He turns over Aces and Kings

Can’t quite believe it when she shows her hand

‘Coz he’s gone!

 

(boom boom boom)

 

Lisa’s got a straight flush in Diamonds

Lisa’s got a straight flush in Diamonds

Lisa’s got a straight flush in Diamonds

Wiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii

 

Railers go mad as LM wins the first leg

It’s all very easy with her powerful crew

Whooosh, Ness and xFallenx. Merenovice and Machka

And that is to name but a few!

 

New forum headlines reveal the results

Tikay’s been put in his place

Rounds two and three go the same as the first

And he’s gone

 

(boom boom boom)

 

Lisa is the Sky Poker Diamond

Lisa is the Sky Poker Diamond

Lisa is the Sky Poker Diamond

Wiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii

 

Rounds four and five are a foregone conclusion

As LML’s warriors secure every one

Look for the old folk and they’ve all gone AWOL

But Tikay’s still claiming he’s won

 

(boom boom boom)

 

Lisa is the Sky Poker Diamond

Lisa is the Sky Poker Diamond

Lisa is the Sky Poker Diamond

Wiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii

Comments

  • edited January 2010
    AWESOME!!! I demand a song EVERY Tuesday Digsy!!

    xxx

    WOOOOOOOHOOOOOOOOO
  • edited January 2010
    Another classic from the Digger jukebox. Well done mate.
  • edited January 2010
    In Response to Just Enough Time For A Song? Lisa Is The Sky Poker Diamond!:
    With all the videos about I nearly didn't do one....but I couldn't resist! lol No drugs were used in the writing of this ditty! ;)   Picture Tikay with a boat on the river, He looks at his chipstack then pushes all-in. Somebody calls him, the girl on the button But he’s still convinced that he’ll win   She’s got him covered, it’s all on the line He turns over Aces and Kings Can’t quite believe it when she shows her hand ‘Coz he’s gone!   (boom boom boom)   Lisa’s got a straight flush in Diamonds Lisa’s got a straight flush in Diamonds Lisa’s got a straight flush in Diamonds Wiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii   Railers go mad as LM wins the first leg It’s all very easy with her powerful crew Whooosh, Ness and xFallenx. Merenovice and Machka And that is to name but a few!   New forum headlines reveal the results Tikay’s been put in his place Rounds two and three go the same as the first And he’s gone   (boom boom boom)   Lisa is the Sky Poker Diamond Lisa is the Sky Poker Diamond Lisa is the Sky Poker Diamond Wiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii   Rounds four and five are a foregone conclusion As LML’s warriors secure every one Look for the old folk and they’ve all gone AWOL But Tikay’s still claiming he’s won   (boom boom boom)   Lisa is the Sky Poker Diamond Lisa is the Sky Poker Diamond Lisa is the Sky Poker Diamond Wiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii
    Posted by DiggerMan
    Absolute Classic Diggybum hunni! xxxxx
  • edited January 2010
    Classic Diggerman.
  • edited January 2010
  • edited January 2010
    Superb Digger!
  • edited January 2010
    Thanks very much all for your nice comments! Unfortunately, there appears to have been some miscalculation in the results because Tikay is claiming victory! That is obviously not part of the script and will have to be rectified immediately......ok, in the next leg then! Omaha....that'll be interesting with 1400 runners!
    Captain Lisa, I will try and produce something for next week! ;)

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