What's going on here? Caption Comp, with Prize(s).

Tikay10

Spotted these on google this morning.
 
Caption, please, what is this all about?

Tikay10

Prizes(s)?

Free Entry into NEXT TUESDAY's Tuesday Turbo Open Main Event (value £11) for the winner.
 
Plus Free Entry into NEXT TUESDAY's Mini (value £5.50) for the runner ups, based on one runner-up prize for every 5 unique entries.

So if we get just 5 unique entries (unique - different people) it will be 1 x First Prize & one runner up prize.

10 enties will mean 1 x First Prize & 2 x Runner--Up prizes.

If we get, say, 23 unique entries, it'll be 1 x First Prize & 4 x Runner Up Prizes.

Deadline for entries is 23.59 Thursday (tomorrow).

You may enter as many times as you wish, but it'll only count as one unique entry.  

Not sure how we'll judge the winners yet, but we'll worry about that on Friday.   

BorinLoner

Not looking for a prize but:

The inspiration for James Blunt's 2004 hit single "You're Beautiful" is revealed.

aussie09

Richard came from Miami F.L.A.
Hitch-hiked her way across the U.S.A.
Plucked her eyebrows on the way
Shaved her legs and then he was a she
She said, hey babe, take a walk on the wild side,
Said, hey honey, take a walk on the wild side.

Glenelg

I'm guessing it's Anna putting on her make-up?

BlakeyEFC

"I can take on the World... but first I'll need some Kick-ass red lipstick!"

CHILLIE

OH well new bosses new era gotta look my best to impress

VespaPX

New owners make further cost savings by getting rid of make-up department.

churchy18

rich trying too prove there is no orford straight 

Benchmark

Ever wondered why you have never seen Anna Fowler and Richard Orford in the same room together?

Anna caught pre wig fitting.

GELDY

Well if Anna can look beautiful and play poker, so can I

BigBluster

Because you're worth it.

Tikay10

These are fantastic.

No idea how we'll pick a winner, they are so good.

Just hope Lord Smirky himself does not see it.

Anna Silly Soppy Sausage might not be best pleased, either.  

samantha25

So this is where the 'troutpout' originated from?!

lets all blame Orford as per.

RICHORFORD

In Response to Re: What's going on here? Caption Comp, with Prize(s).:

rich trying too prove there is no orford straight 
Posted by churchy18

Lol!

RICHORFORD

You should all see Tikay's makeup routine. 

Put it this way, he's next on screen on March 31st with me. And I saw him go into the makeup room half an hour ago to make a start. 

Sir-Gary

Oh well no more 861 so it's back to the drag act

GELDY

Little did Rich know SkyTowers has now been fitted with two-way mirrors

Big Brother's latest z-lister still hasn't cottoned on to the fact that the viewers can see everything on the 24hr live stream

unknown_username

What's a man  supposed to do when the wife finds a makeup bag in the bedroom and it isn't hers.

hhyftrftdr

In Response to Re: What's going on here? Caption Comp, with Prize(s).:

rich trying too prove there is no orford straight 
Posted by churchy18

Wins the internet.

gg wp

MATT8

In Response to Re: What's going on here? Caption Comp, with Prize(s).:

rich trying too prove there is no orford straight 
Posted by churchy18

This is clearly the best but can they read this out on TV?!

Itsover4u

Richard was staked once.... but he never got out of Makeup!

IDONKCALLU

now no more 861  times are hard for rich now turning into a drag queen act to earn some money

VespaPX

E-mail from the suits contained an unfortunate typo:

Dear Mr Orford
We would like you to front our new Chanel TV campaign.
Please dress appropriately.

MAXALLY

When Richard was told that Sky Poker were going to drop down the channel listings, he really hoped it was going to be Sky Poker Babes.....and not Sky Sports 4.

smileychop

Record number of complaints received over Boots new ad campaign

#LetsFeelGood 

dumb_blond

all i need now  Is a hot flush

Sir-Gary

Major scandel erupts after secret pictures taken in the labs of a major cosmetic company, seems to explain why their adverts are now saying their products were not tested on animals. A company spokesman said the Chimpanzees refused the job saying it was too risky and the pay was too low.

dumb_blond

mirror mirror on the wall tell them orfords  best of all

VespaPX

You can put lipstick on a pig, but..................!

(metaphorically speaking of course) :-)

wynne1938

Who does this remind you of?

https://www.facebook.com/grumpyoldgits/photos/a.232717906790512.60780.199118980150405/877240755671554/?type=1