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Life's a Flop...

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  • edited May 2015
    In Response to Re: Life's a Flop...:
    In Response to Re: Life's a Flop... : Murder and Multi-accounting? Not sure which will get you banned longer!
    Posted by YOYOY
    To be fair, she did use a compound split infinitive once too often.
  • edited May 2015
    ridic thread bezzy, thanx

    yeesh, lotsa lolz but no emojis, skypoker forum probs obv.

    wuz you still sexting the missus, or are you a tweep or prefer facetime instead? blech! what you use: oxazole in a Paczki? and why? didn't you like the shooties she was wearing while twerking for you in a onesie? or was her cakehole too loud, eew? or maybe you just didn't see eye to eye on the old devo issue. must be a bit of a schitz eh!

    at least i guess you've no-one to complain if your tuneage is shizzle turned up loud.

    anyways forget cash with the newbs, you podiumed recently? pretty dench if you have.

    #hashtag #checkbox






  • edited May 2015
    In Response to Re: Life's a Flop...:
    ridic thread bezzy, thanx yeesh, lotsa lolz but no emojis, skypoker forum probs obv. wuz you still sexting the missus, or are you a tweep or prefer facetime instead? blech! what you use: oxazole in a Paczki? and why? didn't you like the shooties she was wearing while twerking for you in a onesie? or was her cakehole too loud, eew? or maybe you just didn't see eye to eye on the old devo issue. must be a bit of a schitz eh! at least i guess you've no-one to complain if your tuneage is shizzle turned up loud. anyways forget cash with the newbs, you podiumed recently? pretty dench if you have. #hashtag #checkbox
    Posted by GELDY
    Ridiculous use of language!

    You sir, are barred.
  • edited May 2015
    In Response to Re: Life's a Flop...:
    In Response to Re: Life's a Flop... : Ridiculous use of language! You sir, are barred.
    Posted by Slipwater
    you don't want a game of scrabble then?
  • edited May 2015
    In Response to Re: Life's a Flop...:
    In Response to Re: Life's a Flop... : you don't want a game of scrabble then?
    Posted by GELDY
    Your use of language is, like, totes ridic.....
  • edited May 2015
    In Response to Re: Life's a Flop...:
    In Response to Re: Life's a Flop... : Your use of language is, like, totes ridic.....
    Posted by Essexphil
    Phil - you may have been the inaugural guest in Team Slippy, but you can do one as well if you're going to talk like that!
  • edited May 2015

    Some of you will remember the charity 24 hour pokerthon that Larson7 and I did back in December 2013. This morning - 18 months after we did it - I got an email saying someone had donated £40, bringing the total to £1,345 for Cancer Research UK.

     

    The page is still available here --

     

    https://www.justgiving.com/pokerthon/

     

    -- if you want to go check it out. The donation is listed to visitors as 'Anonymous' but as the owner of the page I can see the person's name.

     

    If this is you, thank you very much - better late than never and all that jazz - although a quick Google search (I'm quite good at those...) has me thinking this person probably doesn't play on Sky, you know, being a big name live player an' all...

     

    Anyway, if you missed it first time round and want to throw some money at it, thanks in advance. 

     

    I did suggest to Larson7 that we do it again, this time for 36 hours, but he told me what I could go and do with that idea.

     

    Sigh.

  • edited May 2015
    That is an immense effort between the two of you, very well played.

    I'm sure there are other degenerates knocking around on here that would be willing to have a run at topping the 24 hour mark and raising more.  With it's current popularity I'm sure a micro PLO8 cash table could be kept running for the cause :)
  • edited May 2015
    Hi mate may just be a coincidence but i was on a ft with larson last night and after he said was donating half to charity
  • edited May 2015
    In Response to Re: Life's a Flop...:
    Hi mate may just be a coincidence but i was on a ft with larson last night and after he said was donating half to charity
    Posted by LmfaoAllin
    Whooshed as bad as Tikay! ;)
  • edited June 2015
    I'm not religious: I don't believe in God - certainly not in the old guy with a grey beard and deep voice kind of way - but sometimes life plays out in such a way that it gives with one hand and takes away with the other almost in the same breath, and it is during moments like those that I sometimes revise my position on the whole cosmic significance of the forks that appear from time to time in our personal journeys.
  • edited June 2015
    Cryptic.....pray tell
  • edited June 2015
    In Response to Re: Life's a Flop...:
    I'm not religious: I don't believe in God - certainly not in the old guy with a grey beard and deep voice kind of way - but sometimes life plays out in such a way that it gives with one hand and takes away with the other almost in the same breath, and it is during moments like those that I sometimes revise my position on the whole cosmic significance of the forks that appear from time to time in our personal journeys.
    Posted by Slipwater

    Biggest load of bollooooox I've eva read :)
  • edited June 2015
    I hope it's a bit deeper than I won a flip, then I lost a flip? 
  • edited June 2015
    hope everything is ok mate. 


  • edited June 2015
    In Response to Re: Life's a Flop...:
    hope everything is ok mate. 
    Posted by HENDRIK62
    +1 hope my remark wasnt flippant in a serious moment
  • edited June 2015
    Thanks for the concern, folks (even Sam, who obviously cares deeply).

    All is fine. The job may not be there for much longer, but such is life - I'm sure I can pick up another one of those. There are certainly forum regs who have it a lot tougher than I do right now, so I don't wish to undermine or draw silly comparisons... but I'm a writer, so I'm prone to wallow in a bit of melodrama from time to time.

    Phantom - no offense taken at all, but what on earth makes you think I've ever won a flip? ;)
  • edited June 2015
    :) 

    You could always just play cash with the homeless and needy.
  • edited June 2015
    Hope you find a nice new job Slip! 
  • edited June 2015
    In Response to Re: Life's a Flop...:
    Hope you find a nice new job Slip! 
    Posted by mrsduck
    Thanks, Ducky...  watch this space, I guess.

    Sam - your compassion is duly noted.

    Oddly, this last weekend was the most profitable I've had in the casino - perhaps the knowledge that I may be out of a job soon pushed me to try something different, and I walked away with just under £1k for my Friday/Saturday efforts.

    Lucky hand of the weekend: I raised pre to £8 with AQ and get two callers. The rainbow flop comes down Q34. I lead out for £12. Caller number one shoves for £130 and caller number two calls (leaving himself with about £40 behind). So there's now just under £300 in the pot and I have top pair. I thought about it for ages - put one of them on a big queen (maybe even the same hand as mine) and the other one on maybe A2 or a mid pocket pair like 7s or 8s.

    It probably should have been a fold, and I don't think your profit/loss for the night should ever be a factor in your decision, but I looked down at my stack and saw that I was about £200 to the good for the night, so going for it here wasn't really going to hurt me. I raised, to put the other guy all-in. He showed JQ and the original shove showed 34. Way ahead of one, and way behind the other. Dodge a jack. Ace or queen for the win.

    Turn 6. River 6.

    Ouch.

    I win the £400 pot.
  • edited June 2015
    which casno u play in slip

  • edited July 2015
    **BUMP**

    How's things Slip (hoping the grammatical error will entice you back)

    You had some worrying work related news - hope things are ok?

    PS In case you hadn't heard, there is a writing competition on here at the moment to win a seat to the UKPC.
  • edited July 2015
    Well done phantom 
    that's one less prize available

  • edited July 2015
    In Response to Re: Life's a Flop...:
    **BUMP** How's things Slip (hoping the grammatical error will entice you back) You had some worrying work related news - hope things are ok? PS In case you hadn't heard, there is a writing competition on here at the moment to win a seat to the UKPC.
    Posted by Phantom66
    I think he must have gotten broken being left to try and control drunken Samantha and Trips in MK.  Not sure any person could survive that tbh.
  • edited September 2015
    Well, I guess I'm back...

    I only intended to take a few days away from the forum, and before long a few days turned into a week, that into a month, and then... well, here we are. And three months down the line, the reasons for my absence in the first place have escaped me.

    Now, if you don't mind, the level of literacy around this place has not improved sans Slipwater, and as a result there are a lot of grammatically incorrect posts I have to fix.

    See you in another few months then, yeah?
  • edited September 2015
    In Response to Re: Life's a Flop...:
    Well, I guess I'm back... I only intended to take a few days away from the forum, and before long a few days turned into a week, that into a month, and then... well, here we are. And three months down the line, the reasons for my absence in the first place have escaped me. Now, if you don't mind, the level of literacy around this place has not improved sans Slipwater, and as a result there are a lot of grammatically incorrect posts I have to fix. See you in another few months then, yeah?
    Posted by Slipwater
    I fink ewe will find it aint dat bad as sum of us have been working hard at are grammer. 
  • edited September 2015
    Welcome back my good man, i hope things are ok. Please could you put to the top of your grammatical naughty list the constant use of the word of instead of have in sentences...ie could of, would of etc etc. it may be a small thing but that's how wars start, or some such hyperbole;)
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