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A Song Before The Carnage for Our Poker Queen
She keeps her World Series Bracelet
In a pretty cabinet
Bought off E-Bay, she says
Thank god for the internet
But our Lisa’s ok
She’s better than Rich or Tikay
And she’ll call all-in with her Ace Jack
Every time!
If you slowroll she will just forget
But tell you it’s bad etiquette
She’s extraordinarily nice
She's a Poker Queen
Captain of the greatest team
Cheekbones like you’ve never seen
you’re guaranteed to blow your chips
Everytime
Recommend you give up now
We’re gonna beat you anyhow
Worth a try!
It was a shock losing leg one
And seeing Tikay do so well
But Devil Woman
Has said she’s gonna give ‘em hell
Omaha is next up
And when it gets to heads up
There won’t be any Tikayers
Or zimmers in sight
Well last week, it seems, she was half asleep
But this time she’ll go very deep
Final table to be precise
She's a Poker Queen
Captain of the greatest team
Cheekbones like you’ve never seen
you’re guaranteed to blow your chips
Everytime
Drop of a hat! We’ll be winning as
Tikay claims we’re second class
Then all of a sudden he realises
None of his team have actually cashed
It’ll absolutely drive him wild, wild
She’s gonna get you
She's a Poker Queen
Captain of the greatest team
Cheekbones like you’ve never seen
you’re guaranteed to blow your chips
Everytime
Recommend that you take the price
On Lisa winning Tuesday night
What a price!
You got the price?
Comments
Inspired by Queen's Killer Queen song no doubt.
Love it.
Loving the work Diggerman, very clever and funny.