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All the very best.
Rainman397
Many happy returns Teeks.
Thank you very much, all of you. Except Orford, of course.
I should tell you that when I was chatting with Rhino the other night, he asked me if I really disliked Orford, as on the Shows, it seems that way. Ridic question, of course I dislike him. What is there to like?
Anyway, Orford sent me a text yesterday at around 2.30pm, just before my gym session, & said he planned to out me.
I replied as follows. Apologies, but the Forum "banned words" list might not allow my full reply.
Look here *******
You are a ****** ****** ****, & what's more, I think you are a complete & utter ****
Insincere Regards,
Lord Kendall.
There was mention of Charles Collett. Ooh.
He was - how about this for a grand job title? - Chief Mechanical Engineer, Great Western Railway.
He designed the famous & iconic Kings & Castle classes, & succeeded the legendary George Churchward, who designed the Star & County classes, as well as "the record breaking "City of Truro".
Poor old Churchward met a nasty death, as it happens. In his retirement, he became hard of hearing & also had failing eyesight, but he was a bit of a grumpy & interfering busybody who could not let go of his responsibilities. A lot of old people are like that, or so I'm told.
One morning, he was wandering along the GWR railway track near Swindon, inspecting the sleepers. As you do. They used wooden sleepers at the time (which gave a far better ride than modern concrete sleepers, as they had "give" in them), but one of them had become displaced.
Whilst deciding what to do about it, & stood, perhaps unwisely, on the track, with his back to the "down" traffic, (DOWN traffic is AWAY from London, UP traffic is going TO London), he was knocked over & killed stone dead by a down express. The express was hauled by a Castle Class, designed by his successor, the one & only Charles Collett.
Ain't that fascinating?
I must also commend aussie, on his remarkable maths skills. I checked his number, & I was pretty sure he was incorrect by around 18 days - but then I remembered leap years.
Mention was made, too, of Karl Lagerfeld.
Here's a question for you.
Karl Lagerfeld has a cat which has its own Twitter account. No, I kid you not.
Guess how many followers Karl Lagerfeld's cat has?
My Guess is The Cat has over 1,000 followers
:):) Think I could be way of more like 10,000 followers
That's incred - Wurzel Channing. Love it. It could equally be Worzel Orford, of course.
As to my presentation to the suits of the QYM suggestion, I get invited to monthly meetings every 2 years or so, so given the comments in the OP by Orford, we are drawing pretty thin, & we might just be on a one-outer.
Hope all is well with you, & you are still talking rubbish & eating for England. How is your poor, battered, down-trodden husband? Sheesh, that man must be a Saint to put up with you. Let me tell you this, Karen - if you & I were married, we'd be divorced.
xx
Happy belated birthday!
Mr Kendall do i win a prize for being the only person to take a guess,At how Many Followers Karl Largerfel's Cat has on TWITTER:):):):)