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TEAM LML!!! ONWARDS TO VICTORY!!!

unknown_usernameunknown_username
edited February 2010 in Sky Poker Tournaments
I am happy to join with you today in what will go down in history as the greatest demonstration of Poker thrashing in the history of our Team.. [Applause] One score week ago, a great Leader, in whose symbolic shadow we stand was thrashed mercilessly in the Omaha. This momentous happening came as a great beacon light of hope to millions of Team LML players who had been seared in the flames of withering injustice and outdraws. It came as a joyous daybreak to end the long night of captivity.But a few days later, the Tikayers face the tragic fact that they are again tottering on the very edge of utter humiliation.So much so that their previously mighty leader sulked like a little boy and refused to undertake a forfeit of any kind... Apart from the Mallard Fiasco. Surely that must count for something.The life of the Poker player is still sadly crippled by the manacles of luck and the chains of variance.. Or was that Vince? I'm never quite sure ;)One hundred years Older, the Tikay Captain lives on a lonely island of Loserville in the midst of a vast ocean of Defeatedness... With OnlyOneLuckbox and the empty promise of a lesser spotted Greghogg (No relation to the common Mallard).In a sense we have come to our teams capital to cash a cheque. When the architects of our victory played the magnificent hands of the Omaha and the made their declaration of Loyalty, they were signing a promissory note to which every LML-er was to fall heir. This note was a promise that all men and women would be guaranteed the inalienable rights of life, liberty, and the pursuit of the Tikayers chips..But there is something that I must say to my people who sit on the warm baize which leads into the palace of justice. In the process of gaining our rightful place we must not be guilty of wrongful deeds (except for suckouts and blind stealing. Those are all good). Let us not seek to satisfy our thirst for Victory by drinking from the cup of bitterness and hatred.. Let us instead leave that to the chipless, the hopeless and indeed the youthless...I am not unmindful that some of you have come here out of great trials and tribulations. Some of you have come fresh from bad beats and downswings. Some of you have come from areas where your quest for chipstacks left you battered by the storms of Ace Jack and staggered by the winds of cunning bluffs. You have been the veterans of creative suffering. I say to you today, my friends, that in spite of the difficulties and frustrations of the moment, I still have a dream. It is a dream deeply rooted in the Poker dream.I have a dream that one day this Team will rise up and live out the true meaning of its creed: "We hold these truths to be self-evident: that all poker players are NOT created equal."I have a dream that my team members will one day play in a tournament where they will not be judged by the color of their chips but by the content of their pots.I have a dream today.(Tikay has about a million everyday.. It's all relative) Let Victory ring from the curvaceous Chipstacks of the final table!Let Victory ring from the Team list of the mighty Agent Apollo 11!Let Victory ring from the Homosexual Mallards of Duck R us.com!Let Victory ring from hallowed 56p of the Snowball Fiasco!Let Victory ring from CCTV footage so lovingly posted in our very own forum!Good Luck team. I have faith that each and every one of you will play your part for the full 60 seconds!!Especially our Captain of Vice who, rumour has it has lasted two or three minutes on occasion.. (Machka.. stop it!)Let's TAKE THIS DOWN!!!x Your Proud Captain x 
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  • Tikay10Tikay10
    edited February 2010
    In Response to TEAM LML!!! ONWARDS TO VICTORY!!!:
    I am happy to join with you today in what will go down in history as the greatest demonstration of Poker thrashing in the history of our Team.. [Applause]   One score week ago, a great Leader, in whose symbolic shadow we stand was thrashed mercilessly in the Omaha . This momentous happening came as a great beacon light of hope to millions of Team LML players who had been seared in the flames of withering injustice and outdraws. It came as a joyous daybreak to end the long night of captivity. But a few days later, the Tikayers face the tragic fact that they are again tottering on the very edge of utter humiliation . So much so that their previously mighty leader sulked like a little boy and refused to undertake a forfeit of any kind... Apart from the Mallard Fiasco. Surely that must count for something. The life of the Poker player is still sadly crippled by the manacles of luck and the chains of v ariance.. Or was that Vince? I'm never quite sure ;) One hundred years Older, the Tikay Captain lives on a lonely island of Loserville in the midst of a vast ocean of Defeatedness ... With OnlyOneLuckbox and the empty promise of a lesser spotted Greghogg (No relation to the common Mallard). In a sense we have come to our teams capital to cash a cheque. When the architects of our victory played the magnificent hands of the Omaha and the made their declaration of Loyalty, they were signing a promissory note to which every LML-er was to fall heir. This note was a promise that all men and women would be guaranteed the inalienable rights of life, liberty, and the pursuit of the Tikayers chips.. But there is something that I must say to my people who sit on the warm baize which leads into the palace of justice. In the process of gaining our rightful place we must not be guilty of wrongful deeds (except for suckouts and blind stealing. Those are all good). Let us not seek to satisfy our thirst for Victory by drinking from the cup of bitterness and hatred.. Let us instead leave that to the chipless , the hopeless and indeed the youthless ... I am not unmindful that some of you have come here out of great trials and tribulations. Some of you have come fresh from bad beats and downswings. Some of you have come from areas where your quest for chipstacks left you battered by the storms of Ace Jack and staggered by the winds of cunning bluffs. You have been the veterans of creative suffering.  I say to you today, my friends, that in spite of the difficulties and frustrations of the moment, I still have a dream . It is a dream deeply rooted in the Poker dream. I have a dream that one day this Team will rise up and live out the true meaning of its creed: "We hold these truths to be self-evident: that all poker players are NOT created equal." I have a dream that my team members will one day play in a tournament where they will not be judged by the color of their chips but by the content of their pots. I have a dream today. (Tikay has about a million everyday.. It's all relativ e)  Let Victory ring from the curvaceous Chipstacks of the final table! Let Victory ring from the Team list of the mighty Agent Apollo 11! Let Victory ring from the Homosexual Mallards of Duck R us.com! Let Victory ring from hallowed 56p of the Snowball Fiasco! Let Victory ring from CCTV footage so lovingly posted in our very own forum! Good Luck team. I have faith that each and every one of you will play your part for the full 60 seconds!! Especially our Captain of Vice who, rumour has it has lasted two or three minutes on occasion.. (Machka.. stop it!) Let's TAKE THIS DOWN!!! x Your Proud Captain x  
    Posted by LML
    You wish.
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  • Tikay10Tikay10
    edited February 2010

    Sorry, that's all I read. I fell asleep after that bit.

    Was there more?
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  • BADBOY985BADBOY985
    edited February 2010
    READY AND WAITING TO GO SKIPPER, ALTHOUGH THAS NOT SAYING MUCH AS IVE MANAGED 196th AND 198th FOR THE FIRST TWO EVENTS!
    AT LEAST IM CONSISTANT LOL
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  • Tikay10Tikay10
    edited February 2010

    Thanks, BADBOY, see you later.
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  • unknown_usernameunknown_username
    edited February 2010
    Inspiring Lisa, truly inspiring.  I'm afraid I can't make this round but wish all Team LML well in their quest.  My money is on Rich to go one better than tikay in Leg 1.
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  • TRIP5TRIP5
    edited February 2010
    YAWN...Snoozeville, waffle, rambling & nonsense

    x
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  • sophiesmumsophiesmum
    edited February 2010
    Goodness me - what a lot of words.  Let's hope Team Tikay's actions can speak a lot louder than them.

    Jan x
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  • D3ADH4ND5D3ADH4ND5
    edited February 2010
    back from the hospital and ready my lady
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  • BowieBoyBowieBoy
    edited February 2010
    Words of wisdom and leadership.
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  • unknown_usernameunknown_username
    edited February 2010
    Woof!
    I'm an expert at this so have no fear Lisa, my double up with every bet on red can't fail tonight.

    (btw I've been looking in the Casino room all day and I can't find any mention of a Roulette tournament.)
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  • NoseyBonkNoseyBonk
    edited February 2010
    Possibly the most moving thing I've ever read! Nosey is ready for action and I'll be MT'ing for the first time ever. Just time for an episode of '24' beforehand..........
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  • OnlyOneCTOnlyOneCT
    edited February 2010
    In Response to TEAM LML!!! ONWARDS TO VICTORY!!!:
    I am happy to join with you today in what will go down in history as the greatest demonstration of Poker thrashing in the history of our Team.. [Applause]   One score week ago, a great Leader, in whose symbolic shadow we stand was thrashed mercilessly in the Omaha . This momentous happening came as a great beacon light of hope to millions of Team LML players who had been seared in the flames of withering injustice and outdraws. It came as a joyous daybreak to end the long night of captivity. But a few days later, the Tikayers face the tragic fact that they are again tottering on the very edge of utter humiliation . So much so that their previously mighty leader sulked like a little boy and refused to undertake a forfeit of any kind... Apart from the Mallard Fiasco. Surely that must count for something. The life of the Poker player is still sadly crippled by the manacles of luck and the chains of v ariance.. Or was that Vince? I'm never quite sure ;) One hundred years Older, the Tikay Captain lives on a lonely island of Loserville in the midst of a vast ocean of Defeatedness ... With OnlyOneLuckbox and the empty promise of a lesser spotted Greghogg (No relation to the common Mallard). In a sense we have come to our teams capital to cash a cheque. When the architects of our victory played the magnificent hands of the Omaha and the made their declaration of Loyalty, they were signing a promissory note to which every LML-er was to fall heir. This note was a promise that all men and women would be guaranteed the inalienable rights of life, liberty, and the pursuit of the Tikayers chips.. But there is something that I must say to my people who sit on the warm baize which leads into the palace of justice. In the process of gaining our rightful place we must not be guilty of wrongful deeds (except for suckouts and blind stealing. Those are all good). Let us not seek to satisfy our thirst for Victory by drinking from the cup of bitterness and hatred.. Let us instead leave that to the chipless , the hopeless and indeed the youthless ... I am not unmindful that some of you have come here out of great trials and tribulations. Some of you have come fresh from bad beats and downswings. Some of you have come from areas where your quest for chipstacks left you battered by the storms of Ace Jack and staggered by the winds of cunning bluffs. You have been the veterans of creative suffering.  I say to you today, my friends, that in spite of the difficulties and frustrations of the moment, I still have a dream . It is a dream deeply rooted in the Poker dream. I have a dream that one day this Team will rise up and live out the true meaning of its creed: "We hold these truths to be self-evident: that all poker players are NOT created equal." I have a dream that my team members will one day play in a tournament where they will not be judged by the color of their chips but by the content of their pots. I have a dream today. (Tikay has about a million everyday.. It's all relativ e)  Let Victory ring from the curvaceous Chipstacks of the final table! Let Victory ring from the Team list of the mighty Agent Apollo 11! Let Victory ring from the Homosexual Mallards of Duck R us.com! Let Victory ring from hallowed 56p of the Snowball Fiasco! Let Victory ring from CCTV footage so lovingly posted in our very own forum! Good Luck team. I have faith that each and every one of you will play your part for the full 60 seconds!! Especially our Captain of Vice who, rumour has it has lasted two or three minutes on occasion.. (Machka.. stop it!) Let's TAKE THIS DOWN!!! x Your Proud Captain x  
    Posted by LML
    Zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz!. :):):)

    Here's a little proposition for you if actually no WHEN us Tikayers crush your sorry little rear behinds tonight and make it 2-1, i propose that on the next edtion of Mastercash, Tikay makes unlimited references without getting into trouble from the powers that be about a fine victory tonight and the lifespan of Homosexual Mallards! :)
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  • penguin7penguin7
    edited February 2010
    Anyone fancy a sweepstake on just how long this will last tonight? I think about half an hour !
    Anyway Im back from TPing last week and will be ready with finger poised above allin button. GO Team LML
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  • OnlyOneCTOnlyOneCT
    edited February 2010
    Also can i say many thanks to the Fartigan for being very complimentary about my play in last Thursday Night's Celeb Scary! :):):)

    That is all!!!
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  • apollo_11apollo_11
    edited February 2010
    I am ready and willing to do my bit for the team tonight.
    Unfortunately, I will be unable to rail any players due to having received an entry into the Forum Deepstack for tonight.
    I will publish the MVP list as soon as I am out of the Deepie Tournament.
    Good luck to all of Team Lisa-Marie tonight and lets build those small chipstacks into mountains.
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  • NoseyBonkNoseyBonk
    edited February 2010
    In Response to Re: TEAM LML!!! ONWARDS TO VICTORY!!!:
    I am ready and willing to do my bit for the team tonight. Unfortunately, I will be unable to rail any players due to having received an entry into the Forum Deepstack for tonight. I will publish the MVP list as soon as I am out of the Deepie Tournament. Good luck to all of Team Lisa-Marie tonight and lets build those small chipstacks into mountains.
    Posted by apollo_11
    That's why I said I'd be MT'ing for the first time.. although with this time of tourny I suppose I'll only be MT'ing for about 30 seconds! lol

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  • apollo_11apollo_11
    edited February 2010
    I hope to Multi-tabling for at least 25 minutes, by which time I should be in the money but if the last Roulette game is anything to go by, I will only last about 3 minutes.
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  • unknown_usernameunknown_username
    edited February 2010
    Tikays last TKO success in 1 min roulette was a 1 min wonder!!

    Tony "Luckbox" Kendall and his band of not so merry (due to last weeks thrashing) men, won't even last a minute in tonights TKO -

    We "Long" for victory
    We will last "Long"
    "Long" Live Lisa
    We are strong, we are "Long"
    And "Long" may it last - but not in Tikays case obviously.

    Bring it on home Lisa
    Pokertrev "The Official Suite"  
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  • DiggerManDiggerMan
    edited February 2010
    What a beautifully scripted, utterly outstanding, completely inspiring load of utter waffle! It can't fail to rally our troops for another humiliation of the Bungundy Blue Rinsers! ;)

    Onwards and upwards Team LML
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  • candicandi
    edited February 2010
    In Response to TEAM LML!!! ONWARDS TO VICTORY!!!:
    I am happy to join with you today in what will go down in history as the greatest demonstration of Poker thrashing in the history of our Team.. [Applause]   One score week ago, a great Leader, in whose symbolic shadow we stand was thrashed mercilessly in the Omaha . This momentous happening came as a great beacon light of hope to millions of Team LML players who had been seared in the flames of withering injustice and outdraws. It came as a joyous daybreak to end the long night of captivity. But a few days later, the Tikayers face the tragic fact that they are again tottering on the very edge of utter humiliation . So much so that their previously mighty leader sulked like a little boy and refused to undertake a forfeit of any kind... Apart from the Mallard Fiasco. Surely that must count for something. The life of the Poker player is still sadly crippled by the manacles of luck and the chains of v ariance.. Or was that Vince? I'm never quite sure ;) One hundred years Older, the Tikay Captain lives on a lonely island of Loserville in the midst of a vast ocean of Defeatedness ... With OnlyOneLuckbox and the empty promise of a lesser spotted Greghogg (No relation to the common Mallard). In a sense we have come to our teams capital to cash a cheque. When the architects of our victory played the magnificent hands of the Omaha and the made their declaration of Loyalty, they were signing a promissory note to which every LML-er was to fall heir. This note was a promise that all men and women would be guaranteed the inalienable rights of life, liberty, and the pursuit of the Tikayers chips.. But there is something that I must say to my people who sit on the warm baize which leads into the palace of justice. In the process of gaining our rightful place we must not be guilty of wrongful deeds (except for suckouts and blind stealing. Those are all good). Let us not seek to satisfy our thirst for Victory by drinking from the cup of bitterness and hatred.. Let us instead leave that to the chipless , the hopeless and indeed the youthless ... I am not unmindful that some of you have come here out of great trials and tribulations. Some of you have come fresh from bad beats and downswings. Some of you have come from areas where your quest for chipstacks left you battered by the storms of Ace Jack and staggered by the winds of cunning bluffs. You have been the veterans of creative suffering.  I say to you today, my friends, that in spite of the difficulties and frustrations of the moment, I still have a dream . It is a dream deeply rooted in the Poker dream. I have a dream that one day this Team will rise up and live out the true meaning of its creed: "We hold these truths to be self-evident: that all poker players are NOT created equal." I have a dream that my team members will one day play in a tournament where they will not be judged by the color of their chips but by the content of their pots. I have a dream today. (Tikay has about a million everyday.. It's all relativ e)  Let Victory ring from the curvaceous Chipstacks of the final table! Let Victory ring from the Team list of the mighty Agent Apollo 11! Let Victory ring from the Homosexual Mallards of Duck R us.com! Let Victory ring from hallowed 56p of the Snowball Fiasco! Let Victory ring from CCTV footage so lovingly posted in our very own forum! Good Luck team. I have faith that each and every one of you will play your part for the full 60 seconds!! Especially our Captain of Vice who, rumour has it has lasted two or three minutes on occasion.. (Machka.. stop it!) Let's TAKE THIS DOWN!!! x Your Proud Captain x  
    Posted by LML
    Hello captain
    and very very well put!
    Good luck to the best team on the planet........... TEAM LIS MARIE!     WOOOHOOOOOO!  LET`S GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!   :)
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  • TRIP5TRIP5
    edited February 2010
    In Response to Re: TEAM LML!!! ONWARDS TO VICTORY!!!:
    What a beautifully scripted, utterly outstanding, completely inspiring load of utter waffle! It can't fail to rally our troops for another humiliation BY the Bungundy Blue Rinsers! ;) Onwards and upwards Team LML
    Posted by DiggerMan
    Viva la Tikay

    x
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  • DTWBANDITDTWBANDIT
    edited February 2010



          hi lisa alas but i won't be able to play 1 min roulette been having problems for a month now with table freezing and timer folding me out seems to happen in big fields with 5 mins or less blinds Sky Rich has passed prob. over to tech team ain't heard nothing yet



           good luck for tonite


       dtw
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  • RICHORFORDRICHORFORD
    edited February 2010
    Brilliant speech Captain.

    I only wish Martin Luther King had come up with something so inspired on the steps of the Lincoln Memorial in 1963...

    As for tonight- I'm armed and ready to do battle.

    1 Minute Roulette will not be a problem for me as every tournament I play on here is a 1 Minute one.

    1 Minute Primo, 1 Minute Bounty Hunters, 1 Minute Sit and Goes, 1 Minute Cash tables...

    See? I'm on home turf here...
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  • FBSFBS
    edited February 2010
    Rousing Speech Captain ........

    and I stand ready to do my best for Team LML

    Although after the last 2 weeks I may be better off following the age old tactic of ........

    FOLD TO WIN

    or may be even

    Sit out to WIN....


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  • MachkaMachka
    edited February 2010
    In Response to TEAM LML!!! ONWARDS TO VICTORY!!!:
    I have faith that each and every one of you will play your part for the full 60 seconds!! Especially our Captain of Vice who, rumour has it has lasted two or three minutes on occasion.. (Machka.. stop it!) Let's TAKE THIS DOWN!!! x Your Proud Captain x  
    Posted by LML
    Awwww.
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