Forum Dream Team

Jac35

18 months after the last update, has the team changed much?

Yes, is the answer. After the multi million buyout it was inevitable i guess. Some old faces do remain though.

Manager

Tikay

The Bobby Robson of poker is irreplacable and celebrating his 9th year in charge of this motley crew.

Goalkeeper

hhyftrftdr

Think Grobbelaar. A clown capable of calamity but also occasional brilliance

Right Back

Lambert180

Think Gary Neville. Technically excellent, always plenty to say. The shop steward

Left Back

Phantom

Spots problems, a menace when going forward. A great contributor

Centre Backs

Tomgoodun and IceTiger

Every team needs good strong characters at the back. These two have that in abundance and no shortage of talent.

Midfield

Stayorgo

Struggled a little recently as been unsure whether to hold his position or get forward and join the attack

Nchanning

Every good team needs a talker in the middle of the pitch. This chap can talk

Geldy

A bit of controversy of late about whether he will remain with us. He's bonkers but we do hope he'll stay

Wingers

Hendrik62

Think Archie Gemmil. Every team needs an angry bearded Scotsman. When his temper is in check he's superb

Jordz16

From no hair on one wing to mad hair on the other. The boys got talent

Centre Forward

MattBates

People have tried but no one has been able to overtake him. As before, a tricky little un who's a great finisher.

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Club chef

SkySam

Physio

SkyKirsty

Christmas do organiser

SkyJP

Supporters club Manager

DarkAngel

I think this could be our strongest team yet. Champions league here we come

alex1229

Any spare posistions going in the squad? Assistant chef? 

Although i've got this ongoing hamstring issue i think the Physio would need to check...

Jac35

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Any spare posistions going in the squad? Assistant chef?  Although i've got this ongoing hamstring issue i think the Physio would need to check...
Posted by alex1229

You're on the bench

Lost your place due to dietary issues

Phantom66

Thanks for the mention but where is Jac35?

Player/coach = on the touchline trying to moan in a win?

HENDRIK62

lol, very good Jac

I think we may need cover in a few positions, as a spate of 'injuries' and resultant required attention from the physio may decimate the ranks ;-)

alex1229

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Posted by Jac35

Bench is great. Next to the phsio.

Thanks

cenachav

In any football team I am always left back.

Normally left back in the pub making sure there is a round waiting for them atfer the game

hhyftrftdr

Mrwh1te is youth team coach?

GELDY

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Thanks for the mention but where is Jac35? Player/coach = on the touchline trying to moan in a win?
Posted by Phantom66

Paul should be in mid field. Like Iniesta he is solid and totally reliable with moments of pure genius. Unlike Iniesta he will complain every match he doesn't score. 

Bonkers me? Bang to rights m'lud. Not as much as the person who puts a (semi) retired person in the first team though. 

paige55

paige55 i heck of a football hater,having to here the game of football every night on the the all weather pitch at the back of her house (:(:(:sick as a parrot and so fed up with it (:(:(: so if you can add kick them into touch then add me,start time 5.30pm till 9.15 pm summer and winter get your boots on

Glenelg

Shockorooney!    Nae TommyD or Aussie09?  Just saying like.....

BigBluster

Goalkeeper

"hhyftrftdr

Think Grobbelaar. A clown capable of calamity but also occasional brilliance"

I'm his No 1 fan. He has the kind of personality that you just want to embrace, and I would embrace him as tightly as anyone.

hhyftrftdr

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Goalkeeper "hhyftrftdr Think Grobbelaar. A clown capable of calamity but also occasional brilliance" I'm his No 1 fan. He has the kind of personality that you just want to embrace, and I would embrace him as tightly as anyone.
Posted by BigBluster

A stop and go embrace?

BigBluster

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Posted by hhyftrftdr

Shall we call it a 'tighter and more throttling'?

Jac35

Shall we call it quits?

Was just meant to be a light hearted thread. It seems to be going the way of a lot of other ones now

BigBluster

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Shall we call it quits? Was just meant to be a light hearted thread. It seems to be going the way of a lot of other ones now
Posted by Jac35

Naah. It's still very light-hearted.

tomgoodun

Excellent thread Paul, bit worried bout goalie though as I see our first match is v the owner of a chain of Kebab Shops, keep your eye on him taking a dive.

Darkangel7

Funny Thread Jac thanks for including me. Laughed out loud when read it. Cheered me up no end.

hhyftrftdr

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Excellent thread Paul, bit worried bout goalie though as I see our first match is v the owner of a chain of Kebab Shops, keep your eye on him taking a dive.
Posted by tomgoodun

Shish, you have that little faith in me?

Tikay10

Lay off our goalie, please, we are a TEAM, we stick together.

Here's our man in action. Not a lot gets past him.
 


  

Ice_Tiger

Thanks for the inclusion.

Always been more of a striker. Hang around but don't do much for most of the time but then happen be in the right place at the right time to steal the glory.

Sky_JP

Could we place Benchmark "On The Bench"?

Phantom66

You should pair Giant with Batesy up front.

Classic up front combo.

Would look something like this

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FDH8RKhwCkc

Phantom66

Can bludreid11 be kit man? Only another 9 to collect and the whole team can have a sky poker hoodie.

Can Rainman be marketing manager?

yuranASSet

How about Phantom doing the Gary Neville half time live screen analysis - talks a good game, but when it comes to the real nitty gritty, isn't really worth his salt.

Phantom66

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How about Phantom doing the Gary Neville half time live screen analysis - talks a good game, but when it comes to the real nitty gritty, isn't really worth his salt.
Posted by yuranASSet

WP.

Are you auditioning for the Jimmy Bullard "it's only bantz" role?

yuranASSet

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Posted by Phantom66