A Rock Anthem....But This Ain't A Californian Hotel

DiggerMan · February 2010

On a dark poker table, Tony plays TKO
With his small band of donkeys, Greg, CT and Dohh
Well behind in the chip count, He saw a shimmering sight
his head grew heavy when he saw LML
He knew she was up for the fight
There she sat with her Ace Jack;
But he just couldn’t tell
And he was thinking to himself,
“is she from heaven or is she from hell”
Then she lit up the table when she showed him her play
There were voices in the forum thread,
I thought I heard them say...

Welcome to the crazy world of poker
Such a lovely play
Taking out Tikay
He’s having a sulk cuz LM’s the queen of poker
Any time she’s near, you can smell their fear

Her team is the best of sky poker, she got the captain of vice
She got a lot of pretty girls and boys, and Tikay’s paying the price
How they dance on the tables, the oldtimers sweat.
Some win with the best hand, some win with a bet

So Tikay called up the Sky Mod,
“I.... must win this time”
He said, “we cannot do that kind of thing even though you’re ninety nine”
And still those voices are posting now every day,
Wake him up in the middle of a hand
Just to hear them say...

Welcome to the crazy world of poker
Such a lovely play
Taking out Tikay
They’re having a laugh cuz the old bloke’s lost at poker
What a nice surprise, where’s your alibis

Mirrors on your laptop,
They’ve changed the rules again
And they say “You’ve got to play two tables now, it’s a much harder game”
And in the old master’s chambers,
They think they’ll make the frame
They try and have a little stab at it
But they just can’t load the game

One thing to remember, when you’re
Playing TKO
Take out all the oldtimers
And leave LM alone
“Relax,” said the vice man,
“All their chips will come our way”
You can take a taxi if you like,
But your car will have to stay!