I offer a prayer to the Poker gods

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Dear Poker Gods,

Hear my plea , 

I did wander off

But I was never unfaithful

I promise to be good to thee,

If you can just set me free.

I know ive been away

but im here to stay

Please hear me when I chant yaPlease consider my mantra
When I chant "not a Jack, Not a Jack, not a Jack"
Why then , do you deliver this ?

Hand History #1065507499 (09:19 06/08/2016)

Player	Action	Cards	Amount	Pot	Balance
mumsie	Small blind		£0.04	£0.04	£9.45
bobbit fingers	Big blind		£0.08	£0.12	£9.43
	Your hole cards	K A
mumsie	Raise		£0.28	£0.40	£9.17
bobbit fingers	Raise		£1.20	£1.60	£8.23
mumsie	All-in		£9.17	£10.77	£0.00
bobbit fingers	Call		£8.21	£18.98	£0.02
mumsie	Show	K A
bobbit fingers	Show	K J
Flop
		3 Q 7
Turn
		8
River
		J
bobbit fingers	Win	Pair of Jacks	£18.28		£18.30

chilling

Standard strewthness mumsie.