FAO Sky Rich and emilyegg

Quagmire72

You guys may be wondering how the toon army could go 15 matches unbeaten and then get beaten by a woeful Derby County.  I think i'm the reason. I put them in my acca last night. The only other time i've stuck them in an acca this season they got beaten at lowly Scunthorpe. You can see a trend developing here.

So if you want to see your beloved Toon Army playing in the big time again next season then please send me an Ayrton Senna(tenner) every matchday and i promise i'll leave them well out of my bets.

I'll send you both my address via pm if you both agree to this.

Mr_Miyagi

Ahhh


now I get why you have went for Arsenal

Quagmire72

In Response to Re: FAO Sky Rich and emilyegg:

Ahhh now I get why you have went for Arsenal
Posted by Mr_Miyagi

There's method in my madness good friend.

Sky_Rich

Quagmire72

In Response to Re: FAO Sky Rich and emilyegg:

Posted by Sky_Rich

Well well well. You'd better hope Sir emilyegg stumps up your share or the geordies will be my 1st pick every week. Muahahahahahahahahahaha

Mr_Miyagi

I'd watch it rich, he can have you in league 1 if he wanted to.

Sky_Rich

In Response to Re: FAO Sky Rich and emilyegg:

I'd watch it rich, he can have you in league 1 if he wanted to.
Posted by Mr_Miyagi

Quagmire72

You should listen to Mr Miyagi, he's a very wise man. He knows what i'm capable of. I could turn Real Madrid into a Segunda Division B side if i felt that way out.

Quagmire72

Skybet currently have Swansea priced at 7/4 for their home game with the Toon this Saturday. Anyone who likes a footie bet should watch this thread carefully. If i don't get what i want then that price will definitely be worth a wedge.

Mr_Miyagi

I'm on the phone to my bank as we speak

Sky_Rich

In Response to Re: FAO Sky Rich and emilyegg:

Skybet currently have Swansea priced at 7/4 for their home game with the Toon this Saturday. Anyone who likes a footie bet should watch this thread carefully. If i don't get what i want then that price will definitely be worth a wedge.
Posted by Quagmire72

that is good odds for sure. we never travel well

Sky_Rich

i do expect a reaction though (and a much cagier formation)

unknown_username

thought emilyegg was a jambos fan i may be wrong he is a good lad whoever he supports

emilyegg

Yes it is true to say I am a Hearts fan. Was born in Edinburgh and travelled Home, Away and Abroad following them.

 Started going to Newcastle games in the 80`s when games started to be played on Sundays. Our local Youth/Social Club used to run a couple of minibuses to SJP or Anfield**. Was hooked on NUFC from that first visit and after moving to the North-East (Durham) in my job, I became a regular who has witnessed many highs and lows.

Now in the Midlands, I very rarely get up to Tynecastle, but do still get to a fair few NUFC games, especially away games.

Bit worried that I might be a Jonah this season though. I have seen 3 of the 4 league defeats and was there when Peterborough beat us in the Fizzy-Pop Cup.

**If anyone is wondering why I went to SJP instead of Anfield, the simple answer is I was Scared. Even back in the 80`s Mr Miyagi`s pillowcase escapades were renowned on Merseyside!!

emilyegg

In Response to FAO Sky Rich and emilyegg:

You guys may be wondering how the toon army could go 15 matches unbeaten and then get beaten by a woeful Derby County.  I think i'm the reason. I put them in my acca last night. The only other time i've stuck them in an acca this season they got beaten at lowly Scunthorpe. You can see a trend developing here. So if you want to see your beloved Toon Army playing in the big time again next season then please send me an Ayrton Senna(tenner) every matchday and i promise i'll leave them well out of my bets. I'll send you both my address via pm if you both agree to this.
Posted by Quagmire72

Lol You Win Quagmire.....

So here's the Deal.

You need to back Swansea on Saturday. If you do this and the Obvious happens then a 2-Hour Lap-Dance will be winging its way to you, Compliments of the Missus.

Quagmire72

In Response to Re: FAO Sky Rich and emilyegg:

In Response to FAO Sky Rich and emilyegg : Lol You Win Quagmire..... So here's the Deal. You need to back Swansea on Saturday. If you do this and the Obvious happens then a 2-Hour Lap-Dance will be winging its way to you, Compliments of the Missus.
Posted by emilyegg

How can i say no to that. I'm lumping on Swansea this weekend. Any photos and measurements of ya missus would be helpful aswell. Giggety

emilyegg

She don`t know about it yet, but she will understand when I explain its for a good cause.

stats are 42-30-36 not sure in which order though.




Enjoy

Mr_Miyagi

In Response to Re: FAO Sky Rich and emilyegg:

She don`t know about it yet, but she will understand when I explain its for a good cause. stats are 42-30-36 not sure in which order though.
Posted by emilyegg

Bust, waist and hips.


sounds like you got yourself a nice lady

emilyegg

In Response to Re: FAO Sky Rich and emilyegg:

Posted by Sky_Rich

Sorry for leaving you in it Rich!!

Stinking hangover from Tuesday night.

emilyegg

In Response to Re: FAO Sky Rich and emilyegg:

In Response to Re: FAO Sky Rich and emilyegg : Bust, waist and hips. sounds like you got yourself a nice lady
Posted by Mr_Miyagi

She's still a bit upset about the Reusable Sainsburys Carrier Bag and the Poor-Quality, heavily soiled pillowcase which I have managed to throw into a neighbours garden. Just seen a Cat fly over the fence at a fair speed...

Mr_Miyagi

Ah and the pic does not dissapoint.


you know what they say about red heads...

Quagmire72

In Response to Re: FAO Sky Rich and emilyegg:

She don`t know about it yet, but she will understand when I explain its for a good cause. stats are 42-30-36 not sure in which order though. Enjoy
Posted by emilyegg

COME ON NEWCASTLE!!!!!!!!

Quagmire72

Just waiting for Sir Richard Richard to agree now. I'm willing to negotiate Rich. How about a Lady Godiva, a Curly Wurly and a Freddo?

emilyegg

In Response to Re: FAO Sky Rich and emilyegg:

In Response to Re: FAO Sky Rich and emilyegg : COME ON NEWCASTLE!!!!!!!!
Posted by Quagmire72

I feel personally insulted Quagmire, she might have failed the Hooters interview at the first stage, but I cherish her dearly.....
 So much so that I spent the whole afternoon buying her some new pillowcases (the posh ones from Matalan) and jetwashing the Neighbours Cat.

emilyegg

In Response to Re: FAO Sky Rich and emilyegg:

Ah and the pic does not dissapoint. you know what they say about red heads...
Posted by Mr_Miyagi

Give it to me Mr Miyagi..........

Quagmire72

In Response to Re: FAO Sky Rich and emilyegg:

In Response to Re: FAO Sky Rich and emilyegg : I feel personally insulted Quagmire, she might have failed the Hooters interview at the first stage, but I cherish her dearly.....  So much so that I spent the whole afternoon buying her some new pillowcases (the posh ones from Matalan) and jetwashing the Neighbours Cat.
Posted by emilyegg

You shouldn't feel insulted at all emilyegg, i shouted COME ON NEWCASTLE 'cause i really want them to win now that i've seen a picture of your lovely lady. Those eyes are mesmerizing.

emilyegg

I love her to bits Quagmire....she is useless at Connect 4 and Darts, but she loves me more than life itself.

Quagmire72

In Response to Re: FAO Sky Rich and emilyegg:

I love her to bits Quagmire....she is useless at Connect 4 and Darts, but she loves me more than life itself.
Posted by emilyegg

You're one lucky fella. The cr@p Connect 4 and Darts skills can be forgiven when she looks that good.

emilyegg

She is a bit down on herself at the minute. She has got us banned from the local bowling alley and will never be allowed a driving license. To cheer her up I put on a game of Hold `em and tell her she is playing Omaha.

Quagmire72

Newcastle should have far too much quality for Coventry in midweek, might stick a tenner on them!

emilyegg

Nooooooooooooo