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sky poker is a joke

07100710
edited December 2016 in Brags, Beats and Variance
Sky poker is on interested in the rake.........if you play very regulary and you are onto a winner.....thats the only way you will profit on this sit!!!!!! Casual players....you will cash th odd few tournies, but will defo get more bad beats than the regulars...... no doubt everyone on this forum will disagree, and they are all regular players.... (there is a clique on this forum as well).....sick of hearing all the c%$p that " there is so many hands dealt your gonna get the odd bad beat..........its a joke..... so come on you sky joker poker lovers......give us your best defence......I have no doubt you lot will try your best to belittle me...............but hey ohhh
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  • paige55paige55
    edited December 2016
    I would never belittle you and why would I, you have your opinion at least this forum allows you do so best wishes I send you x
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  • HENDRIK62HENDRIK62
    edited December 2016
    2 x 60p games since 2013
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  • unknown_usernameunknown_username
    edited December 2016
    In Response to sky poker is a joke:
    Sky poker is on interested in the rake.........if you play very regulary and you are onto a winner.....thats the only way you will profit on this sit!!!!!! Casual players....you will cash th odd few tournies, but will defo get more bad beats than the regulars...... no doubt everyone on this forum will disagree, and they are all regular players.... (there is a clique on this forum as well).....sick of hearing all the c%$p that " there is so many hands dealt your gonna get the odd bad beat..........its a joke..... so come on you sky joker poker lovers......give us your best defence......I have no doubt you lot will try your best to belittle me...............but hey ohhh
    Posted by 0710

    Hello 0710,

    Some of your  suspicions are correct, Sky poker is  interested in rake but thats code for cake.

    And the cake baking competitions, on the quiet , are cherry good .
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  • churchy18churchy18
    edited December 2016
    In Response to sky poker is a joke:
    Sky poker is on interested in the rake.........if you play very regulary and you are onto a winner.....thats the only way you will profit on this sit!!!!!! Casual players....you will cash th odd few tournies, but will defo get more bad beats than the regulars...... no doubt everyone on this forum will disagree, and they are all regular players.... (there is a clique on this forum as well).....sick of hearing all the c%$p that " there is so many hands dealt your gonna get the odd bad beat..........its a joke..... so come on you sky joker poker lovers......give us your best defence......I have no doubt you lot will try your best to belittle me...............but hey ohhh
    Posted by 0710

    A parody (/ˈpærədi/; also called a spoof, send-up, take-off, or lampoon) is a work created to imitate, make fun of, or comment on an original work—its subject, author, style, or some other target—by means of satiric or ironic imitation. As the literary theorist Linda Hutcheonputs it, "parody … is imitation, not always at the expense of the parodied text." Another critic, Simon Dentith, defines parody as "any cultural practice which provides a relatively polemicalallusive imitation of another cultural production or practice."[1] Parody may be found in art or culture, including literature, music (although "parody" in music has an earlier, somewhat different meaning than for other art forms), animation, gaming, and film.

     

    whats the 2nd act?



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  • SnufferSnuffer
    edited December 2016
    Great first post, obvs rigged the 2 60p dym's you played...outrage

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  • chillingchilling
    edited December 2016
    In Response to Re: sky poker is a joke:
    In Response to sky poker is a joke : A  parody  ( / ˈ p ær ə d i / ; also called a  spoof ,  send-up ,  take-off , or  lampoon ) is a work created to imitate, make fun of, or comment on an  original work —its subject, author, style, or some other target—by means of  satiric  or  ironic   imitation . As the literary theorist  Linda Hutcheon puts it, "parody … is imitation, not always at the expense of the parodied text." Another critic, Simon Dentith, defines parody as "any cultural practice which provides a relatively  polemical allusive imitation of another cultural production or practice." [1]  Parody may be found in art or culture, including  literature ,  music  (although "parody" in music has an earlier, somewhat different meaning than for other art forms),  animation ,  gaming , and  film .   whats the 2nd act?
    Posted by churchy18
    Crikey! was the off license shut tonight?
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  • 07100710
    edited December 2016
    In Response to Re: sky poker is a joke:
    I would never belittle you and why would I, you have your opinion at least this forum allows you do so best wishes I send you x
    Posted by paige55

    Get your fact right idiot....... this is what i mean about the clique!!!

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  • 07100710
    edited December 2016
    In Response to Re: sky poker is a joke:
    Great first post, obvs rigged the 2 60p dym's you played...outrage
    Posted by Snuffer
    another idot who needs to get facts right
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  • hhyftrftdrhhyftrftdr
    edited December 2016
    Do me next :)
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  • day4eire76day4eire76
    edited December 2016
    In Response to Re: sky poker is a joke:
    Do me next :)
    Posted by hhyftrftdr

    No thanks ; )

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  • 07100710
    edited December 2016
    In Response to Re: sky poker is a joke:
    In Response to Re: sky poker is a joke : another idot who needs to get facts right
    Posted by 0710

    So like I said..........all regular players come on sticking up for sky.....zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz
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  • HENDRIK62HENDRIK62
    edited December 2016
    Enlighten us about the facts then please, do you play cash?

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  • hhyftrftdrhhyftrftdr
    edited December 2016
    We're such a cliche.
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  • goldongoldon
    edited December 2016
     Sky Poker is not a joke ..... their serious.  

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  • BlackpumaBlackpuma
    edited December 2016
    I could tell you about all the bad beats i had last night but then id have to tell you about all the run good i had thursday night so i wont bother 
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  • chillingchilling
    edited December 2016
    Is there anymore concrete evidence?
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  • goldongoldon
    edited December 2016
    If "Black" is the only Colour ....... there is no choice.  Oop's there is Black.
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  • unknown_usernameunknown_username
    edited December 2016
    In Response to Re: sky poker is a joke:
    Is there anymore concrete evidence?
    Posted by chilling

    You would need to check with Tikay about this.

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  • rainman215rainman215
    edited December 2016
    In Response to sky poker is a joke:
    Sky poker is on interested in the rake.........if you play very regulary and you are onto a winner.....thats the only way you will profit on this sit!!!!!! Casual players....you will cash th odd few tournies, but will defo get more bad beats than the regulars...... no doubt everyone on this forum will disagree, and they are all regular players.... (there is a clique on this forum as well).....sick of hearing all the c%$p that " there is so many hands dealt your gonna get the odd bad beat..........its a joke..... so come on you sky joker poker lovers......give us your best defence......I have no doubt you lot will try your best to belittle me...............but hey ohhh
    Posted by 0710
    What about me i am regular, every morning about the same time.
    And still a losing player.
    All the best.
    Rainman215. 
    P.S NO BAD BEATS IN DEEPSTACKS.
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  • craigcu12craigcu12
    edited December 2016
    In Response to sky poker is a joke:
    Sky poker is on interested in the rake.........if you play very regulary and you are onto a winner.....thats the only way you will profit on this sit!!!!!! Casual players....you will cash th odd few tournies, but will defo get more bad beats than the regulars...... no doubt everyone on this forum will disagree, and they are all regular players.... (there is a clique on this forum as well).....sick of hearing all the c%$p that " there is so many hands dealt your gonna get the odd bad beat..........its a joke..... so come on you sky joker poker lovers......give us your best defence......I have no doubt you lot will try your best to belittle me...............but hey ohhh
    Posted by 0710

    Been a rgular for years but still only playing micro stakes cash, take away my highroller cash prize my sharkscope would be break even roughly now i'm sure a lot of my MTT exits involve more dominating A or generally higher cards.
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  • mallrat12mallrat12
    edited December 2016
    In Response to sky poker is a joke:
    Sky poker is on interested in the rake.........if you play very regulary and you are onto a winner.....thats the only way you will profit on this sit!!!!!! Casual players....you will cash th odd few tournies, but will defo get more bad beats than the regulars...... no doubt everyone on this forum will disagree, and they are all regular players.... (there is a clique on this forum as well).....sick of hearing all the c%$p that " there is so many hands dealt your gonna get the odd bad beat..........its a joke..... so come on you sky joker poker lovers......give us your best defence......I have no doubt you lot will try your best to belittle me...............but hey ohhh
    Posted by 0710

    Your absolutely spot on! Stopped playing on Sky for a few months for this very reason, last week started back and still the same old cra p.  With the exception of maybe one or two sit and go's ive been rivered out of every tournament, DYM, etc. last one still fresh in my mind, had pocket aces raised fairly big got the inevitable call, fairly dry board guy shoves i call he has 10 4 off and flopped a pair of tens and yep u guessed it rivered a four, absolute joke! Wont be back this time.
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  • UDirtyRATUDirtyRAT
    edited December 2016
    In Response to Re: sky poker is a joke:
    In Response to sky poker is a joke : Your absolutely spot on! Stopped playing on Sky for a few months for this very reason, last week started back and still the same old cra p.  With the exception of maybe one or two sit and go's ive been rivered out of every tournament, DYM, etc. last one still fresh in my mind, had pocket aces raised fairly big got the inevitable call, fairly dry board guy shoves i call he has 10 4 off and flopped a pair of tens and yep u guessed it rivered a four, absolute joke! Wont be back this time.
    Posted by mallrat12
    i agree with you mallrat but dont leave us rats have to stick together
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  • unknown_usernameunknown_username
    edited December 2016
    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=myhnAZFR1po
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  • hhyftrftdrhhyftrftdr
    edited December 2016
    In Response to Re: sky poker is a joke:
    In Response to sky poker is a joke : Your absolutely spot on! Stopped playing on Sky for a few months for this very reason, last week started back and still the same old cra p.  With the exception of maybe one or two sit and go's ive been rivered out of every tournament, DYM, etc. last one still fresh in my mind, had pocket aces raised fairly big got the inevitable call, fairly dry board guy shoves i call he has 10 4 off and flopped a pair of tens and yep u guessed it rivered a four, absolute joke! Wont be back this time.
    Posted by mallrat12

    Cool story.
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