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3 left in the big brother house / lisa long / tk / richard orford / you vote the winner!
good work irish, hope there was a big crowd for Mr Miyagi
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"DON'T LET TIKAY OUT......DON'T LET TIKAY OUT......DON'T LET TIKAY OUT......DON'T LET TIKAY OUT......DON'T LET TIKAY OUT......DON'T LET TIKAY OUT......"
Webby was forced into action to quell the rampaging rabble so he took Ed, James, DP and Mark to the pub for a drink! Well he HAD to do something!!!
NEWSFLASH
At approximately 2.00am this morning, police were called to an incident outside a night club close to the Big Brother house! The disturbance involved a former cricketer, a film correspondent, two dwarves and a security guard. Initial reports suggest that the former cricketer, a mister Ed Giddins, was in a rather drunken state and kept chanting “Don’t let Tikay out”. This is thought to be a reference to the current Celebrity Big Brother involving Tony “Tikay” Kendall who is a poker analyst for TV channel Sky Poker and a leading authority on the mating habits of mallard ducks. When asked to quieten down by the security guard, known only as “Webby”, he became violent. He swung one of the dwarves around by his legs shouting “How do you like this merry-go-round Banin”? As the incident seemed to be getting out of hand, TV film correspondent James Hartigan was heard to shout “If you don’t stop now I will have to get my pugil stick and take you ALL DOWN”! Fortunately, rather than enflaming the situation further, his action served to completely defuse the whole incident as everybody fell about laughing! When the police arrived, about an hour later as usual, everything had calmed down and they just warned the protagonists about their behaviour and sent them on their way. One witness said “It was like being back at home in Dublin!” but everybody just ignored him as they usually do with DP!
90% of my fan base are females aged between 18-32, the vote was taken on Valentines day when they all had something else better to do.
while the 3 left are mainly supported by single males aged 35+
whilst pole dancing ,
miyagi succumbed to webby's charms,
and orford pad locked the gate behind him,
camera 7 picked up cash changing hands between webby and orford !
4.45 In the Celebrity Big Brother House
Lisa-Marie is doing handstands in the garden
Rich and Tikay are drawing straws to see who's turn it is to steal Lisa-Maries lollypop
richard orford is losing in the votes ,
he starting to pace up and down the garden talking to himself,
is richard planing another Houdini in the poll votes ?
he stares at his reflection in the back of the shoe polish tin ,
and says to himself,
"come on rich think think "!
It was the day of the Winter Olympics task which was never a good idea!
Lisa was first up with an Ice Dance routine but her attempt at the Triple Salchow only resulted in some rather nasty bruising and Tikay having to be seen by a doctor after receiving a large gash to his right arm from Lisa's flailing skate!
Richard didn't fair any better in the Bob Sleigh! He spent the first 10 minutes trying to find it, gave up, phoned a taxi and never actually made it past the start line!
Tikay was given the Biathlon! Now Big Brother Irish had thought that this would be an ideal event for the great man with its blend of endurance and accuracy but after he spent more than three hours in the diary room trying to figure out the rules, they thought it was best to just let him get on with it. So, instead of skiing around the track and shooting at targets, he spent his time shooting around the track and skiing into the targets! Not a pretty sight!
So another failed task and some pretty beat up housemates ready for tonights eviction!
Who Goes? YOU Decide!!!
its unclear still,
who is going to exit !
'Its tight at the bottom' ......said an on looker with a smile on his face and his hands in his pockets.....
Tikay is having a quiet Nap in the lounge, dreaming of trains and how he could win the next leg of the TKO........................"Bunch of Luckboxes, I'll show em! - I'll drive this 10.15 diesel from Stoke right up their...........................................................................
Richard: Tikay! Tikay! - Your dreaming again
Tikay: That wasn't a dream Richard, that was a floppin nightmare, bunch of luckboxes, you wait till I get out this house. I'll show that Lisa Longplop who's side of the track i'm on.
Richard: Calm down tikay, your going to have a turn!
Tikay: Turn! Turn! - I'm gonna have a turn all-right! That Lisa Longplop has hit more turns in a game than I have fished a river.
Lisa is very excited about the vote, in fact she is popping about more than a handfull of corn on a hotplate.
Richard: Wonder how many people will vote for me in the last three minutes, Mmmm. that's when my good lady tells me I am at my best.
BB: The Voting is Close, so this is your last chance to keep your favourite celeb in th BB House.
#Edit# I think that last comment by Richard should be in the, how was it for you last night thread.
lisa long 12
tk 10
richard orford 9
rich is off looking for his car !
we go too heads up !
i will have the thread up shortly !