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The TKO2 Clock is ticking!!!....
Tikayan Warriors, Boss, Fellow Sympathisers of Team Tikay, Traitors, Mallard Enthusiasts
Tomorrow night is without doubt the most crucial night in the history of Team Poker in the world. Team Tikay take a 2.5-2 lead over Team Donkplop with 1 leg to play and that leg is the mad bad world of extreme.
Actually for those who want to know what extreme is all about actually the longer name for this tournament is EXTREMLY EASY TOURNAMENT FOR TEAM TIKAY TO WIN AND TEAM DONKPLOP TO SQUANDER!!!...:)
Quite simply we cannot let the likes of the Captain of Vice, Donkplop,Donkplop wannabes, Apprentice Luckbox and Trevor Harris humiliate a world class outfit like Team Tikay!....
We are immortal and we iz da business innit!..............
Fellow Tikayan warriors quite simply when the likes of Russ Bray scream "GAAAAAAAAMMMEEE ON" and the first hands are dealt attack,attack and attack smell out who are donkploppers and who are Tikayan Warriors and let's make it an all Team Tikay final table and victory will be all ours!!!!!
And then we can all gather at Team Tikay HQ's and discuss what quadruple bada $ $ forfeit the donkploppers have to do!!!!
That is all!.............
Tomorrow night is without doubt the most crucial night in the history of Team Poker in the world. Team Tikay take a 2.5-2 lead over Team Donkplop with 1 leg to play and that leg is the mad bad world of extreme.
Actually for those who want to know what extreme is all about actually the longer name for this tournament is EXTREMLY EASY TOURNAMENT FOR TEAM TIKAY TO WIN AND TEAM DONKPLOP TO SQUANDER!!!...:)
Quite simply we cannot let the likes of the Captain of Vice, Donkplop,Donkplop wannabes, Apprentice Luckbox and Trevor Harris humiliate a world class outfit like Team Tikay!....
We are immortal and we iz da business innit!..............
Fellow Tikayan warriors quite simply when the likes of Russ Bray scream "GAAAAAAAAMMMEEE ON" and the first hands are dealt attack,attack and attack smell out who are donkploppers and who are Tikayan Warriors and let's make it an all Team Tikay final table and victory will be all ours!!!!!
And then we can all gather at Team Tikay HQ's and discuss what quadruple bada $ $ forfeit the donkploppers have to do!!!!
That is all!.............
Comments
^^^^^^ +1 like what he said innit !!!!!!!! (gosh my English teacher would be proud)
Let's look at CT's unoffcial unique guide to the potential future challengers that won't be taking the TKO throne off Lord Tikay of Kendallshire in a hurry:
Jimbo Hartigan - Intelligent looking sort of person apparently, the change from being an Analyst to a presenter has seemed to have had a profound effect on Jimbo, Appeals to Geeky types and those who were fans of the Wide Awake Club. And likes to belittle those who pronounce Mastercash as Mastacash!.
Current Odds: 2/1
Trevor Harris - Looks Like Ernie from Sesame Street. Supports Arsenal (well someone has to!), Has laid back approach and seems to have built quite an on-air presenting chemistry with Lisa Donkplop!.
Current Odds: 7/2
DP Fitzgerald - Irish Gentlemen that's not to be mistaken with the character Father Dougal from the tv comedy "Father Ted". Spends 5 hours a day doing his hair apparently
Current Odds: 5/1
Ed Giddins: Former International Cricketer, Very good Poker Player, Quality Mathematican that likes to use the term "Ask the question" quite a lot, Best Mates with DP Fitzgerald, Has hairy chest!.
Current Odds: 11/2
Richard Orford: Face of Sky Poker,Midlander, supports average football team, is a captain of vice, Lost TKO1, wears horrible blue jumpers and suffers from huge wardrobe malfunctions and forget's where he puts his Car (Thanks to Achill for that piece of factual information!)
Current Odds: 5000000/1
Richard Orford: Face of Sky Poker,Midlander, supports average football team, is a captain of vice, Lost TKO1, wears horrible blue jumpers and suffers from huge wardrobe malfunctions!
Current Odds: 5000000/1
You did'nt mention he forgets where his car is.
Team Donkey-Long-Plop & the 666ers are GOING DOWN!!!!!!!
BOOOOOM
Orford 5,000,000-1? Surely you mean 50,000,000-1?