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who would be on your fantasy poker table??

edited February 2010 in Poker Chat
if you could play anyone in the world 6 seated who would you want to have on your table?

this is what id like.............................

1. tom dwan   - would love to see a master of the game at work.

2. bill bailey   - just for sheer comedy pleasure.

3. luke 'fullflush' schwartz  - love his confidance/arrogance.

4. hayden panettiere (the girl from heroes) - just for something nice to look at! plus she has special powers ;-)

5. tiger woods -  a hero of mine (just for the golf) would be interesting conversation i think!!!


just a bit of fun and yes im bored lol

Comments

  • edited February 2010
    If it wasn't just any 5 players i could own then i would have to say

    Ivey - Even getting your b u t t kicked by this man would be a thrill

    Kid Poker Himself - I know i'd lose but his reads are something to behold and he comes across as a realy nice guy

    Jennifer Tilly - theres a couple of reasons i won't mention here :)

    Hellmuth - I'd like to be present when he spits his dummy

    and last but not least Mr Tony Kendall of course
  • edited February 2010
    1. Mark Banin

    2. Tikay

    3. Lisa-Marie Long

    4. Richard Orford

    5. James Hartigan


    can you see a pattern?
  • edited February 2010
    lol yes maybe i should of put a sky poker analyst but that not very fantasy is it!! lol

    actually maybe some of you 'fantasize' over LML!!
  • edited February 2010

    1 - Samantha Janus

    2 - Sheridan Smith

    3 - Ricky Gervais

    4 - Jeff Stelling

    5 - Georgie Thompson

    6 - Tim Lovejoy

    7 - Tom Dwan

    8 - Ian Holloway

    9 - Jordan

    Yehhhhhhh I'm playing ten-handed for once ;)
  • edited February 2010
    1.Me
    2.Me
    3.Me
    4.Me
    5.Me

    That way I never lose, :)



    Seriously.....

    1. Doyle Brunson

    2. Stu Unger

    3. Chip Reese

    4. Gus Hansen

    5 Mike Matusow
  • edited February 2010
    Hear is my fantasy wish list

    Lady GaGa - Pokerface
    Shania Twain - Cause any country girl can play poker right?
    Arnold Swartzanigger - Just cause every time he has to reload, he is gonna say "I'll Be Back"
    Harry Hill - Just Cause of his famous quote "What are the chances of that happening?"
    Richard Orford - Well, just cause I like taking his money off him.

    And can I also have a weather girl as the dealer? Just so there are no more Snowball Fiasco's
  • edited February 2010
    lady gaga is a good one!!!

    id like to ask her how she tucks her balls into those revealing outfits????!!!!!

    and dohhhhhh you are just a naughty rule breaker!! ;-)
  • edited February 2010
    1. Daniel Negraneau - my hero
    2. Gus Hansen - another hero
    3. David Tuchman - so that I can own him lol
    4. Kara Scott - for obvious reasons
    5. Mike "The Mouth" Matusow - would love to see him blow up on the table and also he would be great banter!!
  • edited February 2010
    Prefer 10 seater i'm afraid for me!

    1) Me
    2) Eric Cartman from South Park
    3) Katherine Jenkins - Voice of an Angel and you know the rest!...... :)
    4) Zippy from Rainbow
    5) Lisa-Marie Long - Give her a chance to get some retribution over little old me for being on the winning TKO Team!....... :)
    6) David "Bumble" Lloyd
    7) Tim Nice But Dim
    8) Frank Gallagher from Shameless
    9) Richard Orford - No Brainer Really!!.... :)
    10) Tikay - The Guv'nor, Legend, 2 Time TKO Winning Captain, Mallard Lover, Trainspotter par excellence - NUFF SAID REALLY!........ :)
  • edited February 2010

    1) Me
    2) Elviz    
    3) Al bundy
    4) Sam Becket
    5) JFK
    6) God
  • edited February 2010
    Stu Ungar
    Chip Reese
    Dan Harrington
    Tom Dwan
    Phil Ivey
  • edited February 2010
    I'm also playing 10 handed so the other 9 would be...

    1) Doyle Brunson - poker legend!
    2) Stu Ungar - want to see how quickly he'd own me!
    3) Tom Dwan - again to see how quickly he'd own me!
    4) Daniel Negreanu - one of my all time favourites!
    5) Phil Hellmuth - want to see him blow up when number 7 sucks out on him!
    6) Tony Kendall - no explanation needed!
    7) Rich Orford - comedy purposes!
    8) Holly Willoughby - I love her and chance to swooooon her!
    9) Katherine Jenkins - she's just mint!
  • edited February 2010
    Elvis

    George Best

    Maggie Thatcher

    Tikay

    Terry Venebles

    Winston Churchill


  • edited February 2010
    1. Phil Laak
    2. Antonio Esfandiari
    3. Jennifer Tilly
    4. Phil Hellmuth
    5. Tony G
    6. Luke Schwartz
    7. Rich Orford
    8. Lisa-Marie
    9. The Mighty TK

    I like my live tables loud and proud!!!! This lot would create total havoc...Brillaint!!!

    x
  • edited February 2010
    In Response to Re: who would be on your fantasy poker table??:
    Prefer 10 seater i'm afraid for me! 1) Me 2) Eric Cartman from South Park 3) Katherine Jenkins - Voice of an Angel and you know the rest!...... :) 4) Zippy from Rainbow 5) Lisa-Marie Long - Give her a chance to get some retribution over little old me for being on the winning TKO Team!....... :) 6) David "Bumble" Lloyd 7) Tim Nice But Dim 8) Frank Gallagher from Shameless 9) Richard Orford - No Brainer Really!!.... :) 10) Tikay - The Guv'nor, Legend, 2 Time TKO Winning Captain, Mallard Lover, Trainspotter par excellence - NUFF SAID REALLY!........ :)
    Posted by OnlyOneCT
    lol funny you said him! i played a dym last night and there was a guy acting like him in the chat box acting all drunk and not making any sense!

    at one point he asked how much the buy in was etc........

    thought this is going to be easy he was calling with muck and playing bad!!

    then he stopped talking and suddenly started playing properly knocking 2 guys out and going on to cash!!

    im sure this is the first time ive come across an online hustler!!!

    good tactic though to lull people into a false sense of security by acting like frank gallagher!!
  • edited February 2010
    1)Me
    2)PokerTrev
  • edited February 2010
       

        in character the following :

      john clesse

      manuel

      del boy 

      rodney

      boyce

      trigger

      david brent

      victor meldrew

      ali g

      dim but nice 

    les the barman the dealer 
      

      
  • edited February 2010
    In Response to Re: who would be on your fantasy poker table??:
    1. Phil Laak 2. Antonio Esfandiari 3. Jennifer Tilly 4. Phil Hellmuth 5. Tony G 6. Luke Schwartz 7. Rich Orford 8. Lisa-Marie 9. The Mighty TK I like my live tables loud and proud!!!! This lot would create total havoc...Brillaint!!! x
    Posted by TRIP5
    Laak and Esfandiari are great shouts - the table banter would be amazing not to mention the prop bets!
  • edited February 2010
    tony waddington
    jimmy greenhoff
    alan hudson
    mark stein
    ricardo fuller
    me
  • edited February 2010

     Me
     Unger
     Brunson
     Reese
     Ivey
     Devilfish
     Hellmuth
     Negreanu
     Hansen
     TJ Coutier

    nuff said
  • edited February 2010
    In Response to Re: who would be on your fantasy poker table??:
    1)Me 2)PokerTrev
    Posted by Mr_Miyagi
    Have you and Blackfish had a lovers tiff then?

  • edited February 2010
    Zig

    Za g (why is za g banned)

    Richard Orford

    Denise Van Outen

    Chris Evans

    Johnny Vaughn

    Gabby Roslin

    Kelly Brook

    *edit*    Lisa Long (just seen her Who Wants Head Thread)



  • edited February 2010
    fan of the big breakfast are we??

    id like tony g on my table too as ive been watching some clips of him today!!

    hes a right gob s**t isnt he!!!!
  • edited February 2010

    ill take it as a 6 max game...
    Me
    TK x 5

    seriously?

    Me- a young dwan... hmmm
    Dwan- legend
    Alex Meltzer- fat guy who says i raise with KK on the river on an ace high board, gets stacked by durrr like a complete donk in the last hand of one of the high stakes poker series' hahaha
    Ivey- legend
    Esfiandiari- no idea how to spell his name but see below for the reason
    Hellmuth- haha to see him get tilted by dwan (for being better than him), Ivey (for being better than him and apparently 'getting lucky') and esfiandiri... just seems to tilt hellmuth! wanted to play him and so esfiandiari said HU any time, Hellmuth... nooo ring game baaaa

  • edited February 2010
    6 seater
    Tom Dwan
    Doyle Brunson
    Daniel Negreanu
    Alan Cunningham
    Huck Seed

    9seater
    Dave Ulliot
    Phil Laak
    Phil Hellmuth

    Only if they come down to 5p/10p though
  • edited February 2010

    PAUL NEWMAN

    FRANKIE BOYLE

    SIMON COWELL

    CHRIS EVANS

    GEORGE BEST

    BEYONCE DEALING TOPLESS

    FEW CIGARS, LOADS OF MALT SCOTCH AND ICE. INTERVAL FOR GORDON RAMSEY TO MAKE US A CURRY WHEN I CAN BE BOTHERED CLICKING MY FINGERS AT HIM.


  • edited February 2010
    My super six would be :-
    1) Tiger Woods
    2) Pele
    3) Richard Prior
    4) Olivia Neutron Bomb
    5) Stu Ungar
    6) Debbie from Dallas


  • edited February 2010
    In Response to Re: who would be on your fantasy poker table??:
    In Response to Re: who would be on your fantasy poker table?? : Have you and Blackfish had a lovers tiff then?
    Posted by TRIP5
    You read my mind.......lololol
  • edited February 2010
    Me
    tikay
    Rich Orford
    Lisa-Marie Long
    Devilfish
    Daniel Negreanu
  • edited February 2010
    bump!!!

    thread of the week anyone??? ;)!!!!!!!

    maybe i can win a thread of the week prize for sheer cheek lol!
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