Weirdest Film Baddies

Quagmire72

Bit of a random one this, let me know which film baddies you think are a bit weird. I'll start off:

Ed-209 from Robocop. Upon first look you get the feeling this is one bad, mean machine. A real big ugly lump of metal, this beast has such high powered weaponry that if it warned you not to park on double-yellows you'd be off in a shot. But then what happens. Due to the dodgy design of it's feet, the big heap of junk can't even manage a flight of stairs. Slips and falls and ends up on it's back crying like a little baby. Good grief. Scrapyard for you, you big metal goon!

unknown_username

That tiny short guy in the bond films?

Surely you could just pick him up and kick him up the @rse

unknown_username

marshmellow man he was weird real weird oh thanks for the b/d greetings lads nice balloon pu ya cheeky monkey

EDKENT123

The giant cockroaches ion the film Mimic, i mean come on BUG SPRAY!!!!!!

AIRWALKER

In Response to Re: Weirdest Film Baddies:

That tiny short guy in the bond films? Surely you could just pick him up and kick him up the @rse
Posted by HuFlungPu

PML WELL FUNNY THAT MATE.

micky6chin

Jabba the hut, thats pretty messed up to come up with an oversized slug that looks like a huge turrd with eyes, mouth and slobber. Good taste in chained up ladies though

FlutNush

Film Baddies: Why oh why, do they never learn that once they've captured the hero, they should never:

1. Explain all the details of their gory ploy for world domination.

2. Invent a convoluted way for the hero to die... like leaving him strapped to a concrete ramp by the sea where killer lobster live... allowing the tiny saw on his Rolex to cut through the flimsy rope ties once the villian has made his exit.

My advice: Shut up, don't explain your plan, and shoot him. Then check for a pulse. If a pulse exists, shoot him again (repeat until death ensues).

Film Heros: Whilst saving the world before the end credits, save valuable time by thinking of the last thing that could possibly work – and do that first.

loonytoons

The blob, really scary i dont think, oh and those scary triffid flowers lol

AIRWALKER

Wicked wich of the west.

All she wanted was a pair of girly slippers then she got topped by a splash of water.....wimp i think lol.

Mr_Miyagi

Nobody seen Jack Frost 3?

at one point when they melt him, all he has left is his nose. And the carrot kills 2 people.

brilliant film!

unknown_username

know its not a film baddie but iron maidens eddie he,s evil....prowler

AIRWALKER

How about the Martians from War of the Worlds?

Did they not all snuff it for want of a MMR jab a piece lol.