Should i spare Mr Owl's life?

Quagmire72

For the past week Mr Owl has been twit twooing non-stop outside my window and he's driving me loco. I'm ready to blow him to bits with my high powered air rifle with telescopic night vision sights but i thought i'd ask the shedians their opinion.

loonytoons

How do you know its an owl, it may be coded signal to your other half for when the coast is clear?

Quagmire72

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How do you know its an owl, it may be coded signal to your other half for when the coast is clear?
Posted by loonytoons

Good question loony, i'll be combing the area for clues later.

BADBOY985

go to your local agricultural supplier they sell those bird scaring expoders f me those thing are load close up
there dirt cheap and good for stoping cats s@@d for dust

BADBOY985

ps using this method and you may also be able to take out beardy ornathologist and allround @rse pain bill oddie at the same time
i know  you like a bet and that would be a top win double in  my book

Sky_Rich

In Response to Should i spare Mr Owl's life?:

For the past week Mr Owl has been twit twooing non-stop outside my window and he's driving me loco. I'm ready to blow him to bits with my high powered air rifle with telescopic night vision sights but i thought i'd ask the shedians their opinion.
Posted by Quagmire72

Coco loco?

Quagmire72

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In Response to Should i spare Mr Owl's life? : Coco loco?
Posted by Sky_Rich

lucy4

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How do you know its an owl, it may be coded signal to your other half for when the coast is clear?
Posted by loonytoons

coast is clear?............ do you live in a light house.

NoseyBonk

Air rifle?! Frankly I'm shocked! You wanna upgrade to a Barratt M107 - it's the only way to be sure.

Quagmire72

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Air rifle?! Frankly I'm shocked! You wanna upgrade to a Barratt M107 - it's the only way to be sure.
Posted by NoseyBonk

It's an owl mate, not an elephant.

Mr_Miyagi

climb it and catch it with your bare hands.

I don't know much about birds but I'm sure it would be nice with a bit of curry and some nan bread

AIRWALKER

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climb it and catch it with your bare hands. I don't know much about birds but I'm sure it would be nice with a bit of curry and some nan bread
Posted by Mr_Miyagi

I agree, perhaps some twit twoo tikka would be very palatable sounds like 'hoot' cuisine to me lol.

lucy4

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climb it and catch it with your bare hands. I don't know much about birds but I'm sure it would be nice with a bit of curry and some nan bread
Posted by Mr_Miyagi

i prefer a chicken tarka... its the same as a tikka but a little otter.

unknown_username

it,ll be chicken tawny you fools,don,t you know your owls.. tut

AIRWALKER

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it,ll be chicken tawny you fools,don,t you know your owls.. tut
Posted by stokefc

Barn owl bhajis

beginluck

In Response to Should i spare Mr Owl's life?:

For the past week Mr Owl has been twit twooing non-stop outside my window and he's driving me loco. I'm ready to blow him to bits with my high powered air rifle with telescopic night vision sights but i thought i'd ask the shedians their opinion.
Posted by Quagmire72

well i don't know why you've bothered to compile a poll for this dillema, "SHOOT IT!!!" is the obvious solution.


shoot everything...

Quagmire72

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Air rifle?! Frankly I'm shocked! You wanna upgrade to a Barratt M107 - it's the only way to be sure.
Posted by NoseyBonk

When i responded with: It's an owl mate, not an elephant, i posted a picture of the M107 but it has been deleted as it could be seen as promoting violence. Words fail me!

NoseyBonk

In Response to Re: Should i spare Mr Owl's life?:

In Response to Re: Should i spare Mr Owl's life? : When i responded with: It's an owl mate, not an elephant, i posted a picture of the M107 but it has been deleted as it could be seen as promoting violence. Words fail me!
Posted by Quagmire72

LOL.. yes I saw there was something 'awaiting approval' which then vanooshed. Anyway, the M107 is a 'peacekeeper' ;-) haha

Quagmire72

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In Response to Re: Should i spare Mr Owl's life? : LOL.. yes I saw there was something 'awaiting approval' which then vanooshed. Anyway, the M107 is a 'peacekeeper' ;-) haha
Posted by NoseyBonk

'peacekeeper' as in don't be breaching the peace or you'll feel the force of this baby, i presume?

NoseyBonk

Pretty much yeah :-D