Offical Primo thread 7th March

KnackersYa

Hi Rich and Trev

OK, jobs for the boys (and girl)....

Mark - The new Benny Hill (Rich, you nicked my 70's po rn star idea)
Tikay - Opera singer
James - The lead in a remake of War Games
Lisa - Dental Nurse (lovely teeth)
Trev - A footy Ref
Matt - post office counter clerk
DP- Leprechaun
Ed - Maths teacher
Rich - Breakfast Show DJ on Radio 2
Dave Tuckman - Wrestlng commentator

rats107

can you show Hand History #240024180. flop play esp??

spornybol

ENJOYING THE SHOW, ED CAN BE A SECOND HAND CAR SALES MAN AND LISA CAN BE ONE OF THOSE MODELS THE LAYS OVER THE CARS LIKE THEY DO IN STATES

dublin-up

#240036281

labrat64

ok so what would we be if we weren't here.

Trev - Doorman at spearmint  rhino
TK - Asda store greeter
Rich - Catalogue model (for shoes) not from the waist up!!
DP - mobile phone ringtone impersonator for any Irish comedian ever.
LML - would own her own new age feng shui shop in covent garden.

DTWBANDIT

   hand number is 239935885 it was an earlier DYM Omaha which i am new too my question is did i do right as i got a bit of stick for calling many thanks dtw

chels

sorry about my post guys, i was in the middle of putting the screaming baby to bed lol

you know i love you both really, and yes rich i am a girl, check my poker results you will know instantly lol

xx

unknown_username

Rich would make a good shop dummy and trevor would make a good bouncer (At a kids disco)

Machka

Lisa-Marie could run a coffee shop, I don't know why, I just think she'd give the coffee a certain something.

acebarry10

Heard a rumour you finished 2nd in a SNG Rich, very well done m8, because that jacket suited you Rich, you have to be a redcoat

spornybol

DP CAN BE A JOCKEY ON A SHETLAND PONY

phil12uk

Rich - well done on your 2nd in the SNG yesterday......... who came first???

Seriously - had a fantastic time yesterday and had the pleasure of playing both of you guys.  Trevor played fantastic and big congrats for final tabling.

I'm now off to lead a residential in the Isle of Wight so have 5 days without poker but after the last week I don't mind that!!!

 

FINS

all would work in  the wizard of oz remake.

rich ..  tinman

lisa..dorothy

mark .. obviously the scarecrow

trev.. the scared lion

dp.. a munchen

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DOHHHHHHH

TK should be a fake Santa Claus in the frenchgate centre in Donny.

Trevor should be someone who remains calm, when things are going crackers - I wonder if Trevor has ever tilted on a poker table? could you ask him? Maybe a midwife?

Majj

DP -International power walker
Giddins - Monk
Lisa Marie - 19th Century shoeshine girl
Hartigan - Budget airline co-pilot
Banin - Struggling pavement artist
Broughton - Evil Genius
Trev - Antique salesman
Tikay - Antique
Orford - Unemployed

karlluke

Dear Rich and trev
just a few suggestions for jobs


Richard as an austrian cowherder in his lederhoesen
trev as a a time share salesman
ed as a ventriliquist with dp as his puppet
lisa as a 17-30 holiday rep
tk as the curator of the york railway musem
mark bannin as a crooky card shark on th pavement conning people with find the lady

tina

hijimhere

There was a young man called TK
poker the game he did play
named after a truck
he's not in the muck
but does give .. a good competative game

SonicPingu

I've now got Tikay at my table. Having seen his avatar I have the perfect job for him. Working on a coconut shy, Not as the guy handing out the balls either.
Sonic pingu

dublin-up

if ya could show this it would be great

#240069112

DiggerMan

This is why you don't limp in from the small blind

#240050021

spornybol

after hearing tk he could be a chimp trainer

DiggerMan

Occupations:

Rich - male model for the Sense charity magazine (dunno if you'll be able to read this out...!)

Trevor - Ronnie Corbett's stunt double

Tikay - Road Crossing Attendant (Lollypop Lady) outside an old peoples home.... well they need someone with more experience to help the residents!

acebarry10

Rich could be a failed poker presenter, oh hang on...

andsoitis7

lads i know its late but i think this one definitely deserves a primo entry ( flutters eyes )
 


RICH AND TREV-  CANNON AND BALL TRIBUTE ACT
TIKAY AND MARK- HINGE AND BRACKET TRIBUTE ACT

RICHORFORD

Great effort tonight everyone- the job suggestions really made the show!

Thanks to everyone who posted on here- there were so many good ones that gave us a really good laugh it seems a shame that only one of you could win but it's congrats to KeithTeeth who landed free entry into next week's Primo for his suggestion that Trevor would make an excellent dolphin trainer.

The mind boggles...